The bunny that hangs out at work. Happy Sunday!

Nice workout + Ideas flowing + Warm shower + Cool night = Happy Joseph 😊 Good night everyone 😴💤

I finished the long work week, and tomorrow the high is going to be 67⁰ I can't begin to describe how good this is going to be 😌

May the deaths of those who fought for our freedom remind us of how high the price of freedom is. #MemorialDay

Today I found out a couple of the kids (18-20 somethings) at work call me work dad. 🥹 Okay maybe I can make room for Gen-Z

I see your Sunday scaries and I raise you Tuesday terrors, with a six day straight schedule. Heads you win, tails I lose🫠

I am aware of the effect I have on women 😅 but lady behind me in line at Aldi, please give me 3 feet.

Read this twice.

Tomorrow is IPO day! Fervo Energy upsizes proposed IPO to 70M shares share.google/V4POGBmngZb8...

Good morning, kids. 🐝 Stay safe out there.

More power to the people that like em, but I could live without the random bluesky posts of a giant

I totally deserve the pan dulce they put out for moms at work. I'm one of the baddest mothers of all time. 😅

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I hope every mother has a wonderful day 💖

I have no idea where this pic came from, but yes😅

@mightymite.bsky.social Happy ESTT day!

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Who needs data centers? I'll mansplain anything you want 😅

He’s the real winner. Oh well, I’m not crying, you are.

I like the view from my doctor's office. Has your blood pressure ever been so high the only thing you can do is apologize to the nurse. I feel like a dummy 🤒

On two occasions I played with a blind woman's guide dog (and no it's not an inunido nasty 😡) I'm getting the skeletons out of the closet before I become famous 😀

So true, and I learned a new word 😊

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I always wanted to study abroad, it's just hard to find one that will let me 😅 #jokes

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I don't know why you're looking so annoyed. I only said be nice to the flowers #corvid #crow #cawmunity 🪶

I know the rat race is beatable. I just know it!

I know I posted something similar a while back, but it genuinely feels like my dreams go up in flames to keep everyone else warm.

"When we so cheapen the concept of human life that we can be permissive to the occasional bomb or bullet, I think we've taken a giant step back into the Dark Ages. And I don't think there's a light at the end of that tunnel." ~ Rod Serling

Pagliacci could use a joke 🫤 I'm pretty sure we all could.

How I met your mother ❤️😅 youtu.be/flbkD6zoG78?...

It's not that I hate AI, I just want it to be what a calculator is for math, for the research world.

We were meant to live off of the land, not destroy it.

I'm against participation trophies but I think I deserve one for appearing calm when so many things are falling apart.

Nature is so cool...

@ 4:00 this morning ❤️

I know my dog is out there cursing me out in dog like: You dumb MF 🤬 I wanted to pee, not be out here for hours😠😡 My fault 😅

Two stray dogs came into work yesterday, of course on my day off 😞

I read today that attractive men make more money, and the peak earnings are in your mid 40's to early 50's But are they funny though? Most likey🫤

When I become the first Gen X president, my first act will be to make jars female friendly. You gotta build back their trust where it matters. 😅

*Me keeping up with trends: No one has ever asked what I was like in the 90's, but here you go. Honestly not too much has changed. I have more hair now, (I know it's usually the other way around.) My face is covered in grey, but I dig the 60% salt / 40% pepper look.

Nothing really prepares you for how many low-blows you'll take from having a dog 🫪

Think I'll switch it up and post a picture of a crow😁

Please tell me this is AI, and I never thought I'd say that. 🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/CucUz...

I don't get 3 day weekends often so if you need me, no you don't 😴

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Why are so many "conservative" guys all of a sudden concerned with the strait of Hormuz? They must think it's the straight, but still on Grindr, of Hormuz.

All bad 😞 Lake Perris Recreation Area evacuated - ABC7 Los Angeles share.google/DRnHcQVUNrbT...