Gump maxing @emmaintro.bsky.social

aura maxing @c4ra1.bsky.social @emmaintro.bsky.social

Walking back into Coffee and Talk. 13 months in the making @emmaintro.bsky.social

going to a coffee shop and ordering a skinty vanilla latte

i get knocked down but i get up again or whatever soccer tees said

i thought these were called skeets nobody told me we changed it to bleets

blue sky the everything app

does anyone know if we have school tomorrow

Tooth fairy? uh yeah dude my gay ass dentist.

snl 50 is very good far. i enjoy laughing tbh

this game sucks because they’re using the fortnite font

Rippin’ 4 Good Day 1 starts now!! Raising $100k for Project Hope twitch.tv/chrismelberger

new worst car sticker just dropped

i cannot even describe in words how big this burrito was. a true christmas miracle

doing the hot to go emote after every kill so they know a lesbian out gamed them

i thought target was selling chappell merch for a second

i went to school with rudolph and his nose was shiny and “glowed” on purpose btw. dude was an attention whore

trying to remember that god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

i just know one of these would feel so fucking good in my hands right now

waited all day to come home and skeet

we could eliminate traffic if you idiots would just lock in and drive

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

isn’t smosh that room from jersey shore?

Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Innit

went to the red shirt and blue jeans convention

tried to celebrate national pickle day and jimmy john’s only gave me lettuce

fortnite: battle royale

guys omg. search “get lucky by daft punk” on spotify. this is a good one

i’ve seen so monsters today i’m so fucking scared

League of Legends (LoL) Laugh Out Loud (LOL) my people are looking into what this means. please stay alert

if you guys are secretly planning on electing me as president, you have to tell me now so i can take pto for my inauguration

pizza friday o7

edging breakfast by putting a bagel in the toaster before bed

no i cannot “hang out” tonight. i spilled spaghetti all over my white shirt and you don’t even care

i noticed you guys aren’t engaging with my stuff within minutes of me posting it. is everything okay?

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

i need a machine that will clean my dishes

life lowkey is strange

threads seems cool so far!