10pm finish tonight goddamn

if getting too stoned to make food was an Olympic sport they would ban my ass for being trans

why are so many homies deleting their accounts? 😭 come back

do we got tamagotchis in vapes yet or what ?

just spent 20 mins scraping my grinder for a last hurrah smoke and then knocked it off the table

feelin reaaaal sorry for myself today gang

simbsons fortbnite

goood mornin ppl open.spotify.com/track/63yoRZ...

girl who argues about the stack in magic to gain additional time to roll a smoke

just homebrew'd my 2ds allll by myself. i am hackergirl

nah i dont want money just lights and noises for me

support group for tgirlies who lose their guy group whilst transitioning :(

having 2 new games at the same time has me stunlocked rn ngl

explaining i use android to run modded versions of all the apps that think i have premium at dinner to break the ice

slept in and missed my laser appointment :(

cant talk. playing phone game

controversial but i miss phones having buttons

10pm finish on a sunday rip me

started poke z-a, did this mf npc just walk over and make me wear a trilby?? bruh

someone talk me out of buying the last Japanese promo card for the mtg manga 😭

i officially ran out of funnies sue me

took a week off for my brains sake

i would simply like for it all to stop please

ayyyy lmao

umm so when im ill and i get baked, instead of feeling baked it sorta just turns off all my symptoms for an hour supwithdat

had to cancel all my weekend plans cos im ill so now im ill AND mad

im (47%) likely to make you listen to takyon - death grips unprompted

im so excited for kiwami 3, HD kiryu just actually chilling and enjoying life on a beach for a bit

got the cold (L) but also started hades for the first time (W)

for mono red burn solphim is still my fav commander. all timer

imagine getting stoned with me and im just sitting there like :D

adding my entire friendlist to a group chat named '🏳️‍⚧️🎉' and leaving

thinking about how to come out to irls. realising how the scottish accent doesnt lend well to saying "am trans m8"

KIWAMI 3 YEAAAAAA

STEEL BALL RUN TRAILER RAAAAAA

when i die i want you to weekend at bernies my ass to recreate jeff hardys entrance at my funeral ok dont freak out

its ordered lmao

do something productive or start a 4th playthrough of cyberpunk? hmmmmm

someone convince my goblin card brain that i don't need a mtg spiderman box. QUICKLY

*civil unrest* 'how do we fix this fellas?' 'well its simple we turn off the internet' 'aw gee we cant do that boss' 'n whys that?' 'we put all the money on the internet' -your government probably

stg there must be a secret rule when you become a plug to become unreachable at all times

5 months hrt today wahoo 🏳️‍⚧️

mr. president a 2nd [indian curry] has hit [my tummy]

hitmonchan is a crazy poke design, like oh u have an electric rat? thats cool my pokemon just throws hands

my brain is permanently making the pokemon low hp noise during this shift

haha check it out, dudes using punctuation, mans over here using correct capitals we abbreviate everything in this town tough guy

how we feeling about urza's glasses ppl? ((im going to do it and lie to the table about what you have))