Well shit. Wife and i were just talking about Van der beek yesterday on our drive. Joyce Kilmer rest stop on 95 took us down that rabbit hole. Well damn

Congrats to @minakimes.bsky.social

2 of the camps we were looking into sold out in under 20 mins (we got into one, not the other) Ridiculous

Summer camp sign ups started at 6 pm tonight. People are fucking crazy

Le sigh

The number should be wearing JNCO’s.

Ok Marylanders, I’ve done my part to make sure we don’t get hammered with snow.

We’ve known for 3 mins he stepped out and they are just looking at it?

The fuck you say???

The depth and subtext can be extremely substantial, if one knows what to look for. I didn’t realize everyone wasn’t raised this way until I was in my late teens due to my ‘education’ from the TN side. But like a muscle, I don’t get to use it as often anymore but I bet my warning klaxons still work

Tilly doesn’t quite understand the purpose of putting her bed in front of the fire place

Darnold leaves with a 41-6 lead. The team has 106 net passing yards

Writing on the internet is awful, either: Everyone is using AI to populate their site Scrapers are being used too often Writing ability in adults is severely stunted Or Middle schoolers are possibly the authors/editors of over half the internet Instead, subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social

This is making the stress go away. My native Buffalonian wife feels very differently

I ask again: Has anyone in the history of the world ever replied START to a political text asking for money after unsubscribing?

Fucking wild youtu.be/1RPoymt3Jx4?...

WTF?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social In case you aren’t way out in front of this.

Just told my kids: You can tell french bulldogs from english bulldogs by looking at how skinny their bodies are. The french bulldogs are skinnier from all cigarettes they smoke. Never stop teaching/learning

Wait….are the Panthers the NFL’s South Carolina Gamecocks?

Hmm, it’s 45 out. How long can i sit out in the garage before i’m willing to hear the word ‘bro’ again?

House full of middle schoolers. No doubt that adolescence is here.

Cignetti looks like his should be walking around with his hand like this

Same but dog, and instead of 3 feet in the air, she looked at me expectantly to see if I wanted to play before groaning and putting her head back down.

Can you imagine if the 6th best team in the ACC wins the Championship?

Sms texting from a flip phone

@coachfinstock.bsky.social carsandbids.com/auctions/9XP...

Why does it now take 2-3 weeks to get prescription glasses. Used to be you could go to lens crafters at the mall, get sorted, hit up Waxie Maxie’s (later Sam Goodie), grab a bite, then pick up your new specs We used to be a proper country

This is correct. This is also a dog

I think this is 98% correct. Certain things can be ruined via mixing when better and less expensive alternatives exist. Think - 25-year old scotch and coke, instead of makers/jack etc. i guess that makes it more a cost/benefit equation than anything. Ice in your whiskey? Fine Water? Fine Enjoy

This was the greatest winter of my life. We shoveled snow for ski money, had movie marathons, got up to plenty of snowy shenanigans, and basically missed a month of school. I was the perfect age for real fun and stupid fun with minimal responsibilities

2 equally embarrassing options: Tore bicep tendon in right arm pushing a bag under the seat in front of me on a plane (person in front had places school books there) Tore bicep tendons in left arm tossing wet grass clippings with a shovel Bonus: chef’s knife to the bone removing an avocado pit

I saw this in our chips cabinet and thought: Has Poison ever licensed Unskinny Bop for a commercial for this, which would be a home run, by the way. Or has Bret Micheals always refused because he is under the mistaken impression that Unskinny Bop is ‘art’ and doesn’t want to ‘cheapen’ it?

Pretty amazing how comfortable (tolerable) 25 degrees can seem when it’s no longer windy

Me, every week when Tee was in college

My daughter spent 3 mins complaining she couldn’t find the remote. I made her look for it and timed her. She found it in 45 seconds, EIGHTEEN INCHES IN FRONT OF WHERE SHE WAS SITTING, RIGHT ON THE COFFEE TABLE. She’s now mad at me Welcome to the teenage years, Slec.

Live look at this administration’s decision making process

Except: The plan is to use tax dollars to then skim or out right hand everything to the Trump family. We must toss out logic

I’m still kinda mad that I am not currently rooting for Dabo to have Mayo dumped on him.

MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE plz RT for awareness

One day work weeks are trippy

Ahh yes. High anxiety related to work. There you are old friend, i haven’t seen you for a week.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

#2 meal at McDonald’s was $2.99, $3.14 including taxes. I was actually explaining old school sms texting to my kids last night, they thought I was lying. I told them these were all examples that we used to a proper country, Rodger’s example hit home even harder

ATTICUS SAPPINGTON ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

Well, this is very different from the more benign option of ‘warfarin that is difficult to control due to diet and lifestyle’

And over to CNN for the first time this year Yep, Andy Cohen is hammered and accusing Anderson Cooper of having gone to puppet school. Brandy is in her Missy Elliot clothing phase. I like where this is going