The gay hockey show was good. And now I don't have to watch any more TV shows this year. Good job me, got it out of the way early in January

The yearly holiday call with extended family is wild. What do you meant Aunt so-and-so had surgery for a brain tumor in August? I'm glad she's fine now but what? And what do you mean Cousin whatshisface got divorced? "Yeah, ours was nice. How was your holiday? Wait, WHO died???"

Still alive despite all evidence to the contrary 2026, I am a dead horse, please stop beating me

No Christmas tree butter from my Dad today. I dropped it as I was taking it out of the fridge and ruined Christmas 🫠

What song isn't a Christmas song but sounds like it could be? I'll go first. "White Winter Hymnal" by Fleet Foxes.

I didn't do much this year but I listened to a lot of music

Christmas office vultures be upon you Yes my coworkers think I'm insane, don't worry

Man, fuck Spotify

From my father's annual butter turkey to you, happy Thanksgiving 🖤

Everyone shut up, my favorite holiday tradition is on: Maureen Johnson hunting Santa at the Macy's parade

Anyway, that fucking ruled to not be depressed for an evening. Back to that tomorrow! See you guys for a random non sequitur post in like a month

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Damn this guy is good

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

There are more of us than there are of them.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

live view from cuomo hq

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Bringing this back for no reason

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

FUCKING JERSEY MAN BEST STATE IN THE UNION!!!!!!!

I won against the forces of entropy today. Yes, friends. I was victorious against Ticketmaster

The woman who made all of my favorite gothic cross stitch patterns passed away from cancer. She was known as Night Spirit Studios and was a lovely person, incredibly talented, and I'm gutted to hear of her untimely passing. Thanks for the art, Sage. Some of my finishes of her designs over the years

Local witch goes for a walk

10 horror movies to get to know me by (not a comprehensive list, or in order) 🏠 The Haunting 🦜 The Birds 🩰 Suspiria 🩸 Nosferatu 😶‍🌫️ The Lodger 👰‍♀️ Crimson Peak 🎤 Sinners 🐐 The VVitch 🐜 THEM! 📕 Interview With the Vampire

Yeah yeah, The Haunting of Hill House, we've all read it

Contrary to popular belief, this was NOT the first punk album ever released. The Damned released their first album, Damned Damned Damned, featuring "New Rose" and "Neat Neat Neat" in FEBRUARY 1977. Almost ten months before the Sex Pistols! Put some respect on Dave Vanian's name!

I fucking refuse

You know, Lux Interior was really onto something. It really does suck when your carburetor don't carb and your generator gens but your pistons don't work. Gotta admit, I really do feel like I'm in the soup lately.

I'm low key kind of glad I don't exist anymore ngl

There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"

Leaving my car off for it's first oil change: Mechanic: Okay great, anything else I need to know? Me: Oh! Yes. His name is Gerard :) (pats car's hood like a trusty dog) Mechanic: (the longest pause in human history) No, I meant, is the car making any noises or...? Me: Oh... Um... No...

The genuine wail I let out upon hearing of the passing of Patricia Routledge. You have no idea how much Keeping Up Appearances influenced my sense of humor growing up. Hyacinth was a legend and I'm pouring one out for her from my Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles

Guess what time it is again

Been an interesting work day

Watched The Phoenician Scheme last night, and thoroughly enjoyed it, but all I kept thinking was just how GOOD Mia Threapleton would be as Harrowhark Nonagesimus

Every day I see something that inches me closer to a Butlerian Jihad. Today it’s the QR code to receive a playlist inside my carton of eggs.

No offense to publishing or anything but is a 1,000 page tome of reskinned Harry Potter fanfiction really worthy of the marketing budget of a small Hollywood film? Like, what are we doing here?

Victorious but at what cost

Once more into the breach, my friends

I haven't been feeling very well lately and nearly collapsed at work today. The doctor thinks I may have a blood sugar disorder? Apparently you're supposed to eat this stuff called "protein" every day and not once a week or so. And I should eat *checks notes* meals? Whatever those are...

An industrious orbweaver made their web between my car and my neighbor's car. Of course I didn't see it and walked right into it. Then I woke half the neighborhood with my best slasher movie victim scream because the biggest spider I have EVER FUCKING SEEN was on me Mondays, am I right

Oh look, it’s my family trauma

Who will you be when the empire falls? - "Damocles" Sleep Token

Oh trust me, I know

Set my office vultures up for the fall. They look like they're having a nice time. Shout out to my coworker who had no idea what Macbeth is and thought I created the rhyme myself

My brain has been in the bad place so I haven't been able to read anything in awhile. My insides feel like they're withering, crumbling rubber bands Anyway, anything new out recently that's spooky and gay? Romance is fine. Whatever. I don't care. My only criteria is spooky and gay Thanks kindly