Wanna see a hilarious chart

Holy shit way to do this Minnesota

I turned the Ducks game off assuming they were toast and uhhhhh

Lol. Lmao even

If you want to see a young team beating the shit out of another young team might I suggest the Anaheim Ducks game

I’m getting ready to admit I was wrong on Beckett Sennecke needing to be sent back to junior. He might be Him

I swear to god if I see one more headline that uses the term SLAMS or DESTROYS or HUMILIATES or anything alike, I’m going to drop kick the editor who wrote it through a table

Unfortunately my wife and I missed the playoffs so we headed to Cancun to cope (it’s also our honeymoon but that’s neither here nor there)

The did indeed pull another one out of their ass

Time for another episode of “Will the Ducks pull another one out of their ass”

My Star Wars take: The Last Jedi is a good standalone movie but a bad component of a trilogy. JJ Abrams poisoned my family and burned my crops, not Rian Johnson

Trump being charmed by Mamdani is objectively the funniest possible outcome of that meeting

Damn didn’t know Gudas could haul ass like that

I liked the deal at the time but wow the Chris Krieder trade has been aging beautifully so far

This season is voodoo magic for the Ducks so far because who ever thought Ross Johnston was going to be a positive contributor to this team on ice?

Either the Angels add just another arm to their collection of pitcher ligaments or Perry Minasian made one of his best trades

I love when goalies make a great stop and do a completely unnecessary glove flip. Talk your shit, king

First half of that period was 🤮 Second half of that period was 😃

As a Lakers fan, I don’t know why people are celebrating Nico Harrison’s firing. I thought he did a great job!

The Mason McTavish, Cutter Gauthier, Beckett Sennecke line at 5v5 this season via NST: •142:34 time on ice •Up 8-2 •55% shots •64% high danger chances •61.2% expected goals

Maybe running him at full speed for his first NHL season was a 5D chess galaxy brain move that works

So much for Beckett Sennecke being on the Leo plan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jacob Trouba scoring the winning goal in OT for the Anaheim Ducks as they have sole possession of 1st place in the Pacific is a sentence that would have given me an aneurysm 5 years ago

Leo Carlsson is pretty much screaming at Sweden to make him their number one center at the Olympics

NHL add Leo Carlsson to your golden generation tv ads challenge

AS I WAS SAYING

Hahaha Leo Carlsson is a straight up superstar. The kid is absolutely absurd

Ducks are third team in 30 years to score at least 7 goals four times in a season's first 13 games. Pittsburgh did it twice: 1995-96 (6 times) & 2019-20 (4 times) [Response to a quoted post]

This is the most fun the Ducks have been in like 8 years

Cutter is now tied for 1st in goals in the NHL

Yo Cutter Gauthier is the real deal

Voted 5 times for Mamdani today from Nevada and then promptly ordered my favorite abortion pill from NYC that’s part of my daily supplement routine

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

Oh my god

I fought a lot of people on draft night on the other site in 2023 when the Ducks picked him over Fantilli. Obviously it’s still early but Leo looks like he’s evolving into a game breaker this season

Pretty shitty time to be living in this reality as someone who did well in history classes

That was one of the greatest World Series games ever. God damn moments like this remind me why I love baseball

Why are so many pro athletes sex criminals (I know why I’m just exasperated)

Arte Moreno sell the Angles

Bruins and Ducks playing the most dramatic games so far this season.

Love that some people were calling Troy Terry a mediocre middle six talent 5 games into the NHL season

The Ducks first lead of the year comes on a goal by *checks notes* Ross Johnston? 2025 really is off the rails now

existing in all other parts of life: we need to be thoughtful about how we integrate technology into human affairs watching an umpire in the postseason: BRING FORTH THE ROBOT GODS

I regret to inform you that I cheered for George Springer just now

In Vlad's defense, we have no idea how the Maple Leafs would do in this round of the playoffs

Vladdy I know you’re trying to rep Toronto for game 7 with that Leafs jersey but I’m gonna need you to take it off, burn it, and hire an Etsy witch to cleanse Rogers Center before first pitch

The Pujols negotiations falling apart over resources and effectively non-player spending is about as on the nose as you can get describing the Arte Moreno experience owning the Angels

I hope Arte Moreno had a horrific night

The Ducks are giving out goalie masks 🫡 (via Anaheim Ducks)