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Well,

“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“ “that must be wonderful” “It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”

the mariners will lose tonight and tomorrow to punish me for the amount of hope I feel right now

Renaming my son Cal Raleigh

Boschman Begins

The Toronto Blue Jays are frauds?

The Seattle Mariners,,,

MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

New to the sport. Are they allowed to score in extra innings, or

Top of the 12th

The Seattle Baseball Mariners

You can get CBC on basic cable in Seattle, so mariners count as Canadian for these purposes

The Seattle Mariners,

The Seattle Mariners,

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a good game if you want to watch a guy kind of respond to the controls

I saw Chris Pratt on a ferry to San Juan Island and said “oh shit is that Chris Pratt” loud enough that he heard me. Basically the same thing happened beat for beat with Macklemore at that record store near the Chase on Broadway

i was born in seattle and i will be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize the "oklahoma city thunder"

A few years ago I could’ve tweeted this with the caption “many of you” and gotten a dependable 8 likes. You could set your watch to that. Now, on Bluesky? 0-2 at most. Much to ponder

Not to Zevon-post, but “if California slides into the ocean/like the mystics and statistics say it will/I predict this hotel will be standing/until I pay my bill” is one of the lyrics of all time

“Label created”? Congratulations on the printer bud, but I don’t need an email until we’re at “arrived at carrier facility” AT LEAST

Googling “economy” and making wild financial choices based on the results

he's talking about the It clown

It’s because he’s a big spooky vampire

Can anyone tell me what brand stair armor this is?

Hit my thumb so hard with a mallet the other day I lost vision for a couple of seconds

Woken up at 3:00 am by howling coyotes last night. Love a good portent/omen

The ghost of Mt. Ikea

Look at my cat

Steller’s jay up on the gutter

New bench top positioned above the old bench top. Ready for dog holes, finish, and then building cabinets to support it.

Rosemary Entertainment Crackers would be a beautiful name for a girl

no road hazard sign depicts someone more fucked than the bike in train tracks over the handlebars guy

Got the decking on the roof of my garage. Just shingles, fascia, soffit, and patching up the siding before this one’s done

Bluesky exclusive: I got a new nail gun