jarvis unrust my guitar strings

shoutout to my procrastination cos i dont change my guitar strings for 2 years and forget how

all you need to know is i am CRUSHING IT in fire emblem right now

having to convince my goblin brain that building a 3rd cedh deck is not 'self care'

you guys say sitting in all day smoking like its a bad thing. idk man 1000 years ago they'd be calling me the oracle or somethin

anyone else sleep for 20 hours or was that just me

im being very normal about the life is strange announcement i swear

face laser day open.spotify.com/track/4mw8Lo...

get my first blocker jag tomorrow pray4me

just slept for 15 hours bruh

everyones been real chill about spoilers nd i only finally finished stranger things. im so sad but i also thought it was good

starting spiro in a couple weeks

yakuza substory music starts playing when i walk in the room

hanging out with me is like a filler episode where your character calls in sick to get high and play mario party

my new years resolution is to vanish

working xmas eve and boxing day someone shoot me

nobody deserves to see their alarm go off at 4am especially me

not now babe im 2 rolls away from a pity pull in my gacha game

new devastating shutdown you can use: 'quit bein a fuckin square buddy'

boomers millenials gen z it doesnt really matter, people can be really fucking annoying regardless of age

is this a bad time to say i switched from spotify to deezer

sunday 10pm finish fml

im worried that the baby thinks people can't change

dont make eye contact with me at the party or I'll start telling you every company is just a subsidary for a larger conglomerate in every facet of your life

10pm finish tonight goddamn

if getting too stoned to make food was an Olympic sport they would ban my ass for being trans

why are so many homies deleting their accounts? 😭 come back

do we got tamagotchis in vapes yet or what ?

just spent 20 mins scraping my grinder for a last hurrah smoke and then knocked it off the table

goood mornin ppl open.spotify.com/track/63yoRZ...

girl who argues about the stack in magic to gain additional time to roll a smoke

just homebrew'd my 2ds allll by myself. i am hackergirl

explaining i use android to run modded versions of all the apps that think i have premium at dinner to break the ice

controversial but i miss phones having buttons

10pm finish on a sunday rip me

started poke z-a, did this mf npc just walk over and make me wear a trilby?? bruh

someone talk me out of buying the last Japanese promo card for the mtg manga 😭

i officially ran out of funnies sue me

took a week off for my brains sake

i would simply like for it all to stop please

ayyyy lmao

umm so when im ill and i get baked, instead of feeling baked it sorta just turns off all my symptoms for an hour supwithdat

had to cancel all my weekend plans cos im ill so now im ill AND mad