Okay Google, how to avoid partner saying ”big stretch” after you reset your body in the morning

This, a thousand times.

auggie is me, he’s a character literally based off of me so yea it kinda hurts sometimes when ppl say they miss my old characters and wish I would bring them back/liked me more when i ran around as them 😞

Tis another case of "It'll never be ME" Except it will. Be it old age, or random circumstance. And when that time comes, and you need that network, you'll regret not helping build one before. Being kind and supportive of others will always pay dividends.

I don’t think y’all abled people quite understand the disabled agenda. You will either die suddenly or become disabled. Those are literally your only options, it happens and has happened to everyone who has ever lived. Advocating for accessibility is not just common decency, it’s self-interest.

Fuck April fools. This day has degraded to the point that a fucking death announcement has to be followed up with a goddamn disclaimer about the date.

@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too

Please let this be the beginning of the end for AI.

I bring a sort of ”if you can’t understand 95% of what the other person is saying, you’re not speaking the same language” vibe to the linguistics party that the ”let’s disenfranchise languages used by people of color by pretending they’re not distinct languages” crowd doesn’t really appreciate.

Scenario: Wheatley, Hal9000, AM, Caine, and Discord are all given joint control of the Matrix.

"If they want to live in peace among us they have to go out of their way to portray themselves as one of the good ones or else i'm going to assume they're a bad one and subject them to harassment or other violence" is Nazi shit.

Something I occasionally think about: I was an actor in my church’s kids’ theatre, right? One day we (we were teens at the time) were doing a little skit for the little kids and the lesson was about offering service to others based off the story of Jesus cleaning the people’s feet.

Kink is inherently a part of LGBT pride. You can’t be an ally and speak against sexual deviance. Queerness is in itself deviance from the norm. Trying to dictate a ”right” and ”wrong” way to have sex is exactly what homophobes and anti-kink/anti-porn policies alike aim to do.

Breaking: local fox reenacts the it fucken wimdy meme (help)

The brick wall hypno-tf community would like a word

You're looking very hypnotisable today. ...you dont think so? Look, see, heres the criteria. - within hypnosis range - not a brick wall

I work with adults with intellectual disabilities. Today, a client asked me if I was a woman. I told her like it is—I said I don’t really define myself one way or the other, she asked how that works, and I said sometimes I feel like both, sometimes neither, or one or the other.

I love feeling shit that you attributed to growing pains as a kid but now you’re an adult so you know they’re probably not growing pains and suddenly everything has been recontextualized

I know it’s the scientific name for a wolf. I KNOW that. But it’s also the name of a rare disease that disables me for life and makes me feel like I have the flu permanently. I get it, I do. Names have power. Maybe it’s worth doing a quick google search before you settle on something?

Came across someone who said it’s not beating a dead horse if the horse keeps waking up and doing stupid shit. What a wonderful extension of the metaphor.

I cannot express how much I consent to being randomly hypnotically teased by my mutuals and friends. Please do this. Please. #NSFW

#NSFW Get yourself a dom who makes you horny whenever the fuck they want. Especially when you’re in public…

i think that people are way too comfortable with accepting life-ruining accusations from strangers as true especially with no proof in this day and age. and esp with how people are misusing and watering down a lot of serious terms in order to make things seem worse than they actually are

Your self-hatred is not a valid reason to hate others. Your shitty life is not a valid reason to make other people’s lives shitty. Your being mistreated is not a valid reason to mistreat others. Respect should be a fundamental right and we treat it like a privilege.

Brainwashing the public to finally leave daylight savings in the dust.

I’m not going to be judged for having two mobile games on here am I? #my9games

I had some relationships end after I got out of the habit of fawning. Not only could they not handle my authenticity but I found they’d been taking advantage of the frequency with which I had been fawning, whether they knew it was fawning or not.

Claire de Lune be like

Follow the watches sway you must obey cock comes up, and mind slips away its the right way~

He doesn't know

Bounce and sway Your cocks on display You're minds melted away Too hard to think So just go and sink You must obey There is no other way~

Don't you want to relax and let that nice hard cock free~? Don't you want to sink down and follow the flow of my words as it throbs thoughtlessly~? Sinking down.. down.. down into that warm arousal and obedience for me~

Hot take: boys will be ~~boys~~ hypnotically erased until they’re a shell of their former self completely subservient to me #hypnosis #nsfw

I think it’s really important to remember that disagreeing with someone does not give you the right to mock their identity/disability/personhood in general. RFK is an absolute monster who doesn’t know how to run the Dept. of Health and he has a communication disability. Don’t mock his vocal fry.

The fact that you can’t force unfollow people on this app really ticks me off.

Have the kind of confidence to tag your nudes with the hashtag massivecock. #nsfw #massivecock

CW: feet, NSFW Sometimes I’ll see someone’s feet pics and my inflexible ass is like ”how the fuck did you take that picture” Like mechanically some positions feel impossible to actually take a photo from a camera that you’re holding. And then I remember tripods exist.

CW: current events You know how in Star Wars Episode III the director wanted to show how genuinely evil Anakin had become by killing children who were born into a society he had ideological differences from?

V1.0.47 Patch Notes: Buffed trans people by adding laser eye attribute modifier. We believe this will level the very lopsided matchup against old white republicans.

CW: bugs! OCD people who love bugs, how does it feel to be covered in a swarm of itchy, bitey phantom bugs for the hour(s) after you see one (1) ant?

I know I don’t talk about my lupus much around here but did you know that lupus is most common in middle-aged Black people AFAB? I am none of those three things 🫠

Attention everyone: the tf community says trans rights

I wonder if the discovery that the answer to the chicken/egg debate was dinosaurs the whole time is a metaphor we can extend to other things.

Just a reminder that even if I’m not into your kink, I want to nurture a safe space for it anyway. Babyfur? Yes. Taboo? Yes. Watersports? Yes. You’re not gonna see content of it here, but you’re not gonna see kink shaming either. And honestly I think more furries need to be open to this idea. #nsfw

V1.0.47 Balance Patch notes: Shuffled the full name conventions for the following names: - Barry - Carrie - Gary - Harry - Jerry - Larry - Mary - Perry - Terry

This is a great example of how easy it can be to silence people living in an oppressive government. Threats like this are scary as hell coming from the people who are supposed to support and protect you. You aren’t alone, queers in Türkiye. You never were and you never will be. Stay strong.

An interaction I had recently: Them: Do you think you can handle this kink fantasy? It’s a bit fringe, you might not like it Me: Trust me, you’re probably fine Them: *proceeds to explain a relatively tame kink scenario* Me (internally): Jesus fuck I thought I was vanilla…

OCD + BPD is a potent combination. CW: homocide, s*icide, abuse, sexual indecency, intrusive thoughts, self-hatred, self-harm, hyperempathy, moral totalitarianism, the works