Това не е любов, това е мусака 🫶

My beer may not have any alcohol but I'll have you know it has plenty of fibre and probiotics!

#Spinning 🥵

Aqui vemos a la Sra Ayuso preparando el terreno para una prohibición del aborto en España.

Lunchtime chores instead of gym

He intentado a dar de baja mi seguro de coche con Mutua Madrileña. La información que recibi a través de sus canales oficiales - teléfono y WhatsApp - fue diferente, así que he enviado el formulario a 3 direcciónes de email diferentes. A ver que pasará!

Though... We have a lesbian DE immigrant, living in CH with her wife and children adopted from another continent altogether, leading the far right of Germany... And a gay DE immigrant, living in US/AR with his husband and adopted children, trying to destroy democracy and everyone else's freedom...

In Spain we have the center and far right proclaiming for "national interest" then cancelling social programs designed to avert social crises. In Bulgaria we have the new "Progressive Bulgaria" ruling party reducing maternity leave and culture funds. People love voting against their own interest.

🚨BREAKING: All I can say is this is fucking so cynical I have no words. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Blep

#PullDay 💪🐻

Las palabras extrañas que uno aprende en random chats: hocico 🐽

I had to open Linkedin for something, and OMG... Do people seriously post shit like this?! Why does everyone there have such "Wallstreet cliche movie badass protagonist" meets "sleazy self-help snake oil salesman" energy?!

1 scoop of vegan protein, a few spoonfuls of oats, a bit of inulin and psyllium husk, a handful of frozen berries... This thing absorbs so much water that I ended up with a huge bowl and had to force myself to finish it 😅

#PushDay 💪🐻 #ПъшДей

How do you call buyer's regret but for beard haircuts? 😅 I look too young, can't wait to daddy up again...

I got younger for June

#LegDay 💪🐻

Mireu que m'han regalat 🫶

You can't call me Mad Mouse because Zara's formal wear doesn't fit me 😐

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Ahh no wait sorry let me fix that

#PullDay 💪🐻

I need a non-black suit for a wedding. I'll go and find something at Zara. Be like Bad Bunny. ... You can call me Mad Mouse.

Jacarandas are jacaranding

#PushDay 💪🐻 #ПъшДей

Going up the wine stairs

Finally good news - they are going to shoot crypto bros into space!

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Кой, АЗ?!

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

Bits of Porto

Let's go

Limoncello as aperitif

A government of shallow, glib sociopaths striving to get an "Attaboy" from other shallow, glib sociopaths.

I tried using Gemini to track my workouts. It ended up imagining things that never happened, forgetting stuff & making up exercises I never did. I tried using Le Chat to help me with setting up my Ubuntu. It kept lying to me about existing apps, bringing up outdated info & making up facts. 🙄

i cannot. I CANNOT.

#Spinning 🥵

We're watching "From" and it's just getting worse and worse.

Not now robot submarine

Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon.

Was Anyone Asking For the UFO Files? We Did In the 70’s..

I hate headsets. Mostly because people tend to fucking chew on their microphones during calls. Move that mic away from your lips! I don't want to hear all your mouth sounds!

Acabo de ver que le van a devolver los impuestos a Shakira...Y con intereses! Damn...

Sigo aprendiendo el Español cada dia, pero siempre hay palabras que me dan el cortocircuito en la mente. Por ejemplo, las flores esas, las rojas, que estan floreciendo ahora mismo - siempre tengo que parar y concentrarme para no decir #amapollas 🌺

#PushDay 💪🐻