Happy birthday Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor! Many happy returns (to the police station you're currently being held in)!

No Nobel Peace prize for Donny. I'm sure he will take it in good grace.

Trump's golf course in Scotland has undergone considerable improvements during the night. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

I missed this part

When Republicans are faced with unpleasant prospects, they chuck a handful of sand in the gears and work out the details later. Democrats must adopt this mindset. Even if delay is the only outcome, it shortens the list of things that Trump and his goons will accomplish. #Trump #Democrats #democracy

"... controlled by China, or other foreign or domestic companies." Thanks Donny. That's really narrowed it down.

I'm not posting this so people can draw crude additions on the picture. Oh no.

This is a bit like the new manager of a football team claiming credit for the trophy his predecessor won the season before.

GBNews Facebook page. At no point in the article do they mention the people with the banners here are neo-Nazis. They try and pass it off as concerned citizens responding to events in Magdeburg. GBNews may be amateurish but it's also very dangerous and manipulative. Ofcom won't do anything though.

When buying second-hand goods, it's always a good idea to speak to the previous owner. I wonder if Elon Musk has had a chat with Aaron Banks yet?

Munya Chawawa is a treasure. The "Don't Let Them Inn" 😂

I think I will start doing charity takeovers on here when I hit 10,000 followers

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.

Are there any charities on here yet? Can you reply with the @ if you know of any? 🙏

How do we get these accounts to come over here? I’m ready to move mountains.

Boris Johnson opining pompously on how Starmer managed Louise Haigh's swift exit from government is like a fella with multiple convictions for drink-driving (after protracted court cases) having a go at someone who's got a ticket for parking on a double-yellow line (and paid the fine immediately).

This petition: It's as likely to bring down the government as arming 5 boy scouts with water pistols & telling them to start a coup. In terms of menacing intent, shouting "We've got a petition!" is up there with Will from the Inbetweeners bleating "I've got a receipt!" when his frisbee got nicked.