The club scene in "But I'm A Cheerleader" walked so the club scene in "Heated Rivalry" could run

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Every time I'm in A Situation™ the urge to find an affordable RV to live in with my four-legged children so we can live quite literally wherever I want grows stronger

The problem with being bisexual is that Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji are both incredibly hot and if I ever ran into them in public I would simply melt into a puddle. Thankfully I live in the Midwest and they're about to be the first couple of NYC so I'm safe.

Starting to think Dan Kelly's ghost put a curse on the Blues for laying off his son

So I'm recently single and it is 150000% by choice so I swear to every deity of every religion, if anyone tries to change that within the next year and a half /MINIMUM/, I will squirt you with a Super Soaker continuously until you run away. (Probably showing this post to my therapist next week lol)

"ItS aBoUt ThE cOnTeXt" The context does not make what he said any less horrendous

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

The only bad news announced today.

God I miss when the news was just "coming up next, why your children shouldn't watch SpongeBob" and it's just now-former KMOV anchor Larry Connors calling SpongeBob a faggot

Gun violence is one of our nation's greatest challenges and no one should have to face their end in a such a horrible, violent way.

What kind of analytic data does Spotify give to artists? Is Myra fully aware that there is one 33-year-old man that bumps her hit 2001 song "Miracles Happen (When You Believe)" from The Princess Diaries soundtrack on his drive home from work every day?

*googles "signs my cat imprinted on me"* *It's just a list of behaviors that my cat is actively doing right now*

Alien: *develops class consciousness* Me: And that was "Josie and the Pussycats" starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey.

Me, singing to my black cat: 🎶 Hold me closer, tiny panther 🎶 My partner: It's Tony Danza.

Stoners with dyscalculia rise up 204 blaze it

My favorite part of The Little Mermaid 2 is how Louis the chef not only immediately recognizes Sebastian after over a decade, but it's still on sight after all these years

Rest in peace Andy Kauffman you would have loved Nathan Fielder

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to the Edmonton Oilers for not knowing how to match an offer sheet, and to the Boston Bruins for firing Jim Montgomery.

Happy 314 Day to my fellow St. Louisans! The unique culture, unbeatable food, and the incredible communities we've built more than deserve to be celebrated today and every day. (And for those of you who aren't deeply traumatized by math like I am, Happy Pi Day!)

This never gets old. Ever.

To whomever left this in the teen section of the library where I work: You have a LOT of talent. Keep it up.

What if they were trying so hard to get rid of Saad so they can retire #20 for Steen? #STLBlues

Idk why it's called seaweed when it doesn't get you high at all

Watching the Pokémon anime on my lunch break and every time Jigglypuff sings someone to sleep all my insomniac ass can think is "I wish Pokémon were real"

Goddamn Flav I love you more and more every day

The existence of scurvy makes me so grateful that fruit actually tastes really fucking good. Like yes what scurvy does to the body is horrible, but all I gotta do to prevent it is munch on nature's candy every now and then? I'm sold.

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

A bishop preaching: "Hey, maybe consider doing these things that Jesus did, like being nice to other people." The literal president of the United States: "Wow, what a bitch."

I have conversations with my chiropractor the way a lot of my femme friends have conversations with their manicurist

It’s been inspiring to see everyone come together for LA,,, but there’s one community I need to highlight. Not enough is being done for the black families after the LA fires. Ive partnered up with GoFundMe and the BMAC to create ONE main GoFundMe campaign to immediately help those in need. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Melissa at Cousin Paul's in STL has been doing pay what you can tattoos for the trans community all day. I just spent the last few hours in a room full of trans people, including my partner and some friends. The community vibes in that shop were amazing. Thank you for thinking of us today, Melissa.

I’ll be posting this today

America Defeats America theonion.com/america...

Tell me EVERYTHING without telling…

Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of the 21st century.

Okay we've proven how good we are at outdoor games, can we get a Stadium Series appearance now please? 🥰

St. Louis is now undefeated in three Winter Classics. They have scored at least four goals in each game. They have beaten the Blackhawks in each city’s baseball stadiums.

Indoor, outdoor, doesn’t matter — it’s always a great day when the Blues beat the living hell out of the Blackhawks.

NHL: we’re gonna market the winter classic all around Connor Bedard and nobody else but Connor Bedard. St Louis Blues:

Two goals through 40 minutes of action in your 1,000th game! Have yourself a #WinterClassic, Cam Fowler! 🤩 🇺🇸: @NHL_On_TNT & @SportsonMax ➡️ http://max.com/sports/nhl 🇨🇦: @Sportsnet or stream on Sportsnet+ ➡️ http://watch.sportsnet.ca

Fly the W, Blues fans! #WinterClassic

"Your top five artists are The Most Famous Lesbian of the 2020s™, the badass you saw open for Fall Out Boy two years ago, the same band that's been on your wrapped every year since their first single dropped, the fictional band that defined your childhood, and some guys from Denmark."

When I was growing up my mom had a lot of arbitrary rules and one of them was that we couldn't see a movie based on a book until after we'd read the book It makes me deeply grateful that they didn't make the Wicked movie until I was already an adult

‘Wicked’ officially becomes the highest-grossing musical adaptation of all time at the domestic box office, surpassing ‘Grease.’

Wicked Part 1 (2024)

THIS!!! IS!!! BLUES!!! HOCKEY!!!!!!