My Femmes? Violent.

Disney may or may not be saddened at the passing of TV's Xander Harris, Nicholas Brendon. We recall some legal troubles and are checking the "Personal Life" section of Wikipedia to be sure and oh no the office dog is trying to hit post while we are still typieyhghh%$66

Without truth there can be no healing. Sí, se puede. Sin verdad no puede haber sanación. Sí, se puede.

“You don’t know what I earn, what I spend (what I return the next day with the tags on)” - Dorit, financier and ceiling lemon merchant #RHOBH

Mark’s place looks like he’s stolen his living room from The British Museum, which is actually very on brand for The British Museum #LadiesofLondon

This kooky couple on #LadiesofLondon reminds me of the kooky couple from #RHOMelbourne, of course inspired by the OG kooky couple, Alex and Simon #RHONY

Please don’t share your warts with me #RHOBH

It finally happened. I actually think MomTok might not survive this #slomw

Put her on the cross with Jesus and Vicki Gunvalsson #SouthernHospitality #RHOC

Nobody’s even mad at Grace Lily’s “issues” because they clearly all know she’s wasted and has no idea what she’s saying. Like ok girl, go tell that plant about it. Wavy baby!! #SouthernHospitality

You are far from an empath, too, Craig #SouthernCharm

While I am a Venita apologist, sharing Molly’s surgery was inexcusable, and I’m relieved so see Venita sees that too and was sincerely contrite about it #SouthernCharm

Does Kyle know dj is not the only available income option #SummerHouse

They really should have a trigger warning for pale white man ass #SummerHouse

This is me not commenting on Layla’s body. Now you try it. #slomw

Whitney should have made you stay in a motel if her friendship was so fake #slomw

Taylor is exhausting. You’re not actually with this man, but maybe if you stopped sleeping with him you’d remember that and wouldn’t care who he sleeps with #slomw

I want to feel bad for Jace, but the problem when you marry a child is that eventually that child grows up and she’s often different because that’s the whole point of childhood into adulthood #slomw

I was going to riot if Sinners didn’t get original screenplay so crisis averted. For now. #Oscars

Actually it's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster's Oscar award.

Why is Anne Hathaway talking like she just finished Henry Higgins Finishing School for Flower Girls #Oscars

Costume winner dropping the s bomb in a fabulous cape is my new favorite person give her a second statue #Oscars

Turns out I care a whole lot about ballet, and Misty Copeland in particular #Oscars

Jimmy Savile would like a word lol

Bless Connor and his magic, hope he doesn’t get excommunicated tho is that allowed #SLOMW

Zac wants all of the comfort Jen’s fame provides, but none of its sacrifices #SLOMW

I genuinely do not give one fuck about the Secret Lives of Mormon Husbands get these Poppi bros off my screen #slomw

Begging people to go to real therapy, at least in addition to an energy healer/astrologer/psychic #slomw

That’s it I’m suing #ThePitt for emotional distress

Amanda announcing her new book #RHOBH

As a theater major I am appalled. Even Lauren Boebert giving handies at Beetlejuice put her phone away. Amanda is being so rude #RHOBH

Why are they acting like Vanderpump Villa is a brothel? #slomw

Nobody hates DadTok more than MomTok #slomw

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Vanderpump Villa are in a toxic relationship #slomw

Shep’s ordering that spiritual guide a shark tooth as they speak #SouthernCharm

Kyle’s discretionary budget was eaten up by oversized headphones and body glitter sorrrrrry #SummerHouse

Locked in for #SummerHouse

I don’t know how @katmabu.bsky.social finds the time to get beat up by ICE, run for Congress, AND appear on my fave podcast Behind the Bastards, but I’m starting to believe the witchcraft rumors

No way I’m telling the Temu Tom Twins apart all season #TopChef

Are we going to see the first Top Chef divorce #TopChef

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

But why did she marry the Spy vs Spy guy #LadiesofLondon

I refuse to continue to be gaslit into believing being a DJ is an actual job in 2026 #SouthernHospitality #SummerHouse #RHOSLC

It’s ok I’m scared of babies too, Hudson #SouthernCharm

ALYSA LIU IS AT THE BAR GOD HELP ME I’M WATCHING WWHL #BelowDeckDownUnder #WWHL

This shit as redacted as the Epstein files #RHOP

My toxic trait is Mia amused me. Please pretend to create a spreadsheet, my grifter queen #RHOP

“We care so much about the poor treatment of women in Iran, we’re gonna blow them up so they’re not being treated poorly anymore, and then we can turn our attention back to treating US women poorly.”

This season of #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors #TraitorsUS

Lisa Rinna thought it was an air kiss because she hasn’t felt her lips since 1997 #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors