This has layers

This Memorial Day, remember that the tone police who whine about unity when you advocate for consequences are voting for division Fuck the fascists.

With the exception of my family, the Destiny community is the group of people I’ve been actively engaged with for the longest period of my life To say that today’s announcement of D2 getting its final update was an emotional one for me would be an understatement Thanks @destinythegame.bungie.net

Rejoice @leopardstealth.com

Hillary Clinton should apply for a slice of the pie

Always fun to see that my alma mater has a great commencement speaker each year. Really reminds me that they saddled us with one of the architects of the Great Recession for our speaker and he spent the entire speech saying we needed to be more conservative… It rained. He was on a covered stage.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social what’s the best personal detail you’ve seen somebody have their tailor add? A guy at work has a 2 inch red line stitched in the lining of every suit jacket where he got stabbed in college to remind himself about the bad situation he put himself in for that to happen

Bram Stoker's Ruth's Chris' Steak' House'

The eventual winner of the PGA Tour event at Trump’s course this weekend calling a penalty on himself because his ball moved ever so slightly when he addressed it is both the height of golf integrity because he was leading and the height of golf irony because of where it happened

I think @bencollins.bsky.social needs to buy another failed fake news brand

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

Inshallowry he wins @sickoscommittee.org

THE ONION IS TURNING THE FONTS GAY! Well done @bencollins.bsky.social and team

Won my first powerlifting competition to be crowned the strongest man at the university Naturally, I did it in my @yungkhan.bsky.social Triforce Strongman tank

The new talking point from the chronically online MAGA worms is that Pope Leo is secretly Muslim and that’s why he opposes the illegal war with Iran.

How it feels to out lift the roid bros

TIL Captcha doesn’t believe in Santa Claus I just got asked to select “vehicles that can fly” and the options included two pictures of sleighs, but they weren’t correct options.

When the Pope issues the Papal Bull of Excommunication to the Vice President, which name will appear on the formal document? - His name when he was baptized, James Donald Bowman - His name when he was confirmed, James David Hamel - His current legal name, James David Vance Relevant Pope thunk gif

Toddler parents, if you didn’t see the spectacular news already… TRASH TRUCK IS COMING BACK FOR A THIRD SEASON ON NETFLIX!!!!

Our local Lebanese take out spot was JAMMED after the attacks yesterday. Love seeing the community support.

New UNC head coach Mike Malone last coached in the NCAA a few tears before any of his players were born…. as an assistant at Manhattan @sickoscommittee.org

Daycare’s closed for Good Friday, so boy and I are taking “Doggo” for a 5 mile walk, then going to look at Pokémon because his 2nd favorite word is Pikachu, then going to a car meet because his favorite word is “cahh”

I don’t think the youths understand. We were raised on the second wave of space propaganda. Space was cool, NASA was kickass, and the entire educational system was pushing us to love space so we’d be scientists and explorers! Then 9/11 happened and NASA got sidelined, so today is really big 🥹

Watching the launch of the first woman to travel to the moon with my toddler son Go Christina go! #ArtemisII

“Go for launch. Full send!”

The middle guy on the desk for FS1’s World Cup Qualifiers coverage looks like a Manning mixed with Draco Malfoy @sickoscommittee.org So mad I didn’t get a picture

Hold up, did NASA seriously name the nuclear-powered Mars spaceship SR-1?

What’s your favorite bit of family lore? Mine is that one of my ancestors got exiled to Canada after murdering his lord’s son, avoiding execution for the “crime” because the lord’s son had been taking indecent liberties all over the county and there was going to be a riot if my ancestor was killed

Hey @sickoscommittee.org we need a custom jersey of the year award

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Went and did some curling last night @sickoscommittee.org

Observation: if Joe Biden or (god forbid) Barack Obama wore a fucking baseball cap during an announcement that they had taken America to war without Congressional approval, we would never fucking hear the end of it.

Why are they discussing the WWE on SportsCenter? I don't have a problem with wrestling, but this is theater, man. It's like having a segment during the Oscars where they break down the NCAA tournament bracket.

Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.

Sorry sigma chads, but peak masculinity is publishing a WSJ article in your pajamas at home taking care of your sick toddler because you’re the primary parent as your wife has life or death on call responsibilities

Yesterday was The 46th anniversary of the Miracle on Ice AND George Washington’s birthday There was simply no way that hockey game was ending any other way

Freestyle snowboarders with winch pulls onto jumps

Austin Reeves looks like a dorkier version of Tom Brady

Post a gif of one of your favorite comfort watches

This is the first event that Johnny Weir has ever been underdressed for @adashtra.bsky.social

Too big Too strong Too fast Too American

Can you factor in the Olympics for Selke voting?

Just like Newsom and Pritzger, every Dem should run on getting a refund for the American people. “Democratic leaders should make a deal with voters: Give us the Congress in November and we’ll pass a law forcing Trump to give back the money he stole from you.” Link ⬇️ @editorialboard.bsky.social

Pay to pray?!?!?

the video game industry is a mess

Funny hockey story @sickoscommittee.org Growing up, my home state had unified records for boys hockey, no distinction between divisions or leagues And until I was 10, anyone who couldn’t make tryouts got put on the lowest division team from your town Tryouts in my town were during spring break