ㅤㅤㅤ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 . . . 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 . . . ㅤㅤㅤ

Just got told off for cramming an assignment. …In my defense, I was on stakeout.

One thing I KNOW is that we can't be the only ones feeding Clark these 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴. If he knows us at all...it won't fly.. We need accomplices.

₊⊹ STRAWBERRY BLISS ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ

Come onnnn. It'll be like old times. Green Lantern and Flash. You know we don't get much action these days.

Uh-huh. Go right ahead!

There's nothing to lie about! Seriously! On an unrelated note, did you know they grow Batmen in test tubes in gene labs over the country?

Wayne.

Heh.

That's where we're here for, eh? Let's find out. One gaslight at a time.

So? We have an extra gullible Supe on our hands. Why not have fun?

You are lacking in an adequate amount of social anxiety.

They breed em in test tubes in a lab somewhere.

“Don’t raise your hand until you’ve extended it first.” 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 ~ 𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 ┊ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴀᴢᴏɴ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ┊ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ʟᴇᴀɢᴜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ #DCRP #MVRP #ComicRP #BskyRP

Where the hell are you taking my best friend for WEEKS?

Right? Sometimes they do a couple act! Really popular.

Bruce is the new guy at the corner strip club. Real friendly guy. Can borrow him the night for a fifty bill.

💭: I can do something so funny right now.

WHAT? WHY WASN'T I INVITED??

Oh, yeah. That. ...NO FAIR, THEY NEVER TOLD US FACE TO FACE!

..there's DEFINITELY something wrong with that Superman.

Thank you. This is true.

Footsie in the meeting rooms, probably. There's a reason why they're always sitting across from each other.

That's fine, kid. Take a risk.

Where's the Superman fan. I bet he'll back me up.

Do you think it's because he looks like him...but a little uglier?

Man, I dunno. Isn't he always reaching new heights?

Looks like Big Blue, but... Busted.

Who the FUCK is this guy?

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰. #DCRP ⚡ #MVRP

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

【Ｉ　𝐀𝐌　𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】

((Good mkrning...i cant keep my eyes open....

Blackstar...? Mogo...? Fear...?

BIG PLANET GUY?

MOGO??

...which one? There's a lot of those.

Thanks to my fifteen step skincare routine. I'll put you on, uh...𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦.

[Glareeeee...]

Hi, Bart!

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HOW I LOOK-!!!

Now, hold on. I'm not old. I'm...refined.

I look...a little green. In the perpetually nauseous sort of way...