One time I had a dream Matpat argued that Captain America should transition to female because if she got bottom surgery she could put her shield inside her pussy.

shout out to all my friends who immediately accepted my therianthropy and started treating me like a werewolf and canine in general it makes me really happy

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

Friendly reminder that trans people's rights are being taken away and therefore trans solidarity is very important right now.

If Breaking Bad came out nowadays "You know that image of Walter White as a powerful drug lord surrounded by cash? That's the status quo for only 2 episodes "Say My Name" and "Gliding Over All". I was promised the entire show would be about him being a powerful drug lord. Surf Dracula am I right?"

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

If Guy Gardner had the green suit I don't see why the other lanterns won't Also some people only know the Green Lanterns from Geoff "enabled Joss Whedon" Johns and forget Green Lantern comics were pretty grounded in the silver and bronze age of comics.

There was a braille Playboy magazine which was the best selling braille magazine for years proving that some people really do read Playboy for the articles.

Me when Wonder (2017) had Auggie who is deformed be played by a non deformed kid

Me whenever someone calls Vivziepop a misogynist and then there like "Viz is a dumb fujoshi who doesn't write females because she's to busy jerking it to yaoi"

My mini guide on coloring deeper tones. #art #tutorial

It always makes me happy when people compare a wide hip character to Tartakovsky. Better then calling them a Pixar mom build (Elasti Girl is the only actual example) or calling them Hartman hips (Butch Hartman didn't actually do the character designs)

reminding myself of this

Does crying from laughter count? If so then Emperor's New Groove.

Scary Movie (2000) had a "haha trans women are men" joke Scary Movie (2026) has a "lol them/them pronouns" joke Everything stays but it still changes.

In high school in first class I joked that the Queen is dead. They were puppeteering her Weekend at Bernie's style. When they announce her death what really happened was her corpse had become to rotten to puppeteer. When I got home I found out the Queen died when I was having lunch. I'm a prophet.

I want to write a comic or make a cartoon about a freelance henchman who works for a different Batman villain every issue/episode.

Most uncles aren't even your parents' brothers. There your dad's best friends.

In Iron Lung why didn't they just turn the blood ocean into a regular ocean by letting Moses people go? Are they stupid?

I think a very big tell on morality is that Captain America, a war veteran, chose to instead become a superhero that saves people all over the world instead of staying in the American military and helping them bomb other countries.

When I realized I was trans I wanted to name myself Kamala cause I was reading Ms Marvel and Kamala became my favorite superhero I decided not to because I felt it was wrong for me a white girl to name myself that After Kamala Harris became Vice president I was really glad I didn't pick that name

Today's inspirational quote is There is no wrong way to commit massive tax evasion.

When I was a kid I used a name generator to name my oc. The name I got was Alastor. In 2019 I had a big "hol up" moment. Mine was a cyborg bounty hunter tho.

DCU Justice League lineup after Paramount takes over Dean Cain Superman All Star Batman aka Crazy Steve Injustice Wonder Woman White Dragon Dr Light Deathstroke Captain Nazi

Wild that Legacy of The Dark Knight will have the Prince song "Party Man" instead of just having generic music or replacing it with a parody like "Dancy Dude" or whatever.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

MCU is probably really glad that Paramount isn't distributing their movies anymore. Being under the Mouse House sucks but it could be worse. RIP DCU

If the CEO of Paramount died would that distract them from buying Warner Bros?

It's annoying when you look up a definition of something and it's like Sworxeler: Someone who sworxeles

In Blazing Saddles Mongo was so real for saying "Mongo only pawn in game of life."

I really hope Shrek 5 gets delayed until after Trump's presidency ends. If you know you know.

I remember a comic that had DC's Lobo as a guest star but in reprints in order to not have to pay DC they replaced him with a butch lesbian stand in for Lobo. I swear this comic is real and I didn't just dream it but for the life of me I can't remember what it's called or find it.

I watched Blazing Saddles on HBO Max and for some reason the subtitles have the n word censored as N'*A'*A'*A'*A'* but the C slur and faggot are left intact in the subtitles. Also during the Yiddish Native American scene the subtitles say "speaks foreign language" which ruins the joke of the scene.

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

Say Poseidon but replace the P with J and the S with B.

"You can't just throw a giant monster into a story because you're stuck for an ending. It's lazy. It's lazy writing." from Phineas and Ferb lives in my mind rent free. Like ever since I was a kid that one line has ruined countless stories for me.

Really glad Tim Curry didn't play Joker in Batman The Animated Series. Like yeah Tim's a good actor but his Joker audio sounds like a cross between a gay uncle and a high school bully. Mark Hamill stays winning.

Honestly thought this was going to be the next Rick and Morty for Adult Swim.

Imagine watching Schindler's List in theaters in 1993 and some fucker behind you is loudly chewing there popcorn.

Scariest part about the Iron Lung movie is how did a Youtuber get more fake blood then any other movie?

Funny superhero trope is when a super team is going somewhere and someone has to carry the person who can't fly.

Oh well at the very least we might get the El Muerto movie starring Bad Bunny and based on a character who appeared in only 2 issues.

After Secret Wars (which will reboot the MCU) came out I was going to say it feels weird that I outlived the MCU, DCEU, FoX-Men, Sonyverse. With the exception of the FoX-Men I was born before all of them started. Then the Sonyverse was announced to be rebooted so I'll be awhile till I can say that.

Somehow Morbius has returned

I just want to keep up with current events but every news source either wants my money or my legal address.

My dumbass is just now realizing that in Digital Circus the reason he's named Caine rather than Cane is because Caine has ai in it.

Rest in peace Walter Keane. You would've loved gen ai.