There's something extra infuriating about the fact that the asshole playing music without headphones on the train doesn't pay for Spotify so we also have to hear shitty commercials between his truly abysmal taste in music. Brand new circle of hell just dropped

Also, what is the deal with Dungeon Crawler Carl? My sister and her husband were singing it's praises this weekend but it sounds so MID? It sounds like basically Alien Stage with Dimension 20 instead of Eurovision. I don't understand

Watched Frankenstein last night (it was fine) and I'm still annoyed the film ended on a quote from Byron. The film quotes Percy too but Mary's own voice seems so absent. Why not end on a quote from her, since she WROTE THE DAMN THING, and not her husband's annoying, fuckass drinking buddy?

Saw a local celebrity in the wild today

Who is good at cooking? Why didn't my popovers rise? 🥺 This shit is just eggs, milk, and flour. How did I get that wrong? Wtf? I wanted you with my soup. How could you betray me like this? I believed in you, popover. You let the whole team down

If this becomes even halfway decent I'm just throwing it up here in chunks because I've been out of the game so long I don't remember how publishing works

*the longest sigh since the development of bronchial tubes* *opens google docs*

🎶Turn around bright eyes🎶

I want to combine my two favorite kinds of horror and write just the most fucked up story imaginable. Evil houses and Catholic horror. Evil church or abbey or SOMETHING. Bonus for weird reliquary. Has anyone done this? Don't make me, I haven't written in SO LONG but it calls to me

A normal afternoon activity

the belief that suffering is the result of insufficient can-do spirit and sticktoitiveness makes you sound like you’re selling health supplements

shaming people for doomerism is goofy as shit. things are a fucking nightmare and yelling “things are a fucking nightmare” is an accurate assessment of the situation! mind your fucking business if it makes you uncomfortable to hear about it

thought you probably needed to see this

I cast Counterspell, fuck off

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Instructions unclear; am already weird and miserable

I long for death

I swear to GOD, if we get the full 24 inches of snow they're calling for here, I am going to go insane. I am going to make what happened to the HMS Terror and HMS Erebus look like a fucking PICNIC. I am going to go full fucking Kurt Russell. I am fucking DONE with this fuckass winter.

So like, do I get the $30 I paid directly to FedEx last time I bought moisturizer from South Korea or.....?

FUCKING NEW JERSEY!!!! Best state in the country!!!

I can not BEGIN to tell you how important it is that you have at least ONE group chat devoted to the stupidest hobby, show, or sport you can find. A writing discord I'm in made a Formula 1 channel and everyone is LOSING THEIR MARBLES about a weird Dutch guy who looks like the sloth from Ice Age

Every so often my sister texts me a screenshot of my old viral tweets that escaped containment that she found on some random instagram account and it creeps me out every time. Feels bad man

Happy Lunar New Year! Didn't realize I was starting my next read on such an auspicious day. Bonus points to anyone who knows what it is

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

It infuriates me when I see Michaels using AI. They're BARELY a craft store, more like a knock off Homegoods that also sells acrylic yarn. A full 50% of the store is bad home decor and they have the GALL to use AI too? YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A STORE FOR ARTISTS oh my god I am going to have an aneurysm

Read the fucking room, my guys

My coworker once said she knows I'm really angry when I start to pull out the "ten dollar words" and get overly formal like I'm trying to debate at the United Nations. I hate how correct that is

The puritanical infantilization of the internet makes me want to chew glass. At some point the only thing you'll be able to do is be a good little consumer while everything else is either paywalled or balkanized and sanitized for the imaginary safety of politically convenient children

So let me get this straight: I no longer use Twitter because it's evil I no longer use Instagram because it's evil Now I'm going to have to drop Discord Where the ACTUAL LITERAL FUCK am I meant to fucking go. I swear to god I've been furious all day. I just want to hang out. This sucks

Why did no one inform me there was a new Noah Kahan album coming out? Don't you know how much I like being sad?!

dig if you will this picture

Legit heard someone affix it to the end of the traditional Philadelphia greeting: Go birds! Fuck ICE!

Surely the existence of sleep paralysis demons means there must be the counterbalance of sleep paralysis angels?

God I love indie yarn dyers. The revolution may not be televised but it will be warmly knitted @dyemadyarns.bsky.social

Saw this quote from Joseph Heller stuck to a few walls today in Philadelphia. They were all torn off when I walked by later.

Undead undead undead

GO BIRDS FUCK ICE 🦅

After a year and three months, Gerard the Honda Civic reached 5,000 miles! He's all grown up now

Oh. I see.

Well we're going to get like over a foot of snow on Sunday and all I can think about is how much I need a solid horror novel to read since I'll be stuck inside. Anything recent I've missed? 👀

gently: it's fine if you don't love explicit sex scenes in fiction but it would be cool if you could talk about it without sounding indistinguishable from moms for liberty

It's almost like there have been outstanding horror films for decades that the Academy has been ignoring! Wild! I want them to get every. single. award. possible. Flawless movie

I hope Sinners wins every fucking Oscar it's up for. What a fucking phenomenal movie. Also, if "Golden" doesn't win best song we riot

I wish I could go back in time and ask my ancestors things. Did you feel the building dread too? When did you know it was time to leave Sicily? Why did you stay in Ireland? When did you decide to leave the farm in Michigan? Why did you stay in Queens? What made you leave? How did you know?

What is the opposite of main character syndrome because I always feel like a chapter character in someone else's book 😂💕

okay have you guys ever heard of a game called Bloodborne

Nothing like absolutely full on eating shit on the black ice of the unshoveled sidewalk at the train station to really hammer home the inherent misery of existence

Me: Everything is awful and if one more thing happens to me I will perish My job: We're going back to five days in office this summer Me: Ah

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.