would you believe there’s a direct lineage from the world’s fair ferris wheel to this guy?

I like to think I’m not a hater but then I go and try to make a top 100 movies list and bottom out at like 40

Baseball is the Catholicism of sports

why do i still only have one pair of earrings?

what do you mean mike posner put out a sequel to "took a pill in ibiza" 10 years later that's about finding god

really looking forward to watching my new DVD, "ULTIMATE CHICAGO" (4 hours of Metra train rides on 2 discs)

cave story rap walkthrough is transcendent. can't believe this is a real sentence.

All I know is I’m a girl dating the coolest person in the coolest city with a lot of love in my life and it ain’t much more complicated than that

I can’t stop thinking about Andy Serkis’s animated adaptation of Animal Farm starring Seth Rogen. Saylor and I are gonna be the only two people to see it in theaters

dealing with new hp release discourse every few years like a goddamn election season

Amazing what growing my hair an extra 2 inches has done for people gendering me correctly

i need a cute watch

just ordered a flip phone, opening suggestions for lanyard charms

They’re doing something unholy to make the limoncello lacroix taste like this

Finally got my ipod working again. Now to wait a month as it slowly syncs 2k new tracks

are you a trans ally? performative or otherwise? can i interest you in sharing or donating to keep my friend alive? 💖

godDAMN Florry puts on a good show! Not sure if I’ve seen another artist having that much fun playing

Every artist should be putting official karaoke versions on youtube. When I’m president

HAPPY "THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE ZERO ESCAPE GAMES STARTS TODAY" DAY the one and only that will be watch out for snails

Having too much fun setting up a forum. We never needed to progress beyond bbcode and smileys

If anyone has tips for not crashing out over everyday dysphoria you should send them to me

the olive jar is trying to convince me the serving size is one olive like it’s a daily vitamin

Everyone was on their best pronouns behavior today

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Society has finally advanced far enough to answer the question, “what does your check feel like at the bank?”

Power went out in the theater watching NTBTSTM when they started talking about lightning

Extremely normal girl starter pack

Had a dream I was being chased by a Charli xcx impersonator

Milla Jovovich snapping zombie necks with her thighs is gym inspo

God help me I’m getting mad at the oscars again

Highly recommend short stories for folks trying to get back into reading. Less intimidating than a novel and easier to parse than poetry. Also they often come in collections so if you like it you can just read the next story and pretty soon you’ve read a goddamn book.

need people to understand the nuance of nathalie vs natalie

When they catch me shoplifting ants

Cut my finger on a loaf of bread

Didn’t think I’d ever care about a Mitski album again but here we are (more steel guitar plz)

Tragic: epilogue reveals ttrpg character was just James from Twin Peaks the whole time

music box should never fix their butter machine so i can keep getting popcorn

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

I’m gay as fuck for figure skating but this is just transcendent. So inspiring how much joy she’s reclaimed, going from being so burnt out she dropped the sport to winning the most unbothered gold medal in history. That’s what I’m fucking talking about!

Thanks to whoever donated all these dogshit horror dvds to goodwill. Even tubi wouldn’t foster these orphans but they’re safe in my home

everyone should make a blog button even if they don’t have a blog

Can’t believe I’m becoming a 6am gym girlie. unholy

Didn’t get it until watching a live performance that Model/Actriz are making pervert club music

Why’d I let myself get sucked into dark souls. I have responsibilities

Ordered a bigger hobonichi this year for my activities (trauma)

Feeling vindicated as the #1 emerald fennell hater

Slipped on the ice tonight after slipping in the shower a few days ago. I want out of whatever wacky comedy I’m trapped in

fucked up nobody told me about RAYE. Guess Britain isn’t a complete loss

Currently at 😣 out of 😫

What do you MEAN pool kids did an audiotree set at my favorite karaoke bar??? youtu.be/lJ7uoGTzBgw