@klobuchar.senate.gov decided that her commitment to Minnesotans doesn't include trans constituents, and voted yes to the NDAA. Screenshot from her website at www.klobuchar.senate.gov/public/index..., highlights by me.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

No I swear the reason I don't sort my mail is named Circe (definitely not ADHD haha whaaaat)

Hate it when you accidentally melt the cat

Can we fire him yet

I feel like "don't cheer and applaud for unrepentant bigots" is not exactly a high bar to expect my elected representatives to clear, but here we are.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

Taking a break from Magic posting to say: The current administration is trying to taking away the legal personhood status of at least two marginalized groups (immigrants, trans folks) in an attempt to make it so the law doesn't apply. We can't be okay with reps throwing them further under the bus.

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My summer obstacle course is just like the other ones, except it's a popsacle course.

My favorite thing about juggling my disabilities is trying to ferret out where any given symptom is coming from. My second favorite thing is filling out forms that want a static assessment of a highly dynamic set of conditions. It's so much fun y'all.

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When there was positive economic data under Biden, the New York Times told us to worry, with headlines like: “Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery” and “Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead” But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:

the MPD officer who shot amir locke is now leading their new use-of-force. how is this current status reformable? it just gets worse www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...

It's non-binary awareness week, here's some facts you should know: Non-binary people are diurnal, meaning they're most active in the morning and the evening. Non-binary people are usually not aggressive but dont startle them. Don't feed non-binary people from your hand, they can bite.

they bring up we love mpls being chaired by andrea corbin who donated to the GOP last year while trump is now targeting minneapolis, and the blurring of the lines between what is conservative nationally and what is conservative locally, and what that could mean for next 4 years

you can take the catholicism out of shame but you can't take the shame out of catholicism

Folks who are Indigenous to Turtle Island / North America talk about their ancestors being here since time immemorial for very good reason. Western science is just barely beginning to catch up to millennia of oral history.

Damn I knew "tornados sound like a freight train" but it is DIFFERENT to hear that sound while sitting in the basement with the cats

It's really annoying how as soon as I put on my compression wear, my hand stops shaking. Stop working this good. I despise you.

my girlfriend is so pretty, sometimes I look at her and make wistful little sounds

for science pls reskeet if you have ever accidentally cosplayed Kim Possible

I love being woken up by the constant flashes of lightning from a storm that hasn't even reached me yet

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

Girlfriend refuses to use the discover feed, which I understand and respect. But sometimes I get to learn about rocks, so.

We all need a place where we feel safe… Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.

He’s being dishonest when he’s out there campaigning to support our immigrant/LGBTQIA+ community. Just a few months ago he vetoed funding for an LGBTQIA+ mental health program, immigration legal services, a Welcoming and Labor Center, and driver education classes to help immigrants.

Girlfriend: Do you need some water too? Me: Yeah, probab.. GF: *hands me my own nalgene full of water, in which she has also placed 2 wrapped granola bars*

*cracks knuckles* these screws ain't gonna strip themselves

When MAiD was only an option for those with terminal illness, it was against the law for a doctor to proactively bring it up with a patient. When disabled people became eligible, that safeguard was removed. Ask yourselves why that might be??

This is fucked up, MN

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought

the sister species of the kobold is the koitalics and kounderline

I think we read that book in middle school 🤔 but clearly these things only happen in The Past and Far Away

"I have a flashlight on my phone." That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom. Please buy a real flashlight. Please.

In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children

you're laughing but i bet their blood pressure is really high right now 🥺 like medically 🥹🥺🥺 hope nothing really funny or poetic happens 🙏

does feel like we shouldn't overlook the fact that amid all the extremely funny shit the richest man in the world in no uncertain terms announced that his wealth is responsible for republicans' control of government and that they, and the president, should be beholden to him

Imagine looking at the trail of destruction Elon has left behind him in the GOP and then thinking "that's what we need for the Democratic Party!". He's 100% worth more to us incoherently pissing everywhere outside the tent then incoherently pissing everywhere inside the tent.

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

Girlfriend shouts down the hall, Hey wanna play a fun game? It's called "without looking anything up, use bsky to figure out what the fuck is going on"

Jacob Frey would’ve sent the cops to stonewall if he had been mayor

My husband makes the cutest sounds when I shove him back in his specimen jar

In the ongoing confusion of what happened yesterday, ICE has released a statement confirming they were there (which was already confirmed by eyewitnesses) and listing "state and local law enforcement" and a host of federal agencies as assisting ICE. (1/2) www.kare11.com/article/news...

"Oh, play us a tune then!" *immediately forgets any tunes I have ever learned* ^but the social media version. Hi, I'm here now