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::Checks results of the important election races:: Woohoo!!

If you live in New York, are 18+, and registered to vote: Please exercise your right to vote today, if you have not already done so during early voting!!! Polls are open until 9pm!! #ElectionDay

It is nearly 2am and I’m wide awake in bed. Why? Because I was asleep for several hours on the couch. We’re talking an almost full night’s sleep amount of hours (from around 6:30 til midnight). And yet, I do not feel rested at all. Hrumph.

I can’t with people spreading misinformation about what you can buy with SNAP. Case in point: Rotisserie chicken. Not allowed. “But why not?!” Because it’s cooked. Can’t have the poors be able to have an already cooked, ready to eat meal.

Me every time we have to go back to Standard time. I hate it I hate it I hate it! Link to original: www.hedgerhumor.com/...

Let’s do the time warp again… #FallBack #StupidStandTime #IMissDaylightTime

Happy Birthday, @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social!!!!!

🎶Detachable penis…🎶

So glad I didn’t have to leave the apartment today. #Weather

Took advantage of this week’s meal deal at Stop & Shop and made the baked ranch chicken recipe they provided with the deal for dinner tonight. The chicken came out really good! #dinner

I needed to find something to use up the rest of the container of heavy cream I used for the chicken stew the other day (why can’t I find half pint containers anymore?!). So, I decided to make Cheddar Apple Scones.

Can somebody please explain to me the visceral hatred people have for raisins? I came across multiple posts this morning with people using the vomit emoji when learning that ::checks notes:: stuffed cabbage has raisins in it.

I made chicken stew for #dinner tonight. Comfort in a bowl.

Long Island deserves a Representative who fights for working families and stands up to Trump’s attacks. Meanwhile, Andrew Garbarino can’t even wake up to vote. I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...

This cover of CCR’s “Bad Moon Rising” by @henrywagons.bsky.social & Queenie is amazing! Have a listen:

Sup, migraine behind my eyes? Unhappy that you’ve arrived. Ugh.

Happy #Diwali to all who celebrate!

It is October 20th. Why in the hell has #HallmarkMystery become the 24/7 Christmas BULLSHIT channel already?! Fuck Christmas creep! Fuck it in the fucking ear!

Boooo, Broncos, booooooooo! #Giants

Success! The chili is nice and spicy, but not melt your face off spicy. The butternut squash added a little sweetness. 10/10 would make my chili this way again!

“I’m almost to Uranus!” 😂#OutOfContextTheatre

There’s a vat of chili in my future! I deviated from my usual because I had a butternut squash to use, so I added that. Also, the chilies are slightly modified. This time, I used: 1 poblano, 2 green jalapeños, 2 red jalapeños, and a red habanero. Smells good in here already!

Mmm… scratch made apple cider donuts…

Friends always ask me why I don’t make videos when I’m cooking to share with everyone. The reason is because of *all* the negative comments that people make. “Why using canned beans?” “Not enough seasoning” “Too much seasoning” “looks dry” “looks wet”. Nope, not for me.

Days like this make me so glad I cut you out of my life years ago. #NotAboutAnyOfYou

Felt like being fancy for #dinner tonight. Za'atar seasoned Flounder & Harissa Mayo with Sautéed Onion & Zucchini, Roasted Potatoes & topped with Marinated Onion.

Decided to mix vodka sauce into rice as part of tonight’s #dinner, which was sausage & peppers, and it was really good! Highly recommend!

Happy Thanksgiving, my Canadian friends!!

It’s wimdy. #Noreaster

John Lodge of The Moody Blues has passed away. I saw him in concert as part of the Royal Affair Tour in 2019. He was 82. ::raises glass::

So, I got zero sleep last night and it’s raining and all I want to do is get some sleep somehow and that’s not happening so instead, I cry. Crying is the same as sleep right? 😒

Tonight’s #insomnia brought to me by: It’s too damn warm in the room, I’m itchy, my bladder is a jerk, and no position is comfortable.

Chag Sameach Succos!! #Sukkot

Soooooooon! #Sukkot

For all who are observing: Have an easy and meaningful fast. G’mar chatimah tovah - גמר חתימה טובה, may you be inscribed for a good year in the book of life!

Oh wow… Jane Goodall passed away. She was 91. ::raises glass::

Love a good Apple Crisp, especially when I make it with multiple varieties of apples.

I have the coolest friends!

Three weeks to go. I know I love to sell the "end of the world, fire, brimstone, OMG" angle with this book. And the heady themes of religion, magic, art. It's good hype. But it's really just about this. Best friends, talking. Feeling. Being. But also the end of the world OMG

Lasagna is what’s for #Dinner tonight!

6 years ago, today, I had emergency gallbladder removal surgery and lived. It still boggles my mind that I was so close to death (not an exaggeration)! Gallstones should not be the size of your surgeon’s fist! No, really, he told me one stone was 6cm long!

There’s always next year. ::kicks rocks:: #Mets

Fuck the Marlins! 👎 #Mets

Fuck shit. #Mets

Wooohooooooo!!!! #Mets win!!! 5-0!!! #LGM!!!!!

Over on Threads, my entire goddamn feed is filled with people flipping out over ::checks notes:: the difference between UK flapjacks and US flapjacks. 🤨

Phew!!! #Mets win!! 8-5!! #LGM!!

Wooohoo!!!! #Mets win!! 9-7!! #LGM!!

L’Shanah Tovah!!