My spiteful ass cannot understand the appeal of watching the exact same Christmas movies year after year

Ass so fat got me saying whoah with two Hs

It's so depressing going down the rabbit hole to prove to FA that an artist is obviously stitching AI content from the same source, and after having three posts removed they won't ban the account.

Forgot to take my collar off after leaving the house and showed up to Commander night with it still on just wanna shout-out my friends for being real ones and not mentioning it

Oh yeah and while I'm still him:

Happy Halloween, now hand over the burgers! #fursuitfriday #halloween

Happy Halloween, now hand over the burgers! #fursuitfriday #halloween

Planetary Rings xkcd.com/3156/

duck sprinkler

Baked some cookies with leftover batter! :) Set the oven to 425 instead of 325 and burned them! :(

We should get art of our OCs together :3

Heyyyyy just wanted to let you know I'm cursing you 💙 lots of love

Listening to a house mix on YouTube and got an ad for a Boiler Room set, guess I'm listening to that now without ad interruptions. Checkmate.

Happy Raccoon Appreciation day, please appreciate the only picture I have of me from a recent karaoke event!

No I'm not btw

Food on a conveyor belt is my favorite genre of restaurant

Happy Birthday to me! I decided to throw myself a pool party and you won't believe who showed up...

The çübê

NOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THE ECLIPSE!! DAMN IT!!!

Hanging out at a local taco place, so I did a yote and their little taco stand waiting for a customer :P

ATTENTION! If you see me at Megaplex, that is an anomaly and should be reported immediately because I'm not there.

I'm a new kinda social media account now

Today is the big day...

Did you know there's an entire movie on Wikipedia and it's a porno from 1978? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_...

There's clearly something wrong with me for thinking this would increase my work productivity

I don't remember doing this

Workin' on it

I played the role of Jesus in my hometown church's rendition of The Stations of the Cross in the same weekend I made out with a boy for the first time.

Help I have too many eggs that go bad by the end of the week, what do I bake?

What is life? What is my purpose?? Am I just a machine for groceries???

It feels like it's been forever since my last furcon but it's only been 6 months. I just wanna hang out with furries again.

Interesting find wedged INTO the case of mixer I bought at the grocery store! It's all curled because it had to fit between the cans. Do we think it's safe to drink?

Happy Pride! The results of my pride cake! It's a bit of a mess on the outside, but beautiful on the inside, and absolutely delicious! ^^ #baking

I thought getting a new wristwatch would help me manage my time better…

Happy Pride Month! Feeling pride because even though so many people want us to hide ourselves, we're brave enough to keep going.

Update: I did not crash

Wish me luck I'm driving 13 hours today

This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.

Happy to share that I am currently under contract and will be closing on a house by the end of this month!

Ohio I am in you

I'm ashamed to admit it but I spent more than 20 minutes deciding on what outfit to wear to Walmart.

Mfw maintenance didn't fumigate my apartment like they said they were doing and instead just placed some roach traps in less than 5 mins. I spent an hour clearing out my kitchen and wrassling my bird into his travel cage, just for them to say the instructions they sent out were in error. 🫠

I am apologetically myself (sorry for the inconvenience)

Deadly

There's something viscerally nefarious about handing someone money folded hot dog style

Idealized version of me and bestie in our matching fits taking the town by storm for a night of tomfoolery

I need recommendations for things to watch while I'm travelling over the next two weeks! Please send me any suggestions

I'm really excited to move back to the Midwest if only for the variety in fast food again