Peonies from the garden

If you drive I5 anywhere near Portland, you’re gonna want to hear this 👇

Same, spotted towhee… same

That street outside? The city adopted official plans to make it a greenway in 2016 for $500k within the next 1-10 years But don't worry it's getting migrated into the 2045 TSP now! Anyway, the Mayor wants to give $75M in PCEF dollars to the Blazers' billionaire owner

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

So glad they're not trying to deploy these things anywhere it rains heavily or floods on occasion. Especially not a city that regularly relies on guilt-tripping its residents to clear street drains because the streets aren't thoroughly maintained and cleaned

Biking in Portland: tailing a car with 2-year expired tags, only to pass it when it gets stuck at an intersection where PPB left their SUVs blocking the middle of the road because over a dozen officers are out with massive guns arresting a random person on the sidewalk

Mom, can you come pick me up? Yeah, they're holding a celebration for a bridge with no bike/pedestrian facilities, a history of vision zero injuries, four lanes of high-speed traffic, and they're using AI to market it

Morning views ❤️

You cannot be serious right now

I don’t know why they call it a lunch break like it’s relaxing, I’m out here biking a 10lb bag of sugar back home for the hummingbirds

His (a bag of compost) and hers (plant starts)

Refurbished the lending library after a rough winter. Baba Yaga home makeover

Learning how to metal stamp plant tags for the garden

The garden, lately

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Out here crunching numbers

It’s been three months without both functioning elevators over the rail lines

Fascinating to see the city does indeed have the time, materials, and resources to block off streets quickly and effectively Makes me wonder what the impetus was here versus all the pedestrian plazas and safer greenways we could have (rhetorical)

Rolling up on my penny-farthing and being relieved they have a beg button I can finally reach

The year is 2037, the Bob Stacey Overpass elevators have been broken for 2 years, a record-breaking 10-mile long freight train has been blocking the intersection for days, the underpass detour was removed when Powell was expanded two lanes in each direction a year ago,

This city will literally do everything except fund the bus and trains and build a safe bike network

It’s back and found a new god to worship

Sorry I was late boss, there was a bunny in the garden

@trimet.org can you clarify an upcoming route change for me w.r.t. service cuts? Currently the 16 runs to Sauvie Island, incl. weekends The updates will be dropping that leg of the 16, then shifting to 15 to cover it. But ONLY "during weekday high school and work commute times"?

love when the runescape quest is like "required: construction (level 10), beer, hammer, saw" hell yeah dude that's just me during any home project

Putting this AI slop all along the Springwater should be illegal. The birds don’t want to see this. The deer don’t want to see this. I don’t want to see this.

This is my defensive cycling

sneaking in my own bottle of nooch into the theater the cops will never catch me

“Two Billie Eilish Boomerang Idols are worth One Jimmy Fallon in the Urn” - Mr. Beast

I guess the best solution to surveilling the Bob Stacey elevators is to turn it into every 7/11 and Home Depot parking lot

I’ve read everything I need to read

Keith Wilson threatening Portland will become a flyover state if we don’t give the Blazers hundreds of millions of dollars really shows he’s not in a west coast high speed rail mindset

T-shirt that says, “I went to Trader Joe’s and all I got was asbestos poisoning and my debit card stolen”

IMO: if you send me postal junk mail for a service I do not have, at an address I never gave you, with small text at the bottom that says "click here to unsubscribe" (on a sheet of paper), your company should be financially liquidated and the entire executive board should be physically liquidated

I love taking SE 7th to the Blumenauer Bridge On one hand, you get to think about the 54 crashes that pedestrians and bicyclists have had at nearly every intersection, there's cars parked in the bike lanes, and you may get door'ed every so often On the other, it's faster than side streets :)

Telling my boss I can't work today because Bluesky is having outages

Sunday Parkways.. enjoy a vibrant car-free environment except for the 18 designated car crossings Wake me up when they decide to shut down Powell or 99E for me to enjoy

Over two months later, the north elevator is finally working again The south elevator is still broken with no timelines or indication when it will be fixed

Not only is High Potential carbrained copaganda, they literally did a Copilot ad placement in the season finale

My wife casually sending me her viral hits from the front door of IKEA

Average day in the life

“Can I go to Ladd’s 500 today, please?” “No, we have a Ladd’s 500 at home” The Ladd’s 500 at home:

A good day to do something stupid ⭕️ @ladds500.com

When I say we should build more housing, this is what I mean

POV: you and your friend only live 3 miles apart on the east side, neither drive, and there's no way to realistically make your lunch meet ups happen anymore

Went on a Big Walk with @panic.com 🎉

The funny thing about Dylan Rivera telling WW the elevators will be fixed “as early as next week,” is it’s essentially committing to no timeline at all Anyway, it’s Wednesday, both elevators are still broken, but at least Jonathan reached out to me for this one