All of my work programs are functioning but the shows I like to watch to get me through Monday are not 😫

Never loved Halloween so October is when I start preparing for Christmas. Got the first of my presents for the year today!

I think it’s time to seriously consider long term sobriety

This butt is 40 years old today

Catching up on English Teacher season 2 and i forgot that this is one of the funniest shows to ever exist

Super Mario Galaxy ✅ 120 Stars (again)

Went to Cell blocks fuck party with a friend so he could get some dick and left him with a hot guy so I hope he’s getting his bussy pounded

Monogamous Max (I’m open, it’s a joke!)

DMs are open if you want to join 😉

I turn 40 in less than a week but it’s ok cuz next Saturday my friend is hosting a small gathering where I’ll be hoisted in his sling so a few hot guys can use my hole

Got some bad news at work yesterday and have been in a bad mood since so here’s a last minute hump day pic so your likes can cheer me up

It was just a little cyst and she was being a very big baby about it. I’m glad that’s all it was

Our little Maggie has been sick all weekend and because she’s such an old lady I’m very nervous about it and did not get any sleep. Waiting for the vet to open so I can call and make an appointment

Knocked these out while catching up on Dimension 20

Need to start eating healthier and moving by body more in the remaining weeks before my 40th but today I’m having Taco Bell delivered.

Dead Island 2 (with siblings!) ✅

Ogre Battle 64 (again) ✅ I always get the worst ending

Me.

Sometimes I’m horny in a way that I don’t necessarily want to hook up but definitely into sending pics of myself for compliments 🤣

My junior year of high school coincided with Ohio’s bicentennial. My English class spent a majority of the year putting together a student written history book of Ohio and more specifically, Carroll County, where we lived.

Hollow Knight: Silksong ✅

Saw “Caught Stealing” with a friend of mine this afternoon. It was just ok, and not something I’d normally watch. Anyway I’m home so hopping back into Silksong

Beautiful Sunday to walk across Boystown for a blowjob and a trip to the grocery store

Hollow Knight ✅

Suicide pact, JD? Just think it over!

At the family event explaining why Hexxus was the hottest character in Fern Gully

I guess I should get around to playing Hollow Knight

About to spend a few days in rural Ohio, where no one will touch my butt or my wiener 😞

Asked a friend to arrange small gathering so I could get used by some guys. Looking forward to it already

Husband hasn’t been in the mood lately and I’m dying for my hole to be pounded and bred

Had a great weekend in St. Louis with friends and their baby. Having a tiny voice calling me “Uncle Joe” was a balm for the soul

DnD on a Friday night is fun but since we’re all in our late 30s there definitely comes a point where the energy levels begin to uh… lag

Are these shorts too revealing?

Someone please tell the jet people to stop flying so close to my building it’s scaring me

Final Fantasy ✅

One of my boomer opinions is that Renee Rapp said the f-word too much in her interview with Amy Poehler

Coincidentally I’ve always thought John was hotter than Dean

Got on the apps to see about maybe getting pounded tonight but forgot it was market days and there’s so many more people than usual 🫣

Donkey Kong Bananza ✅

Adding Law Roach as a judge to this season of Project Runway was an amazing choice

Going to a clothing optional game night in a couple hours I’m excited to meet new penises - wait oops i meant friends

Video I made the other night for a friend. We ended up meeting in my building stairwell where he jerked me off until I came all over his dick

Are these people not embarrassed by this?

I find weight lifting to be incredibly boring and hard to get through but I just tried my first yoga session and I think I kinda liked it?? Might never be a short muscle boy but I can still get my body moving

Went to a friends house without the intention to drink but they made a tequila infused mango-lemonade and now I’m tipsy on a school night

Games released the year I was born

Big weekend with Grandma and Grandpa means an early Sunday bed time

I had too much crab and had to unbutton my shirt

Cleaning is done, parents will be here soon. Fingers crossed for a fun and low to mid level stress filled weekend

Personally I think more yums should be yucked