This product photo is amazing. I totally see hot rancher ladies whipping out their handy dandy standing aid when they slip in the mud puddle. 10/10 photoshop

lol ain’t that the truth

Some hotels had a very bad Sunday morning. 😬

Multiple Jada Pinkett discussions all stemming from a manipulated (the original still exists) 3 year old video. Now i gotta mute "jada" and hope if Jadakiss does something interesting you spell the whole name

If you are considering researching, writing, publishing another why do some people put potato salad in their gumbo story, just don’t. No one cares.

Bet you didn't know you were in the mood for house music tonight, did you? music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Happy Friday! #gonnahaveagoodday youtube.com/watch?v=Nwh7...

Lil disappointed I didn't get Genius on DILDO, but ODDLY is also funny, all things considered 🤣

Sometimes I wonder about things like "Would the tech trend to refer to a standard product as 'core' change, if any of the dudes that push it read romance novels - and realized that's the #1 euphemism for a woman's vaginal canal?"

Today in #shitdoctorssay - "you were right" - the vascular surgeon to me, about my theory that my leg pain since 2022 was caused by an injury during the femoral catheter I got. So to all the doctors who didn't believe me & thought I was exaggerating, including the one I was married to - FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕

Lol I wasn't fast enough to get a photo, but my Alexa just popped a story with "Weird history facts: 12 Christmas Myths that are totally false" Um, who wants to tell them?

So, I decided to use some of the new smart light lightbulbs for my back patio. I thought that meant that the bulbs were smart, but turns out to get them to all sync, on schedules, & hear music means you need a masters degree in lightbulb applications. I’m not sure I’m smart enough for smart bulbs.

Just saying - U.S. Military Service Is Strongest Predictor of Carrying Out Extremist Violence share.google/ZWf37QYnMBMK...

In advance of attempts to get us to "rally around the flag" here's your reminder that military service is a pretty strong predictor of domestic terrorism Militancy in the military: military service and support for political violence and right-wing extremism - PMC share.google/PuJZhEFbCeCx...

Got a gratitude today for living long enough that any song I want, I can pull it up, blast it to a speaker and have a private soundtrack. Remember rewinding tapes so you could hit record as soon as it seemed like the DJ on the radio was about to stop talking 😂 music.youtube.com/watch?v=kETk...

Why is it so hot 😭😭😭 I am trying to sand this damned garage door (yes still, the test samples this time lol) and I'm burning 🥵🥵🥵

Accurate #liberalarts

Mardi Gras #2 with one of the world’s biggest babies. I thought the amount of traffic or the bands/music down the road would get him, but nope, it was the news chopper that about took him out lol. He’s calm again, for the moment 

Lil something for my NOLA peeps to getcha moving and warm that blood if you can't parade with this cruel cold weather music.youtube.com/watch?v=mF_r...

Start walking your meat to the produce section & weigh that shit. It's not going to be just Walmart doing this. @brat2381.bsky.social did you see this?

Dear #scrummasters - I understand that team names are fun. I get it, I really do. But I interact with 50+ scrum teams and I will never remember that Team Tahoe is building features for a client vs Team Sedona focusing on performance improvements. Stop trying to make team names happen, k, thx

Y'all listening to Samara Cyn yet? New fave, along with Crystal Crave. Today I've got ~17 calls on the calendar & think a lot about the line from this song talking about "I used to work at Harbor Freight, but now this my office, can you believe they pay me all this money just to talk shit?" 😂 🦖

Floor mounted is not a real goddamn thing. This type of thing drives my systems brain batshit crazy. If it's on the floor, it's not mounted ffs. I do not care if the API/algorithm won't return a result without an exact match, so you needed something to identify non-wall mounted.

"Just going to scrape the old paint off the garage door real quick, should be easy. It's mostly peeling already" she said. A week later

Ok Mirriam Webster, now y'all are just fucking with me.

The nice thing about wood is that if some dude leaves big pieces sitting around outside, which are too heavy for you to move, eventually they will simply rot and then be nicely portable yay #HomeImprovement

Got a missing baby y'all, 13yo Chloe Bargky #nolasky #nolatwitter www.fox8live.com/2025/12/24/1...

Anybody want to help me pick paint colors for my big garage door? It's detached with fencing so you can't tell it's part of the house, so the idea is to choose a color that carries through to the patio and brick (inspo photo with my boy Luke on the left)

Days like today remind me that whatever I may think in August, I doubt I actually could handle northern weather 🥶❄️🧊

Its illogical how cathartic I feel to redecorate after a breakup, it's not like those dudes GAF about decor (or most of my interests) beyond "where can I put my video game and/or things that should have been left at the bar" anyway 😂 But it is, plus look at how cute this print & new bedspread are!

Y'all I think I screwed up parenting. I got one of those Wu-Tang for President 93 shirts, and showed my teen. Me (very seriously): Wu-Tang is for the Children, you know. Them (also very seriously): we still haven't learned a lot about US elections in Civics class. 😂😭🫣

Ok guys, I'm sold. ChatGPT is actually kind of amazing.

Is there a remix already with Friday I'm in Love & and Club Action (fuck that shit), because they're both in my head right now. Could be adhd could be a real song lol

White NYPD cop pepper-spraying a Black cop. Savin' us from The Dangerous Immigrants, they are, under the eyes of the Statue of Liberty ("give me your tired, your poor"). Cue the Benny Hill "Yakety Sax" music.

#acab but esp those working in ICE under this administration abcnews.go.com/US/new-orlea...

I wish somebody would tell these word game people that dimed is absolutely a word. Here I am, diming out Octordle to the general public. See how that works?

Thinking about it, and it makes no sense that bitch is considered worse than dick, as a pejorative. A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.

Oof wasn't ready for this one www.cnn.com/2025/10/14/e...

Truly interesting person NYTimes www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o...

Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??

Congrats to Ms Cardi B!! She deserves this happiness and I hope her partner is worthy of the chance she is giving him. www.cbsnews.com/news/cardi-b...

Only in America would a government spend $167,000 to destroy $10 million dollars worth of IUDs and birth control pills. Fucking idiotic #kakistocracy www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...

The MSM is already fucking up the Charlie Kirk story. He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country. His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.

Y'all something is wrong with me. I have had a dog named Luke for like 6 months now and somehow only just made my first Star Wars joke about him

This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.

I blame SSRIs for this. #nolasky #nolatwitter

Anyway, what are y'all planning good for dinner? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...

Got a missing baby, y'all #nolatwitter #nolasky 12 yo Hispanic boy, Bryan Vasquez, and he's non-verbal so remain chill if you see him & call NOPD 7th district 504-658-6070 or 911

So, sadly, this is your regular reminder - when things get violent and crazy remember - RUN, HIDE, FIGHT. If you can't run, hide. ONLY if you can't RUN or HIDE should you consider fighting. Your goal is to get away from this crazy mother fucker and save your own life. www.cnn.com/2025/08/09/u...