🪄 “My friend is trans but named herself Greznedge. I wanna be supportive but… seriously- Greznedge?!?!?!!!”

"Come on, you were in there for, like, twenty minutes! You're really making this a bigger deal than it needs to be." Jax wouldn't even try to pursue Ragatha, casually leaning up against the wall. "Besiiiides, cozy, quiet, dark. It must have been nice to chill out! 🎶"

Season 3, episode 2 of Superstore starts with an acoustic rendition of Creep by Radiohead. Gooseworx released a sketch of Jax listening to that song. Both shows take place in St. Louis, Missouri. What does this tell us? I don't know. Something, maybe.

Wonder if Pomni never takes off her hat, because she's bald under there. That would be hilarious.

still not feeling the best. i scribbled these this morning before taking a nap lol

You know, people always wonder how I came up with the name Jax. Well, it all started when I inherited leadership of a biker gang when my father died.

It's a Jax Juke. You think she's awake, but she's actually going right back to bed. Get juked.

"C'moooon, Rags, how can you NOT be a joke? You're a whimpering ragdoll. You're pretty much the opposite of serious." She'd sling an arm around Ragatha's shoulder, treating this teasing as no big deal. "Am I supposed to take you seriously after sleeping in a cage? It's funny!"

Holy shit, Pomni, we gotta make out crazy style.

anyway pomni and jax live happily ever after and make out all the time and that IS canon

Writer was dragged off to go drinking with their brother, so that means drunk Jax. Wowie.

"Rest in peace, Juni. Guess we gotta start digging the grave."

// Jax going to be an absolute devil with Pomni because she's FUCKED UP and EVIL. 😈😈😈

"Ugh, I can't figure out how your stuffing works. It's less fun if getting wet doesn't give you mold. Still!~" They'd grab Ragatha as tight as they could, torpedo'ing her into the lake. "If you say so!"

You heard me.

Whenever life is tough, you always got to know to Jax it up.

Like the movie? RAMPAGE, RAMPAAAAGE!

Grabbing lunch with Gangle, just to see if that makes Pomni jealous... Could be hilarious.

// I'm just saying, Jax chose to be the Australian extremist personally. Buddy was fuming from the word go, and she wasn't even friends with Pomni yet.

(🃏)Jealous Pomni is so canon to me after she decided to lean into being EVIL just to appeal to Jax in the gun adventure btw (And Jax definitely did the same after seeing how she reacted to Gummigoo and no one can convince me otherwise)

... There's no way that actually fucking worked. It was so... Ridiculous. It actually made Jax's skin crawl a little. Regardless, she'd shake herself back to lucidity. "Hey, Rags. How about you apologize for being so rude, yeah?"

— ooc || coughs ( #tadcrp )

Caine more like Gayne. [Attempting to pull off one of those breakdancing moves where she jumps over one of her legs. She's failed. Face-plant.]

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

"Ragatha, can it." She'd snap her fingers, throwing an expectant glance towards the ragdoll. May as well try- "God, imagine if anyone else heard you say that. They'd think you're possessed."

Oh, that's good. I'm Rizznedge now. That's my nickname.

When they fuck up the gift. Rizznedge is so fucked now.

God, there really is no better name than Greznedge. It covers every base. It's trendy, it's edgy, really rolls off the tongue... I'm so smart.

Don't worry, Zooble. We'll get you that year-long subscription to Partender.

(🃏)*Belches because I'm very ladylike (I'm not)*

Caine, can you somehow get Jon Taffer into the circus? I want him to do a Bar Rescue on Zooble's place. Don't worry, I'll sabotage their place to make him yell louder. 🎶

You guys think Pomni's nose honks if you squeeze it? Kaufmo's didn't, but you know what they say, second time's the charm.

"Hot enough for you, Rags? That sweat's gonna totally mess with all your stuffing! How's about a dip in the lake to cool off? 🎶"

Jax, being annoying as always #funnybunny

Why couldn't Caine have been Monokuma instead? That could have been hilarious.

Good morning, USA. Think I'm going to do an American Dad-esque intro for everyone in the circus, every day. You guys better line up for it. Zooble, you salute me. Gangle, you slap a peace sign on my back. Pomni, you pull it off and give me a gun. Ragatha, you flip me my car keys.

Welp, Ragatha is now trapped in a cage with a blanket over it. Maybe to save consistency between worlds, or maybe because her writer thinks it’s still funny (which I still do), she had actually slept in the cage over night.

What if Ragatha was called Uglygatha? Same thing.

It's a Jax morning. It's about to be your problem.

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Rolling their eyes, Jax would toss the blanket off, glaring at Ragatha from the other side of the gate. "Don't be such a draaaama queen, jeez. What, you wanna go on a walk, or something?"

Leaning against the wall, arms folded behind their head, Jax couldn't help but chuckle. "Not tired, Rags? Maybe if you ask nice, I'll give you some playtime in the light. Doesn't that sound real nice?"

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In between Jax's giggling fits, they couldn't help but notice. It was... Actually doing something? "Pfff, c-c'mon, there's no way that's ACTUALLY working, right? You're not really tired?" There's no way they were going to get away with this. Not again...

Sometimes I go to the Spudsy's supply closet to do shots of stupid sauce and think about what would happen if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went to college.

With a grating chuckle, Jax would toss a thick blanket over the grate to the cage, blocking out all the light. "Shhhhh. It's fake night-time now. We'll work on that attitude after your nap. 🎶"