Today we're trying out hand at homemade hand pulled noods with crispy Mongolian beef!~ Then.. Finishing Kong game! and maybe playing some other things! tilldays.tv

I agree with this take. People are mad bc we want our government to work for us. We've been told things are "impossible" for decades and MAGA just waltzed in a made HUGE changes (bad). Why can't huge changes be made for good? Laziness ain't cutting it anymore. www.thebulwark.com/p/the-real-r...

Signed and personalized a few stacks of books @boulderbookstore.bsky.social. Bet they’re mailing out today, tomorrow. They’re already taking pre-orders for Off the Reservation, too.

The new InfoWars site, which is insane and heavily influenced by shawarma machines, will debut later on tonight at theonion.info. Here's a sneak peek from FastCompany.

Hey you. Yeah, you reading this. I hope your July is better than your June. I hope that thing you're worried about works itself out for the best. I hope they text back. I hope you find that $20 you forgot about in a pocket right when you need it most. I just really hope things for you get better.

InfoWars starts in eight hours. Subscribe to the YouTube channel now.

Every Starbucks is a drive through if you try hard enough

This 4th of July weekend, let's watch a truly moving revolutionary war story

Taking our 401(k)s with them

Tonight!

That Virtual Boy

Wait, the "pro oxygen" supplement is FAKE?!

"The moment you put the controller down, your licence to use it will be revoked and you will need to purchase a new one" said Sony chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

People can't even think outside of themselves enough to use turn signals or not leave a grocery cart in the middle of the aisle. The empathy bar is so much lower than we think.

Fun fact: a round of editing is always gonna polish that writing a little more. But at some point, we just have to hit Publish.

Most anthologies are themed. You find the anthology, read the prompt and deadline and submit hoping to slot in to the publication. Many do not pay out much or anything. The editors are masochists as dealing with writers is HARD WORK. Be kind. #writingcommunity #booksky #anthologies

Don't do any of this.

It's a tree, how bad could it be? Dark Souls continues NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

Catacombs ain't nothin. Dark Souls continues NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

I can't explain it, but David Morse voice acting an 86-year-old Portuguese man in "Theo of Golden" sounds exactly like Guillermo del Toro

Brazil mentioned

Into the Bone Zone! Dark Souls continues NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.

Wild to me that I was 17 when the Fast and Furious reboot (2001) debuted Wilder still that it's been 25 years and a FRANCHISE over those years Wildest that my wife has never seen it. Remedying that now.

When I get down about how hard it is trying to carve a path as an indie author, I have to stop and remind myself: I’ve published four books by the age of 30, while working a full time day job. That’s not nothing. The grind is hard, but I’m still making time to do what I love. ❤️

Click to see what bsky moderators have marked as "Adult Content" 😂

I can feel all the angry responses already…. gabinoiglesias.substack.com/p/a-bad-movi...

They did it! This is the re-launched Climate(.)gov website. Unlike the other clones of the site that exist, this one is live and being updated with new content, as long as they have funding. So give them a like and a follow and throw a couple dollars their way.

If you’ve finished The Bear’s final season, I have many spoiler-filled thoughts, including the moment that made me cry and the one with amazing “Sir, this is an Arby’s” energy:

Also, pay Cillian Murphy whatever he wants to further explore Scarecrow's depths of fear. And while we're at it, throw in the Mad Hatter.

VE Schwab Joe Abercrombie Stephen Graham Jones Orson Scott Card Stephen King

It is WILD that this is the way I learn S2 of Avatar started on Netflix. Happy to be free of the entertainment bubble but also Yikes to the death of basic marketing

Getting the things so I can open the thing to fight the thing to get the things to fight the thing. Dark Souls continues NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

If Masters of the Universe had made a billion at the box office, someone would already be pitching a Big Jim spinoff thetoycollectorsguide.com/big-jim/

In my story "The Witch of Black Mountain" I invented Kentucky coal mining fairies called Damps - the spirits responsible for countless deaths in the mines. In fact, it's possible that Black Mountain's "Witch" isn't really even a witch after all... amzn.to/4eLSswd #HorrorWritersChat #HarlanCounty

Any tech or repair person who comes to the house gets greeted with a bottle of cold water at the very least, especially for outdoor work in the Georgia summer. (Holiday season is snacks, treats, water and hand warmers for any package delivery folks.) This should be common courtesy, if in your means.

Had me at manual crank windows. Lost me at Amazon/Bezos-backed.

Cuter Counter-typo: gwabity

apparently Prime day is tomorrow and it's not just a day anymore it's like a wholeass week If you want some cool wall art, coloring books, novellas, kid's books, pins, stickers, or apparel, you can put $ into my pocket instead of Bezos' next yacht :D

Masters of the Universe was silly, stupid fun, exactly like the og cartoon and the toys it sold. Action scenes were great, straight out of smashing action figures together in the backyard. Would have trimmed 90% of the Earth scenes to save 30 min and tighten things up. Otherwise, lots of fun!

$10 to watch Masters of the Universe on the big screen in an empty theater was absolutely worth it

No idea where we're going. Let's go! Dark Souls continues NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

Okay this one hurt

You haven't reached the bottom of the barrel until you've found the CarJitsu or Slap championships

Who among us hasn't made this regrettable mistake

the safest empty parking spots, portapotties and dumpsters in America

If you need a very last second Father's Day gift, a year's worth of The Onion delivered to your dad's house is $75 until the end of the night tonight. Remind your dad you're alive AND a disappointment through the mail every month for a full year. A frugal, living disappointment.