Pouring over these old ass maps has given me no shortage of ideas that are funny only to me

Jimmy John’s isn’t even freaky fast anymore

Learned at work today that Shutting Down your computer no longer Shuts It Down by default. Currently have four different computers in front of me like a hacker from a movie but all I’m doing is going in and turning off that fucking setting on all of them

The way they weren’t even going to offer Asougi a deal at all until he revealed he had a trump card in the form of Klint’s confession. I think Kazuma did a pretty good job keeping it together tbh. Like he could have crashed out way harder than he did.

Company president sent out a video via email telling us we all get the whole week of Christmas off but no one fucking watches his videos so the director of operations had to send out a summary email. Lmfao.

Discovering Pop 101 by Marianas Trench as a 30 year old in 2025 is killing me. Taking every artist that was popular when I was in high school by the fucking throat but unfortunately for them the formula hits. Like sorry I know you’re taking the piss but you made a bop.

Modern medicine is truly incredible like I cannot believe it works THAT well. Ran out for a single day and immediately remembered what cat allergies actually feel like.

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

It’s literally the same every year why do I even bother looking. Another fuckin wrapped for daft punk.

Tis the season folks!

Running out of allergy meds has taught me a valuable lesson: I have not, over 4 years of constant exposure, developed any sort of immunity to pippa. The 10mg of Zyrtec daily was just working.

*accidentally writes another 10k chapter” uh oh

Watching what some kid is watching YouTube on a tablet at the coffee shop and I think we need a universal ban on whatever the fuck this content is

"What do you think would suit me?" She says. Cloud wrapped around your left arm and Aerith wrapped around your right arm, ma'am.

Oh my god this goes so hard. I bestow upon you the highest honor I can give a sticker: favorite water bottle

Lrp Miss Lockhart are you free tonight

Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.

Ryuunosuke nendoroid…..

They’re expecting 6-12 inches of snow over the next 24 hours down at my parents house so I came home today and stopped at the grocery store and everything. Only to find out WE are only getting 2-4 inches.

THE TGAA SOUNDTRACK IS ON SPOTIFY??????????

No one tell my mom but clearly I do not come home enough cuz why is google maps giving me this pop up. I grew up here. I know more than you.

to thine own balls be based #tgaa

My dad says she looks like she’s wearing thigh high boots

Not sure what level of whatever I’m going through it is that has me crying bc my dad offered to have a casserole ready for me when I got home today

I do wonder if they considered the Implications when they invented Dr Stevens/Sithe or if they were just like “game 1 was a sausage fest. Let’s make the spooky coroner lady a woman.”

Dr Stevens-centric piece in the tgaa precanon zine…. I am climbing my walls

My seat……

The only truly terrible thing about being in your 30s is that sometimes you will pull muscles you didn’t even know you had just by like. Standing.

Oh they weren’t fucking around it did snow

oomf reaching That reveal reminded me I pre-wrote this scene. It makes me sick it makes me SICK.

Being held hostage again

y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"

I’ve played this game with a bunch of art school kids and I thought I was going to die that night

#edelclaude redraw of a very old sketch

The mayor of New York City and the mayor of Los Angeles 🙂‍↕️

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

My guess is that Zohran wanted Trump to like him while also not appearing like he endorses anything Trump is doing and unless I missed something mission accomplished buddy

What the fuck is HAPPENING

Forgot to ask for half-caf. I’ll be paying for this.

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Heat might be broken. Not too bad yet but pippa is sitting on me instead of on her ceiling shelf which means it’s not warm up there where the vents are either. Hm.

If you put Mia, Godot and Edgeworth in a blender, you get Kazuma #TheGreatAceAttorney #AceAttorney #tgaa

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The first shrek movie had a soundtrack with zero skips like they’re all bangers

Second attempt (2/2)

First attempt at trying to connect with your new sibling (1/2) #tgaa #thegreataceattorney #大逆転裁判

Twitter keeps feeding me these clips from this girl streaming legends za and in every single one she is crying because a pokemon is Too Cute 😭 it’s adorable I kind of love her