Remember, if the blood isn’t red you can be as gory as you want and still be PG-13

“You know how your mom and I love each other? Sometimes two boys or two girls can love each other like that.” That’s it, that’s the conversation

Hey @tracey.science!

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

HOLY CRAP BASKETS!!!!

Trump fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and nominated Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace her. Thank you to @legalmiga.bsky.social for the Thread on Mullin that inspired this video

Also, AMVs were a mistake

Timing “… and the American way” to footage of a missile strike in Iran is some of the best unintentional satire I’ve ever seen

I was messaged today and told that they were mistaken, I am not laid off on Friday. I am relieved for 3 extra weeks of pay, but my contract ends on 3/31. We are stalling foreclosure on our house until I find a job. Exp in Tech support, customer service, account/project management, coordination

God damn it. Leave my chaos demigod dog out of AI

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

One thing I miss from Twitter is the balloons that popped up on your birthday. WHERE ARE MY BALLOONS MADE OF 1S AND 0S!!!!!!!

We need Grovernoa Zoro

“Support the Troops” comes so much easier to most politicians than “End the War,” even though the best way to support the troops is to end the war.

“We don’t believe in being held accountable for our actions”

Get ready to see Steven Universe go to conversion therapy and Superman supporting Jan 6ers

Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shemp

This is what happens when you think the opinions of Steve Bannon, Charlie Kirk, and Ben Shapiro are worth listening to

Keep up the good work Bari, the network isn’t going to implode itself

This Bitch is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

MRNA vaccines, renewable energy, space travel that doesn’t boost billionaires ego…

I’m going to say something that’s going to piss off the One Piece fans. Zoro is only as strong as he is because he doesn’t have a real job on the ship and if Sanji wasn’t busy cooking multiple meals a day for someone with a Shonen protag appetite he’d be leagues ahead of him

I don’t know how many more way I can say “don’t vote for this man in the primaries”

This is why I think they included Italians as white. We know how to season

Food ways could be different

Age Verification? I still remember the whiplash when Toonami switched from the Ocean Dub to the Funimation dub of DBZ I was there when Tommy went from Green to White I spent an entire summer trying to figure out who shot Mr. Burns

Seeing a lot more ads for “The Bride” and all I can say is, man it must be a bummer to be the Frankenstein movie that follows Guillermo del Toro

Possible side effects include: dashing, prancing, glowing red nose, excluding people with facial deformities from participating in games

The new Muppet Show is everything I wanted to be + a great Maya Rudolph cameo and y’all better watch it on Disney + multiple times because, and I can’t stress this enough, America NEEDS this.

For my homeboys, homegirls, and homebis

BREAKING: The Worst People You Know Are Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Worse Than You Know

Apparently Bobby Kotick was advised by Jeffery Epstein to include more micro transactions in CoD. There’s a predatory gaming practice joke that I’ll leave to @commandersterling.bsky.social

You mean nobody wants to see a movie about the “be best” “who gives a fuck about Christmas” lady? Shocking

#DragonBallSuper fans right now

The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

They’re waving the Straw Hat Jolly Rodger in Minnesota!

Now this is Al art I can get behind

I feel obligated to share this comment from @teamfourstar.bsky.social’s Instagram. Enjoy @amtrax.bsky.social

LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.

In a universe where Marvel and DC characters coexist, would Ben Grimm send Batman a Hanukkah card? I know he’d send one to Batwoman

Because that’s going sooooooo well with Amazon and Crunchy Roll

This message is for the “Do Something” crowd: If you performed your civic duties in 2024, this message is not for you, but I would appreciate you reposting this message for those who need to hear it. The time to “do something” was 2024, and it will be again in 2026 and 2028. Speak up and vote!

Attention everyone. Hulk Hogan is canon in Dragon Ball, meaning @teamfourstar.bsky.social was lore accurate for using his theme song in season 2

Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week. ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.

Did the Bailey’s sell you these buckets?

Noticed that they pulled this shit immediately after Bowen Yang left.