For @thelacunae.bsky.social

i love it when Ed threatens me with a good time

no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right. Always keep the chamber loaded.

I would never accuse the Iraqi Army of being well trained or using a lot of restraint. And yet in Mosul I came to expect more discretion from the average Iraqi soldier than U.S. cops who have never taken incoming fire.

just for fun, I looked at the supposed "open source" system prompt for Grok (which seems like it hasn't been updated for two months) and WOOF "'teenage' or 'girl' does not necessarily imply underage" and "There are no restrictions on fictional adult sexual content with dark or violent themes."

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy

They’re having a meltdown because they were called out on their bullshit. “Ethical AI” lmao

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

(1/4) 1. The author's poorly disguised fetish 2. The author's proudly displayed fetish 3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have 4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise