if you're gonna use she/her for me please use it with same fearful tone that sailors uttering their final words before a sea monster consumes them would use

Well-meaning ally, seeing "any/all pronouns": Any is such a cool person! I'm so glad I'm friends with all.

maybe have a read of this and then youll calm down www.theseahorsetrust.org/seahorse-fac...

riddle me this batman, how much of my life am i going to spend thinking of unique secure strong passwords

me: *opening the door to my shit bedroom* and this…. is where the magic happen’t

hate when i go to a shop for a specific thing and they dont have it 😤 really throws me off has me thinking things like “does poundland sell carabiners?”

there is something wrong with me

my “i believe in straight divorce” tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tshirt

hey umberto ii of italy when were you king?

im not a fan of gendered products in shops “this conditioner is for MEN” ok but i can see there being room in my heart for a product thats exploring its own gender expression, not to put others in boxes but to decide for itself what it wants to be anyway masc pizza

@rubiks2209.bsky.social made you a new pfp

not naming names but some of u would do anything for this

pickle time. if you can even believe it

bitches will see the ice at the bottom of your glass and say “are you gonna eat that?” and not even wait for an answer it’s me, im bitches

Mamma Mia! (2008) Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev

on the one hand im v glad i read ‘everything is tuberculosis’ bc its a great book but on the other hand ive had a cough for 2 days and the health paranoia creature in my brain wont shut up like

this is me btw

I really love making small art. Drawing on painted postcard 6” x 4” Mixed media Thanks for looking #drawing #illustration #artist #streetart #artwork #painting #lowbrow #retrogaming #nintendo #gameboy #dmg001 #dmg #otaku #videogames #retro

Someone recognised me in a store while my producer and I were looking for Muppet making equipment. Mentioning it here so you're all equally spoiled on why the video is taking so long

I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever

Missed Connection: I was in a dilapidated mansion. You were behind me in the mirror. But when I turned around you were gone

NONBINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU ANDROGYNY NONBINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU GENDER CONFORMITY NONBINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU ANDROGYNY NONBINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU GENDER CONFORMITY NONBINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU ANDROGYNY NONBINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU GENDER CONFORMITY

if i had a nickel for every time i randomly saw josh widdicombe in public, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

hewwo bskies heres things i like, if you like them too then waow! whats it like having great taste 🩷💛🩵 long term faves 🩷 sims 4 🩷 escape rooms 🩷 stardew valley 🩷 board games 🩷 will wood 🩷 hermitcraft 🩷 taz balance 🩷 undertale 🩷 a short hike 🩷 penelope scott 🩷 mdwap 🩷 musical theatre 🩷 ttrpgs

Introduce yourself with: One book 📚 — More than this by Patrick Ness One movie 🎥 — Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper One album 💿 — The Normal Album by Will Wood One TV show 📺 — Phineas and Ferb One game 🎮 — A Short Hike