I never remember my dreams but last night I dreamt I'd bought a box of yellow jackets from Home Depot, placed it on a neighbor's doorstep, and shot at it from a distance, indiscriminately releasing hundreds of angry yellow jackets onto unsuspecting neighbors.

Not Argentina LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!

Just said "expresso" unintentionally and a great wave of shame washed over me.

Methamphetamine enthusiasts, flock cameras are a rich source of copper.

I always suspected Graham Platner was an undercover Republican.

Damn. Not a good time to be Mexican American. Good thing I'm Norwegian! LET'S GO NORWAAAAYYYYY

MEXICO.... NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO NORWAAAAYYYYY!!!! Haaland, what a legend.

i like how every time norway scores the guys get a ride on Haaland

Imagine... If it happened today On the Fourth of July On the United States' 250th What a celebration there'd be Not just here But all around the world

Mexicans will call a beer "La Cerveza Mas Fina" and it's just Corona.

World Cup camera operators' favorite part of the game is the end so they can get that ultra close-up of players crying after a loss.

LET'S FUCKING GO USAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GO MEXICOOOOOOOO!!!!!

For my high school homies that still think they're young, keep this in mind: Millennials are now in their forties.

The world’s first trillionaire took away our Ebola response capacity, gave us screwworms, hollowed out our government so he could pay less taxes, and condemned millions of the world’s most vulnerable people to death.

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.

Passed a bunch of real tough dudes on motorcycles occupying the entirety of the interstate this morning. I got to the front of their cool formation in my bitch ass 2013 Ford Edge when the lead motorists fanned out to prevent my passage. Sorry man but this is my exit and I don't want your smooches.

At what age is it cool to start using a hiking stick on a mild San Diego hike? Or even double hiking sticks, like some sort of dry land cross-country skier.

Dudes with constant wet and oily hair, I'm sorry no one has been honest with you about this, your hair is gross.

Streaming services love making it harder to get to the things you use most so they can push some new poorly conceived feature that nobody asked for.

Saw a reply to this thread saying "what's cool is all these problems are solved by abolishing ICE" and... no, no they are not. Abolishing ICE doesn't even abolish CBP. But also the massive data/privacy issues Wyden is talking about have implications far beyond even the worst 3-letter agencies.

I feel like swipe text peaked in the early to mid 2010s and has just consistently gotten worse from there. you'd think with ai and everything it would be getting better but my phone can't even tell when I'm trying to type "don't"

Do these things in old hotels actually work or are they for decoration at this point?

You ever been so drunk you feel like Max Payne?

Magic hour at Costco is excellent. I saw two non-executive members get turned away as I waltzed right on in and that shit was so satisfying.

Cool distraction. Can we return our attention to releasing the files yet?

Glad I got screenshots of all the people blaming the far left.

What happened today is a horrible tragedy. Nobody deserves this, especially not innocent kids who are just trying to get through their school day. I hope the 3 kids who were hurt end up ok along with the rest of the students at Evergreen High School.

If 'Continue Watching' isn't the top component and selected by default when I log in, your streaming service, as a whole, is ass.

How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?

What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg.

Stanley Kubrick made shit films.

The lady screaming at the Padres vs Giants game is literally ruining my life right now.

If you remember this song I hope your check ups are up to date. youtu.be/x4maoo4A3x4?...

Don't take advice from anyone who applies filters to pictures of their kids.

Where are your old friends who once tried to MLM you at now?

They had a beer tasting stand set up at the Creed show tonight and I tasted so many beers before they finally told me they were non-alcoholic. I now understand why they don't allow weapons in the venue.

How joyless life must be for those whose every waking thought is about either sports or politics, when they engage in neither.

During your vasectomy, if your surgeon and her assistant are both women, you're definitely going to feel it.

Just finished Ryan Trahan's 50 States in 50 Days series and I am affected. I'm losing such a wholesome part of my day that I've looked forward to each day for almost 2 months.

Thank you Ryan Trahan for the amazing 50 states in 50 days series. I watched every day since day one. Knowing today is the last episode feels like I'm losing a part of my life, but then I realize the amazing work everyone did in raising over 11 million dollars for St. Jude. #RyanTrahan #Joyride

Do actual Latinos use the term Latinx? High school homies, please illuminate me.

Nobody's as excited as I am to see Superman. That's mostly because nobody is excited to see Superman.

NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“

There were more police casualties during the Jan 6th insurrection than there have been during the past week of protests in LA.

My old boss used to say "I don't get drunk, I get handsome" and that will stick with me forever.