Yes, me and @darkjedi2552.bsky.social are watching Attack on Titan, yes it is the best AMV machine 🫡 PRO & NOOB is back! 👇🏻

Humpty Boogaloo

From the SDCC 2015 panel to Celebration Anaheim, we’re retracing the journey of following The Force Awakens in real time. Live IN ONE HOUR! 🔗 www.youtube.com/live/rZJR0pe... #StayBombad #TenYearsOfTFA

WE ARE LIVE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTFn...

Listen, I’m a little late to Trials of the Jedi but while making a late breakfast and subsequently cleaning the kitchen, I have been reminded that Porter Engle is in fact the baddest motherfucker to ever do it. A Jedi all timer. My god.

What if we unplugged her? What if we didn’t get this, like, at all?

This week on The Road to Doomsday @darkjedi2552.bsky.social and @quicksilvergrrl.bsky.social conclude Phase 1 with the movie that changed pop culture forever. Some assembly required. Links to the show below

Never thought I’d ever have any desire to play as a real person in Fortnite until the Tyler, The Creator pack dropped. This shit rules.

The phrase “Trump blowing Bubba” is one of the single funniest things to come out of the 2020’s.

I can’t believe they made Rosalina woke

ICYMI my new High Republic RPG series has officially started! The High Republic means the world to me, and so I’m very glad to finally put this out there.

I mean this completely seriously: Episode 1 of A Luminous Odyssey may be the best RPG episode Michael’s ever put out, and I loved Ionized Basterds. Such life and well-developed characters that come from just this first glimpse at a world that will continue to be constructed!

I swear to god @mitch692.bsky.social is just trying to see if he can break my psyche with Pro & Noob at this point.

I guess they didn’t write enough articles about how Droopy McCool was the moment or cosplay as a teenager in 2018 enough.

I’ve heard a lot about this show. Some of it intriguing, some of it… not great. I’m checking word of mouth at the door and giving this massive project its day in court.

PRO & NOOB is back on our bullshit 👀 @darkjedi2552.bsky.social starts down the long road that is ATTACK ON TITAN.

And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.

The most annoying Star Wars fan you know is about to say the most unoriginal shit you’ve ever heard about Max Reebo. Slay.

The full first episode of Luminous Odyssey is now up! youtu.be/YamX0KYPINM?...

I had to take down the first episode of Luminous Odyssey because my editing software messed it up in the export and didn’t include the last fifteen minutes or so. It’ll be back up hopefully later this afternoon

A new journey has begun and I can’t wait to see where it takes all of us. Come meet Soren Zaith and a new merry band of buffoons.

The woke has arrived

The AI ads are out of control. I’ve grown numb to the shitty Kalshi ads but I’m pretty sure I just saw an AI Chick-fil-a one too. Smooth brained shit, man.

The Road to Doomsday continues as @darkjedi2552.bsky.social and @quicksilvergrrl.bsky.social journey to Asgard for the first time to revisit Kenneth Branagh’s fantastical Shakespearean epic and meet one of the MCU’s most enduring characters. This one is gonna do gang…busters. Links below:

Star Wars Visions Vol. 3 was a lot of fun. Really fun until of course the last two episodes did straight Evangelion shit and broke my brain before I went to bed.

Less than a half hour until @naquicious.bsky.social vs. @canonjunkie.bsky.social debuts! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVyC...

🫡 Iron Man 2 is goated

The Road to Doomsday continues as @darkjedi2552.bsky.social and @quicksilvergrrl.bsky.social are joined by Travis and @mitch692.bsky.social to discuss the often under appreciated middle chapter of the Iron Man trilogy: Iron Man 2! Links to the show below

I have awoken early this morning to say that your favorite Epic Rap Battle of History is something I will use to gauge how much we can get along.

So damn excited for this series! (Also, THAT'S MY MUSIC AHHHHHHHHHH)

Really really loving this series already. Can’t wait to go on this ODYSSEY with you all!

Coming to the All Remaining Systems YouTube channel on November 7, a brand new High Republic RPG series begins. Be sure to join us for A LUMINOUS ODYSSEY.

In what I’m sure comes as a shock to nobody, I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about #TheHuntForBenSolo news. Most of them are frustration and exasperation. A lot of it with the fandom. Tune in.

Nobody, not even myself, will have a good take about the Ben Solo movie. The last 8 years of discourse has so fundamentally pressure cooked our brains that not a single person with an opinion is about to have a good one.

The Road to Doomsday continues as @darkjedi2552.bsky.social and @quicksilvergrrl.bsky.social arrive at Incredible Hulk and try to unpack its complicated legacy and strange place in the MCU. Note: For some reason the Apple Pod version says Thor, we don’t know why. Links to the show below:

I promise I don’t want to see an AI slop video of Mr. Rogers hanging out with Dahmer. The coworkers are coworking.

Am I greedy for wanting Black Phone 3

If you hate Mace Windu you’re a bitch

$30 for two cocktails is every reason why we need to have a worker’s revolution

To decide to stop playing football for 2 full minutes so you can line up a seconds remaining field goal instead of running a touchdown like a man is bitch game. Embarrassing to admit your defense can’t afford to give the other team the ball for more than 30 seconds

This shit ruined my night.

Joe Flacco and the Bengals are the most bitch made football players I’ve seen in my life. Fuck this shit.

Maybe I’m just new here but this whole “run the clock out to score a field goal” thing is horse shit and bad TV.

This is so relevant in online fan spaces as well and I have no idea how it can be fixed...which is terrifying.

These studio suits are so goddamn stupid

Gimme a cocktail or two and I could do a 2 hour episode on why this meme is everything wrong with media discussions online.

Check out my appearance on @tnap2020.bsky.social talking about the foundation of the MCU with Iron Man (2008)

The first actual episode of Road to Doomsday is finally here! I had such a blast talking Iron Man with @thescottjayro.bsky.social. Really proud of these series, yall. Tune in.

THE ROAD TO DOOMSDAY starts here! Join Jarod, Taylore, and special guest @thescottjayro.bsky.social from @thebombadcast.bsky.social to look back on #IronMan, its themes, big ideas, and the Axe Body Spray of it all! Links to the show below!

Damn. We lost another battle in the culture war. Sors Bandeam is selling over priced lightsabers for the bald fraud.