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"I'm the Joker, but (as the fictional Jerry Seinfeld has said), this is 'no joke': thanks to the "Presidential-immunity" abomination handed down by his appointed Supreme Court judicial-hacts, along with every other White House crime that we're enjoying, Donald Trump was allowed to do the following":

From the editorial department of the nonexistent KleinFreePress.com:

Our President plans to "rework" New York City's leading institution for recognizing efforts in the arts to this:

There are dignified, humane, and constructive routes for the memorialization of a murder victim... ...and then there's this:

There are dignified and humane routes to memorialize a murder victim... ...and then there's this:.

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For our peace-of-mind...

THE FRUITCAKE AND THE FELON (BELOW) TAKE ON SCIENCE AND PUBLIC HEALTH:

For its part, the public is alerted to the fact that (through underlings) the felon is heavily-armed, stinks-to-high-heaven, is dangerously-stupid, and, while grabbing vaginas or fondling terrified passers-by, is often overheard to be "giving Thanksgiving for himself."

The public is alerted to the fact that, through underlings, the felon is heavily-armed, is foul-smelling, is dangerously-stupid, and, when not grabbing vaginas or fondling terrified passers-by, is often to be overheard while "giving Thanksgiving for himself."

Otherwise, he'll abuse his freedom to try to take away yours.

The cold, hard facts:

There's a new policy at the CDC:

To gun-control enthusiasts who, to share their gun-owner bonafides, tout their "proud hunting states":

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Donald (below) with Ivana Trump: his wife and one of his favorite rape-victims. Courtesy of the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com.

Donald (below) with Ivana Trump: his wife and one of his favorite rape-victims.

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THE SAME PROPAGANDISTS WHO TRIVIALIZE SLAVERY AT SOME POINT WILL WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT...

The time has long passed when Democrats should be calling this behavior "unfair" and instead should call this behavior a "crime."

Apparently voters need to be instructed that a democratic election presupposes their right to make a choice: that they do not have to vote for a White House thief, along with his minions.

He threatened to annex Canada, Greenland, and Panama; refused Ukrainian security, encouraging Russian aggression; attacked Iran and called its end "peacemaking"; and does nothing to stop Netanyahu and various Asian wars; so give it up for Donald Trump: Nobel Warmongering Prize-winner extraordinaire!

Trump's hired-attorney explained that "the Mayor impeded our denial of probable cause, due process, and the entire U.S. Constitution in our effort to pander to our fellow fascists in the population." Courtesy of the nakedly-partisan, highly-incendiary, and not-even-close-to-reliable KleinLeaks.com.

WELL DONE, AMERICAN VOTERS!

The problem for him is that like everything else, the Nobel Peace Prize requires more than flapping his jaws about wanting it.

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The following is an excerpt from "The Life and Times of Our Idiot President," to be published real soon, believe me:

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From the "special-needs" desk of the nakedly-partisan KleinLeaks.com:

Targeted are Senator Adam Schiff and New York Atty-Gen Letitia James who, in enforcing the law against the convicted-felon in the White House, are accused of "having done their jobs with malice-aforethought."

To take advantage of the Supreme Court's grotesque "Presidential-immunity" decision, according to which the Chief Executive can legally perform "official" actions that are prosecuted for anybody else:

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It's very simple: in contrast to dorky states like Wyoming and West Virginia, the most populous states in the USA with Congressional seats to spare are generally blue states. So, as the saying goes, it doesn't matter who STARTED the war: what matters is who ENDS it.

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Remember where you were at 2:30 PM Eastern Standard Time on Tuesday, August 5, 2025 when you first saw this:

Pictured below (left-to-right), wanted for incarceration without probable cause or due process, are the giggling sex-predator and bribery-clearinghouse Clarence Thomas, his fellow sex-predator Brett "Don't-Scream-or-I'll-Kill-You" Kavanaugh, and the vacantly-grinning Chief Justice John Roberts.

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