he’s just going home they’re not feeding him to the sharks you guys you don’t need to cry so hard #loveislandusa

acab even on #loveislandusa i guess lol

They’re letting the girls pick because no way are the producers going to risk Kenzie going home lol #loveislandusa

Trinity does not like this Dr. Spencer Reid Howser man at all #loveislandusa

Nope the kissing noises are back they’re all just lip smacking weirdos #loveislandusa

I love how the Americans say “pull you for a chat” in a British accent sometimes #loveislandusa

Did they finally turn down the mics for the kissing or does Corbin kiss like a normal human #loveislandusa

Drop it like an octave with Drew amirite #RHOA

How does Iain Stirling read these challenge rules with a straight face? How many takes does it take #loveislandusa

“We’re synonymous in a lot of ways” #loveislandusa

Cheating allegations don’t make you flee the country unless pedicab drivers have morality clauses??? #SouthernHospitality

Oh so we’ve got a papacita this year eh? #loveislandusa

wtf is a mouth mullet #loveislandusa

ok how many get fired before the first commercial break #loveislandusa

What’s up with this Temu Friday Night Lights pep talk dude “just breathe” lol genius #SummerHouse

Amanda is so bad at this. “I never said I don’t like going out I just don’t like going out with YOU” lol ok why did you marry someone you hate going out with even though you actually love going out?? #SummerHouse

My face while West talks about “falling short” by doing ear stuff with Ciara #SummerHouse

“I’m not used to men treating me well” I dunno I’m not used to first class but I’d adjust to an upgrade pretty quick I think #BDDU #BelowDeckDownUnder

Cynthia you can’t out serve the baby that’s rude! #RHOA

Phaedra drilled holes in a dildo and played it like a recorder and called it a flute #RHOA

“We had a really nice time at dinner but I told Kyle I’m moving out” please tell me what you think a NOT nice time would entail #SummerHouse #IntheCity

So “just ear stuff” doesn’t send the wrong message???? #SummerHouse

“I didn’t send Carl a nude but I did send him my sock tan” - what I assume Bailey is saying #SummerHouse

I guess ChatGPT can write a statement but it can’t prep you for a reunion #SummerHouse

Honestly I think I read somewhere (but I feel so deeply), that Amanda IS lazy and chose the easiest available option in her life #SummerHouse

If there’s one thing I never want to do, it’s arrive after Ciara F*ckin Miller #SummerHouse

“Oink oink motherfucker” - another sonnet from Rhode Island #RHORI

HOME BOX OFFICE (I’m playing the trivia even if they aren’t) #RHORI

Maybe Rosie was both disrespected, AND can’t take a joke #RHORI

Danny was apparently supposed to be on WWHL tonight with Luke, but of course he posted something on Instagram saying that he had a work opportunity come up and so he can’t make it to New York. Oh he had some urgent zombie grunting to record did he? #TheValley

I wonder if Danielle will apologize to Lindsay for being judgmental of a non traditional motherhood journey. She wants to get engaged after six months??? Maam do you hear yourself?? #SummerHouse #IntheCity

“I’m so grateful to have the both of you” but not as grateful to fuck a mid pseudo blogger with a pencil mustache I guess #SummerHouse

This Carl and Lindsay talk - they’re both being reasonable??? With each other??? In this economy???? #SummerHouse

Welcome to Wrexham is back so I guess that means it’s time to ugly cry at the human interest stories while pretending I understand anything about the English League(s)(???) (the Fútbol Extended Universe??)

They're boo'ing AI at another graduation ceremony

…so is that a no on the IG post or??? #RHORI

Awww Ashley finally has a trauma to talk about! #RHORI

hey graduates, good job on the four years you spent learning how to learn and think among a community of learners and thinkers. the most exciting news i can think to tell you is that your learning and thinking will soon be replaced by feeding little prompts to an AI. ok now why are you booing me

Sure love the thrill of who owns my womb by the half hour (joke’s on them it’s like a Dali painting in there6

The court holding my bodily autonomy in Dorit Standard Time #RHOBH

I’m mad we still don’t have an awesome movie about him

Today is the first Mother’s Day that this sweet boy and his siblings are without their mom. Never forget the cruelty of ICE. 🦋🌺

There are at least 10 trans councillors elected so far today according to the trans greens Instagram account which is nice ☺️☺️☺️

Post your warning sign

Fun fact: this affected me so deeply I had to talk about it in therapy and it made my therapist cry, so did I win therapy?

This is all I see when Janet is on screen #TheValley

Me approaching Amanda and Ciara while they talk on a bench in NYC #SummerHouse

I start typing “guard” with no idea whether I’m choosing the u or a first and give it to god and autocorrect

Jo Ellen could find Nancy Guthrie ijs #RHORI

“NOW YOUZ CAN’T LEAVE” - Shakespeare #RHORI