Life so damn expensive. Should I hop on a pole? Start an onlyfans? Start scamming?

My big girl is 5 years old 🥳

Came to BlueSky to confirm that Twitter is down lol

i hate when you unsubscribe from an email....they email you back to confirm. BITCH

What an episode. Phenomenal.

So sad. Only 63. I just want us to grow old 😔

#Severance time

The new episode of #ParadiseHulu is the heaviest episode of television I’ve ever seen. My goodness this shit is deep.

Especially thankful to be self employed on a day like today when I need to give myself a mental health day and I don’t have to ask for permission

And that’s fine. The poster blocked me already lol

This why I don’t be in this app lol. No matter what I mute, something else pops up

Connections Puzzle #615 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Phil Lewis is at the clurb and I feel like I’ve seen my teacher after hours

Who stated this comic sans Valentine’s Day card trend lol

🎉 Connections Puzzle #614 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Wordle 1,336 6/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wtf actually

Wordle 1,335 4/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The purple category pissed me off so bad Connections Puzzle #612 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Chile #ParadiseHulu feeling a little too close to home with the relationship between the spineless president and his billionaire bestie who ends up taking over and gaining all the power

Wordle 1,334 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,332 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

"Say Drake"

"Say Drake"

"Say Drake"

Was the ‘a’ necklace for a-minorrrrr?!

Duolingo is wild my boy 😂😂

Kendrick and Bey got what they deserved at the Grammys. Jalen Hurts won the Super Bowl. Team MAGA lost in front of the tangerine. This has been a Black ass Black History Month.

February 17, 2018

Connections Puzzle #608 🟪🟨🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

I KNEW IT #Severance

Cardi and Pardi Yung Miami and DaBaby Y’all just insist on working with men who did Megan dirty?

Staying consistent with health eating is so damn hard. One slip up and you gain 7.3 points.

Ugh

Wordle 1,327 4/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Every time a friend takes a social media break then comes back they share like 100 memes and reels a minute 😂

Wordle 1,326 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wait did Kendrick wear a Canadian tuxedo on purpose I’m fucking sick 😂😂😂

COWBOY CARTER ALBUM OF THE YEAR HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

I do like the show this year. It has a nice vibe and flow. #grammys

BEST COUNTRY ALBUM PERIOD

Someone please explain to me why this NBA trade is such a big deal

THANK YOU QUEEN BEY

Let me watch this new episode of #Severance

Wordle 1,323 3/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #601 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Male Instacart shopper

Woke up and cried about the plane crash. Absolutely fucking heartbreaking.

Planes crashing into each other on the way into DCA?!?!

I got some very good news today. God keeps on blessing me 😭

Oh this is goodt!