Remember to stuff a twonski in the pocket of your winter coat. #FuckSummer

Meet flag.

Aw! Hey there lil garden fren!

As they’re trying to do the right thing

So this is why my body’s broken this morning. Thanks for the [email protected]

"Nearly 800 dead babies found hidden in septic tank at mother's home run by nuns" is, these days, maybe news? 🤷‍♀️

Enjoy this blog about the recent Progressive Dinner in Mounds Park, Saint Paul. Learn about the dirtiest, sluttiest appetizer ever created: the mini Monte Cristo. @moundsparkgarden.com www.nathanielbarber.com/blog/mounds-... #SaintPaul #StPaul #Minnesota #ProgressiveDinner #Food #CommunityGarden

#FathersDay socks! Jaclyn got us matching Minnesota loons.

This pissed-off Minnesotan on his way to the #NoKings rally in #SaintPaul

THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT. ANY PSYCHO CAN GO COSPLAY A COP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT THE BROWNSHIRTS IN ICE ARE DOING, WITH TACIT APPROVAL FROM THIS ADMINISTRATION. SICKENING AND TERRIFYING.

Celebrating new members tonight at the Fraternal Order of Eagles. I challenge you to find a finer spread in Minnesota tonight. #midwest #minnesota #feed #FOE

More photos of pretty plants at the Minnesota Arboretum. www.nathanielbarber.com/blog/minneso... #tulip #pinecone #cherryblossom #arboretum #Minnesota #spring #photography

David Rose bats at Burt Macklin’s butt wand.

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Visiting the farm cats! 😍

*Etta James clears her throat* "Aaaat Laaaaaaaaast..." www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

These phishing calls are nuts.

My Monte Cristo balls were a smash hit at the Mounds Park progressive dinner. Must’ve been the special ingredients. 🤔

Anyone else encountering a sharp increase in double-spacing between sentences?!

Well, this was a month overdue.

Appetizer prototype: the Monte Cristo. Verdict, the most delicious way to commit death.

A birthday outing to the Minnesota Landscape arboretum! A fabulous day taking pictures while my poor family waited around for me to take pictures. 💚

Muddonna is the best. #stpsaints

Listening to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich,” I learned about Lebensraum: German for "living space,” a nationalist concept used by Nazi Germany to justify territorial expansion, particularly eastward, to heavily-populated Europe. The parallels to what’s happening to Gaza today are striking.

freedom to die

My daughter: “What does o-rama mean? Like, glam-o-rama. Or fun-o-rama.” Me: *** My daughter: “Dad?” Me, with my brains dripping out my ears: “🐝💄🧞‍♂️🐶” Pissed off kid: “DAD!!”

“He called on Walmart, the nation’s largest retailer, to ‘EAT THE TARIFFS’ and keep prices down. ‘I’ll be watching, and so will your customers,’ he wrote.” Ah yes, the invisible hand of free trade, driven by individual choices, leading to a beneficial outcome for society as a whole. 🏆

A fun activity with your kids is to build the RV from Breaking Bad.

My rating for the US has fallen from "live there I guess if you're white" to "don't"

David really feeling luxury today.

Spellling at the Fine Line. 💜

This Mother’s Day, remember not to transcribe Chat GPT’s end-of-message, clarifying question into your mother’s card.

Hey evil. What’s new?

New video here! youtu.be/g1tNzaxHmsM

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Big ups to the mystery fren who left a tire repair kit on my desk. 💚

This jackass runs to Fox News to complain about crime in #SaintPaul shut down his restaurant which offers a $68 rib-eye steak and $4 steak sauce. Again, four dollars. Steak sauce. Four fucking dollars for a side of sauce. Fuck this jackass and his bougie shithole moneypit. Good riddance you wart.

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

Freeway merger: I'm going to drive my car onto this freeway. Minnesotan: You can go to hell when you die. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...

Real tweet time:

Hold the fucking phone. What.

What do looking for a job, accessing your veterans benefits, and renewing your driver's license have in common? They're all easier to do in Minnesota thanks to your feedback. Discover how MNIT's commitment to rapid innovation elevates the experience. mn.gov/mnit/media/b...

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

Mood

It’s ridiculous how much butter you can hide and a grilled cheese sandwich.

This weekend! St. Paul #FarmersMarket is OPEN despite the Kellogg Bridge closure. They’ve partnered with Metro Transit to provide visitors free rides on select days. They're offering an #EBT deal: 10 EBT dollars gets you an extra $20 in market bucks! stpaulfarmersmarket.com #saintpaul

…bigly deal maker! Genius negotiator! Killer trade instinct!Unmatchable prowess in political gymnastics! Tchotchkes charmer! Art of the deal! Leverage ninja! Master of puppets! Supply-chain Sauron!Crack strategizer…

Surprising!