George Carlin used to famously "joke" about the term "military intelligence." Let's add to that the term Trump's "Department of Justice."

When have we ever known Putin to be deceitful, hmm? Oh, wait . . . new information is coming in . . .

Anyone else getting inundated the last week or so by MAGA fundraising emails? Trump, Vance, the RNC, Tim Scott, Newt Gingrich--if they think I'm one of theirs, they are operating on some shitty algorithms! They're all going straight to Junk, but there's easily five a day.

NBC just spent 20 minutes grilling the Iranian Foreign Minister on "How dare you retaliate against our attacks?"

The Babbler-in-Chief babbles on, no one has ever babbled like him, everyone is saying so.

Sieg heil sounds a little different in English, but the sentiment is the same.

Our fur daughter is following Westminster with rapt attention.

Memo to ABC News: Your coverage overall hasn't been too bad, but anyone who's seen the videos knows that "one side of the story" being pushed is total horseshit.

NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.

Face it. ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should. It is time to defund ICE! Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew

I half-expect Trump to re-enact the famous Vietnam era photo, personally executing Maduro on national TV with a snub nose .38.

This year's TV coverage of the Macy's Parade totally blows.

Happy Rock of Chickamauga Day!

The YouTube pregame show is just embarrassingly bad.

Apparently Tony Dokoupil has assumed the role of Trump apologist on CBS Mornings.

Happy 209th birthday to my avatar and a very distant ancestor of my wife's, George H. Thomas. An underappreciated American hero.

Happy 20th Maine Day to all those who celebrate white nationalists getting their asses kicked!

Raskin on Trump's corruption: "Whatever kind of varnish they had from the first administration is completely off now. They're not even pretending to do anything else ... it's a gangster state."

Just occurred to me we haven't heard much from Jim Jordan or Lauren Boebert lately. Maybe they're both in rehab for treating The Stupid?

Oh my God, CBS Mornings with yet another "Let's check with diehard Trump voters at small town diners to see if they love him even more."

I'd like to know how many times in Salvy's career he's struck out on ball 4.

Cannot afford to give CLE any insurance runs at all. So we bring in Long, who so far has given up runs in every appearance. In 15 pitches, bases loaded with no outs. Now a two-run double. Insurmountable deficit for a team using rolled-up newspapers for bats.

Hud's trying real hard to say something besides "A major league right fielder would've caught that."

#Royals Show of hands--who else is tired of watching M.J. go 1-for-April?

Oh "Senator Collins" thinks they've learned their lesson I see. Everyone else is Sargent Schulz.

Has anyone ever loved the sound of his own voice more than this steaming pile?

Incredible how everything touched by this steaming pile of horseshit is the greatest, record-setting, no one's ever seen anything like it, wonderfulest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity.

And President Zelensky! Pass it on.

In the Urgent Care waiting room right now--30ish woman coughing her butt off. Presented her insurance card at front desk. "Sorry we don't accept that. Self-pay would be $150." "No no no, I'm good," she says, and leaves. What an exceptional country we are.

Anyone else constantly getting emails from Trump or Muskrat selling this and that junk that's too cheesy for Dollar General? The "unsubscribe" links don't work. Blocking puts it in the spam folder, but it pisses me off to have to delete it four times a day.

Well, if everything isn't fixed by this time tomorrow, we know who to blame, right?

Just a tad full of himself, isn't he?

Thirty days Twitter-free today. This is the day my account is to be officially flushed from President Musk's cesspool.

Nice to know Jim Nantz and CBS Sports are openly rooting for the Bills and Lions.

The Doinkarooskie!

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

Hey @piperformissouri.bsky.social, I think you have an impersonator. I've reported it as bogus. @piperformiissouri.bsky.social

Happy Rock of Chickamauga Day to all of you who celebrate!

Happy 20th Maine Day for those who celebrate! "If we're tired, they gotta be getting tired."

Using Facebook in Safari on my iPhone, it only shows one post in my feed. Everything below the first post is blank. Desktop & iPad render it without a problem. My secondary iPhone browser renders FB just fine. Yes, I've cleared the cache, re-started the phone, cussed at it--all the usual remedies.

where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.