Watching when harry met sally as straight people anthropology

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨Salem and I got informed by our landlord about their intentions to bring us to court in three days if we don’t have our rent paid by then. We still need $1350. Any boosting would mean the world to two trans disabled lesbians so we can get out of this situation! #MutualAid

feels like watching a planet being born annavonhausswolff.bandcamp.com/track/the-ic...

Finally found warheads. finally actually sour candy. merry christmas

I don’t believe cold coffee is real

Placing bets if the straight boys at karaoke will say faggot

I FORGOT TO OPEN MY CATVENT CALENDAR FOR 4 DAYS!

Might fuck around and learn to square dance

Will personally help you leave spotify as i know change and technology is scary

Finally finished my 55oz jar of peanut butter pretzels

if you use snap u should get an app where you can lock your card. a few months ago someone skimmed my card i think and stole all my $ for the month and when i called DHS they said this has been happening a lot and theres nothing they can do about it, no refund. i use propel app

🚨URGENT🚨 We’re only at 6/1500 for this goal. Rent is due by the 5th and we truly need all the help we can get with raising it. We’d really appreciate any and all reposts!! #MutualAid #MutualAidBoost

it turns out my feelings about david lynch became more complicated after seeing more than one of his movies

Had a dream i was delivering promotional cabbages door to door

Getting interstitial podcast ads for colin moriarty’s new show is proof there’s no god

resisting the urge to get the tiny sword design for my spare key

remembering when snoop dog taught me what milf meant in an episode of weeds

Back on my utena bullshit

it is truly despicable how many times i’ve seen master of disguise

Listening to my 8 year old tell me about how 6-7 doesn’t really mean anything and then my 6 year old barges in with “I heard 6-7 means PUNISHMENT”

they’re making straight lex

<as i’m returning to dust> “remember when movies had backgrounds?”

as a kid i believed any restaurant where a server brought the food to your table was intimidatingly fancy

just discovered andy serkis directed an animated adaptation of animal farm staring seth rogan in year of our lord 2025

got the urge to listen to nanami’s cowbell song and i still can’t believe this absurd fucking musical actually works

the little bit of gas you inhale turning on your stove is to help reset your palette (like ginger with sushi)

finishing a four hour movie feels like emerging from a cave

had a dream i was at a party where everyone started chanting “brarissa” after a woman managed to balance a whole carton of eggs on her chest

learning that jason bateman is the lead in zootopia like discovering your least favorite cousin is getting married

who’s gonna teach me how to linedance?

I almost die every time I ride my bike but I guess that’s my fault for expecting not to die

whose big idea was it to add formatting options to notepad

House of Leaves basically turned me into its protagonist by the end. Totally reshaped my understanding of what reading a book even meant

Got jump scared seeing what veggietales looks like now

Obsessed with my new food processor. Keep trying to think of more things to put in it.

everytime i think taco bell has jumped the shark they reveal another bigger shark

🚨TIME SENSITIVE🚨Salem and I are struggling to pay rent, due TODAY, which has ballooned due to overdraft fees + food that SNAP would have covered. We’re two physically disabled trans lesbians trying our best and would really appreciate any help. Every $1 gives us so much relief! #MutualAid

thinking about removing scores from my letterboxd reviews. numbers are for the devil

we have to take shallow focus away from modern directors until we figure out what the fuck is happening

We now have a website that we're hoping to make a _place_ on the Internet 🌐 lowpolis.click

every giallo consists of 3 ethereal goddesses who wake up with perfect hair and makeup, and 5-10 indistinguishable men ready to cut you a deal on a used toyota camry

absurd that there are multiple christmas themed amusement parks near me and none of them are actually open in december

How are the plain white tees still around let alone headlining a Christmas parade

Got me crying watching a friendship montage

making a list of every monster flavor to try. my body is a temple of sin

Youtube just recommended me evolution of dance it’s over

Becoming nicole kidman at the movie theater as they play the entire enter sandman music video in 240p quality

tubi is the only streaming service that actually cares about movies

struggling with complex gender questions like do i dye my hair black or red or some secret third thing