back on spy x family

I don't post them much outside the D&D servers I'm in so here's some out of context shitposts I've made that I always find really funny (the 2nd I literally just made now lol)

My attachment to each Final Fantasy I've played: 💚💚⭕⭕⭕FF1 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️FF2 💚⭕⭕⭕⭕️FF3 💚💚💚💚⭕️FF4 ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️FF4: AY 💚💚💚⭕⭕️FF5 💚💚💚💚💚FF6 💚💚💚💚💚FF7 💚💚💚⭕⭕FF7CC 💚💚💚⭕⭕FF7DoC 💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️FF8 💚💚💚💚💚FF9 💚💚💚💚⭕FF10 ⭕️⭕⭕⭕⭕FF10-2 💚💚💚💚⭕FF11 💚💚💚💚💚FF12 ⭕️⭕️⭕⭕⭕FF12:RW 💚💚💚💚⭕FF13 💚💚💚⭕⭕FF13-2 💚💚⭕⭕⭕FF13:LR 💚💚💚💚💚FF14 💚💚⭕⭕⭕FF15 💚💚💚💚💚FFT

Trying to get a refund from Amazon and get sent this by customer support LMAO

Nice of them to add gender neutral Flesh Noises

me dropping a male Mii onto my island that only goes after femme presenting non-binary Miis

Thinking about one time I was streaming and mentioned spicy food and some rando started asking constant questions about exact scoville levels of the food I ate as I mentioned it and would brag about how that's nothing to them oooooooh look at you tough guy my 3 viewers were so impressed LMAO

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Accidentally slept from 7-10pm and fucked up my internal clock, but as if that wasn’t enough my little nephew’s here and has been talking to himself very loudly for the last 2 hours trying to force himself awake …I’m going through the weirdest and worst feeling of exhaustion ever

I've only experienced one route of Fate/stay night so far and I can safely say that this story is, indeed, peak

bugs when you lift up a rock

#ocart #coffeebreak

You know when you're experiencing something that isn't peak yet but you can just tell it's gonna be peak when it gets there? Yeah, uh, I'm playing Fate/stay night Remastered lol I just got this pure gut feeling that this game's gonna change my life and there's no basis for this whatsoever yet

Saw the datamined script showing how Kiwami 3 changes Y3's ending...

next cerulsymph update we will let kazuki say fuck

ANYTHING BUT WATER WITH ICE

just finished greed island oh that is a that is a really unfortunate anagram oh dear

Even if there wasn't all the shitty stuff regarding Yakuza going on that makes me not want to buy any of their games from this point on, Kiwami 3 looks so fucking ugly with that lighting and the main issue of the AI in 3 blocking everything never even got fixed so like who's this even for?

I wanna be like a moth cause I could save a lot of money if I liked eating clothes

this is the sort of shit that makes me want to live

back on hunter x hunter

my lief is a part y my home is da club

When I go to the toilet at midnight and the house is all pitch black I always imagine I’m in some fucked up real life version of FNAF except I’m sat on the shitter and I have no way to lock out Frederick Fazzbear

yes ma'am sorry ma'am 1000 pushups coming right up ma'am glory to the society

You ever respond to someone automatically without thinking? Just did that thing my nurse giving me the flu jab and now I sound like an anti-vac nut because I replied it “made sense” to exclude asthmatics from the covid vaccine Chat I maybe fucking stupid

Male Loneliness Epidemic? Yeah right, just because I’m male and lonely and epic and I… uh… Huh. Well, damn.

the most annoying person you know: hey guys im here while twitter is down

CerulSymph hotfix live! Fixes a few bugs I found while watching someone play through it for the first time

Now Playing - Space Invader (Encore) - by @kmanvtuber.bsky.social When I said tomorrow, I *did* mean tomorrow. Cerulean Symphony v1.3 is now live! All this update does is add one new song, as well as updating everything to the latest version of FNF. You might want to stick around until the end...

One of them depressed kinda nights where you're not in the mood to do anything and have no motivation to do the things you should be doing😔

Fell asleep and dreamt up a world that's the exact same as ours except everytime you're in an unfortunate situation you're forced to spout dialogue that reads like a AAA game protag hinting at a mechanic Just like "Woah! This rain has my clothes soaked! If only I could find some cover..."

All I wanted was a new Fatal Fury game what did I do to deserve a world where the monkey's paw curled and they're owned by the Saudi Government and making AI Gen trailers

JUDGEMENT KNIGHTS OF THUNDER

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SNAPCUBE PLAYED DRAGON QUEST VIII LIKE 2 YEARS AGO OK GUESS I'VE GOT A NEW THING TO BINGE WATCH

New pinned because its time for the 2026 Media Thread! I'll start this off below, hopefully I can engage with some more media this year (or rather, remember to even record it here)

No matter how good of a writer you are, you will never be as powerful as a Dragon Quest localizer.

Could this be the first meme of 2026!? 😱

Decided I hate twitter so much that I'm going to make a vent account on here despite there not even being private accounts yet, I'm just that fed up with the place. Anyway, if you want something closer to a priv account with a focus on vents and stuff then follow bsky.app/profile/kman...

Aight, new year's resolutions for me to come back to by the end of this lol - Buy my first house/flat - Save money like crazy, min pointless spending - Healthier eating - Get back to streaming (after buying house/flat) - Practice singing but seriously this time - Be active in more discrod servers

Can’t relax most mornings because my lil nephew is obsessed with me and always wants me to play games with him It’s adorable but at the same time I just can’t have a lie in when he’s around which sucks, especially on New Year’s Day of all days… :/

So I did the maths and it turns out Bisexual people across the globe LOVE KManVTuber I mean, just look at the graphs, the numbers don't lie!

everyone stop dunking on actual bigots. i don't care how funny your comeback is, if you quote post or try to dunk on them in any way you're both platforming them and exposing people to their vile opinions which makes you as guilty of spreading bigotry as they are. just block and move on

Rewatching GTO for like the billionth time and I always love coming back to this shot

i swear every other post talking about their posts flopping on bluesky sounds exactly like this

Bluesky features I'd like to see in 2026 & onwards: • Drafts + scheduled posts • The ability to edit posts • Private accounts • Higher quality GIFs • DMs that are not barebones as hell • Community notes

Can this site please get priv accounts already I need the literal only reason for me still using twitter to be destroyed I am begging you bsky

I haven't logged into FFXIV in like half a year I think but I feel obligated to log back in for my annual christmas bard routine of playing christmas songs in public areas No matter how little I play the game, this is an unbroken tradition for me at this point

I think this is just a vocal stim now literally whenever I'm bored I cannot say it in any cadence besides this LMAO