Donald Trunk is kill

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Living the good life

They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Cheers

@fredsmith.bsky.social Is F1 really like the movie?

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’m standing right behind the bikini girl at the Phish show in Austin

I don't considerer drummers/percussionists to be real musicians

My X The Everything App suspension is over I’ll miss yall but mostly just Eric Alper

America is going to war with Iran and also I dropped my AirPods case and one of them came out and I can’t find it anywhere in my apartment. Awful night.

Shrimp are a delicious treat but I would hate for my penis to be compared to a shrimp, as they are smaller than the desired male genitalia size

I love listening to "jam" bands

LOCKED IN🔒

Dave Chappelle folded for my meat curtains💀

I am currently suspended from both X the Everything App and Reddit the front page of the internet. I am the most tortured poster.

Got banned from /r/TexasRangers for making fun of Patrick Corbin for being a Republican

We live in a constant cycle of something bad happening every day and the discourse of the day being how bad the bad thing that happened is

Comedians are funny AF!

"It's the bottom of the 9th and I'm never gonna win" - Nickelback

Double plays: Twice as effective as single plays. #baseballhumor

Relief pitchers are so lowly that they’re forced to watch the game in the outfield away from the rest of the players who actually matter in the dugout

Going to spend this week doing the thing I love that I can’t do on the Everything App: reading and engaging with Eric Alper’s posts

Bands break up. Vinyl warps. Cassettes unravel. But your favorite song? It always knows when you need it. Usually at 2am. In the kitchen. With a spoonful of peanut butter.

I'm looking for my people. Does anyone else here dislike Donald Trump?

Taking my posting talents to Bluesky for the next week because the Everything App suspended me

Bro I mustache you a question

Music should always connect us, never divide us.

On this day in 1998, we said goodbye to the one and only Frank Sinatra. His voice was timeless, his presence unforgettable. Through every note, Ol’ Blue Eyes still reminds us to live life our way.

Already jerked it thrice today. Might try to go for a 4th before it's all said and done.

It's actually wild. There's literally no mention of why Jackie Robinson is important in the MLB press release. At all. Just that he "played his first Major League game on April 15, 1947."

I need to make a bunch of money

The banks are out of money

You like what you see? @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Way deep down at some substratum Feels like something really wrong has happened And I confess I'm barely hanging on

Now that I’m 30 I hate people in their 20’s they are so fucking ignorant

Got suspended from the racist app what’s up

I love watching porno and jacking off!

I love God and Jesus! #Christian