Seeing as jury duty has put the kabosh on my tee off on Monday, (forecast: sunny 😭) and my lesson after that, I’m donning my full golf cunt outfit and heading out to an 18 hole muni at midday (£10 a round), are they ready for me? Am I ready for it? Fuck knows, I’ve got lots of spare balls though.

Reeling from a round of golf this morning where I flushed most of my irons, hit a few good woods and didn't slice the driver out into the cow field next to the course. As hard as it has been to accept, swinging slowly is the answer to getting the ball even further - I have no idea how this works.

Looks like I'm up in time to watch the last two laps of the backyard ultra WC. Ivo is saying he doesn't want to run another one and Phil is looking fresh as daisies and probably mildly annoyed he doesn't get to set a WR (once you run a lap alone you're the winner, no more after that)

Things are escalating fast, I am now a member of an actual golf course. I need to order me some slippers and a flat cap post haste.

Absolute scenes this morning in Fairbourne

So glad that millenials have stopped killing everything and now all the news articles are about gen z and their crazy goings on, soon we will be forgotten about just like gen x and that is alright by me.

I have real golf clubs now, I am officially middle aged

Boom MFer

Thriva done ✅, let’s see if I’ve managed to keep my cholesterol under control and if my egfr is still “alarming”.

fuck it, signed up for this in 2027 www.ratrace.com/the-maltese-...

The insanity continues. The police either don't know what they are doing or are just arresting people as a punitive deterrent.

What a start to a day that was

This place

Well fucking hell that was enjoyable - ended up running the whole way with Josh, and that really helped keep pace sensibly - came in first, beat the course record apparently- the aid stations had a hard time getting in place for us 🤣

Came first (it’s not really a race but still..), just felt good, ran hard and enjoyed the views and the 🌞

Let’s go for a nice little jog eh

Out for a run

20h and 40 minutes of sleep, 3 hours and 20 minutes of being a pain in the arse.

Absolutely bonkers that in the EU you can't just type 'foo to bar' in google search and have it open google maps for you, never realised it was a thing as it's a seamless function I use every day in the UK.

5km in, it’s…. Hot 🥵

On Santorini for an ultra that isn't really an ultra any more because of the earthquakes, but the sun is out and I've plotted a ten mile run between the various breweries this afternoon, gotta get those steps in!

Passing through London yesterday I thought of DHHs recent thought leadering on the subject and re arrived at the conclusion that he’s a racist cunt - the biggest problem with the downfall of society is society - not the brown people who make up a fraction of it.

Couple this with digital ID and you too can have Larry ellison spunking in your cereal each morning.

Amen

When your government asks you to give up some of your rights so they can go after that marginalised group you hate... It was always your rights they had in their sights.

Role playing as a bike wanker in the Wirral today

While I don’t care about golf, I now know it exists and know about the Ryder cup and I am enjoying watching the obnoxious USA get demolished.

Always said he was a cunt, still think he’s a cunt

I guess that’s the end of the season, super “lucky” to have just got competent enough to drag myself around a golf course just as the final week of sunshine hit for the year - most of this in the spring I think, great way to start a day

Good morning ⛳️

Finally got a little time this month to play some video games, so of course I’m now 20 hours into Silksong. Why? Because clearly I hate myself.

Ironic: Gartner had my post ridiculing Gartner removed. The one that shared Gartner's Magic Quadrant about AI Code Assistants, which does not include Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, and ranks Amazon above Cursor. This one: github.blog/ai-and-ml/gi... Are they embarrassed to share their Magic Quadrant?

Go as far to say that I enjoyed that this morning, if nothing else for the sunrise

Ding ding!

Up at 3am to drive some bags from Milngavie to Balmaha (haha)

Not sure what possessed me to combine solo care of the five year old with 3am volunteering the highland fling, but here we are. What a weekend.

Busy day!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Why am I even bothering looking at the news "malicious communications": Projecting an widely distributed photograph onto a wall. This country is ran by cunts.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Next up data centres all over Scotland next to the wind farms using the 'plentiful water' because GDP. Good for everybody except the people living there.

Ah my favourite activity, waiting to go home after an exhausting broadcast industry conference and the boarding time just keeps on getting pushed back and it just keeps on getting later and later...

Utterly indefensible www.bbc.com/news/article...

This is rather great, sit in a coffee shop and for a tenner I can hang here for the afternoon without feeling guilty about it or drinking enough coffee to fly me to the moon…

Oh no I am writing blog posts on linked in what has happened www.linkedin.com/pulse/mcp-so...

Radiohead ticket secured at a disgusting price, but it's Radiohead so I am going to see Radiohead.

I probably swear at Claude a little too frequently.

You’re absolutely right! This plane belongs on the ground, I’ll just turn off the engines and let gravity do the work for us - that’s a much better solution thanks to your insightful comment

I am enjoying doing battle with the LLMs to integrate them into our product, but it does feel a little bit like I'm trying to persuade a herd of cats to play chess and everything written on the internet just says "you just need to explain the rules to the cats more clearly"

Reenforcement strategy: Applying schema/validation to all LLM output in order to coax out a correct answer from the advanced random number generator, sadly just like a real junior developer it WILL just find a way to shortcut its a way to a successful response regardless of original intent.

systemPrompt: A detailed set of steps/context for a user request which effectively boils down to a list of 'what the LLM got wrong on previous attempts', it will never be finished, you are cursed now because any time an actual user wants to do anything they WILL do something you didn't expect 🎲🎲🎲

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights"