“Ah okay….in case you’re wondering, I was a live birth.”

): “You’re not happy with me. Clearly I’m not good enough!!”

D:< How dare he be unhappy when his daughter is here- She drops him.

🪽……. “Do you need something Mr Miller?”

“I didn’t do it!!!”

“….Huh??” She’s been a bit out of the loop-

🪽 She moved to lay down next to her, covering her with the heated blanket. She wrapped her wings and arms around her, pulling her close. “Don’t worry…. I’ll stay here til you feel better…”

“Uhhhhh…. I’ve seen many faces but yours is the one I like looking at the most-“ She’s not really good at this but she will try!

🪽 “Ahhhh…” She leaves and returns with a heated blanket. “Want me to lay down with you?”

“….No? What? Did you?”

“Oh god…. I would never should my face in public again if Velvette uploaded my baby pics to Sinstagram”

“Wow. Not gonna lie, that’s pretty creepy….”

“No you’re not! You have me remember?” Picks up the imp dad, purring happily.

“Yes!!! Tall ladies!!” Like father like daughter

“…Do I even want to know the context??”

X For Orchid Drop a ❤️ and I’ll answer First impression Would We Hang Out? Romantic or Platonic Attraction? Would I Date You? Cuddles? Would I kiss/slap/hug you? X

X I wish Vortex was a woman :( I need me a sapphic love triangle of hellhounds X

X Hi yall I noticed a lot of canon characters have followed me. Thank you so much for giving my ocs a chance. I wanna share some other oc accounts that could use your love too :) X @businessesimp.bsky.social @jadedsharknimp.bsky.social @ofprimordialism.bsky.social @hellademons.bsky.social

X Comment which muse you’d like :) X

X Crazy how the Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss fandom can excuse male murderers, bigots, and abusers but draws the line at women having flaws X

X All the female characters in Helluva/Hazbin are misunderstood babygirls and all the male characters are irredeemable b*tches you can’t change my mind /JK X

X Wild how the Hazbin Hotel fandom is both full of sapphics yet also really misogynistic X

“They say we have microplastics in our bodies but Velvette’s a doll so her entire body is plastic. Does that mean she has microflesh inside of her??”

😒 “What do you want? Creep…”

Ear flicks. “…..Can I help you sir?”

X For Orchid (FYI if your character is a man Orchid will immediately divorce and take everything 🤪) X

X For Orchid (FYI if your character is a man Orchid will immediately divorce and take everything 🤪) X

🐍 “Of course I want to. What kind of wife would I be if I didn’t take care of my amazing husband.” She kisses his cheek. “Go sit at the table. I’ll make you something nice”

“Yes they are. They’re great in anything. Cake. Ice Cream. Cocktails”

“Ohhhh…. I’m a fan of strawberries myself”

She happily follows. “I’ll get the strawberries! I love anything with strawberries”

“Something alcoholic. A fruity cocktail? Or maybe we can have some of that wine dad and I stole a while back”

“Eh…..knowing Raine she’ll just try to eat the board pieces…” She hums. “Wanna get a drink?”

“Hmmm…. No. I don’t wanna go anywhere….” She flops on her, now nomming on her horn-

🤨 “The hell is that supposed to mean??”

Nom nom “Can we do something? I’m boooorrrrreeeeeddd”

“Of course I am! Was there ever any doubt??”

@hellademons.bsky.social Noms on Slasher’s tail- She wants Ma’s attention

“Agreed”

X Stolen~ X

X Stolen~ X

O_O She’s staying far away from her-

🪽 “I heard of daddy issues but are…. Son issues a thing?”

Her ear flicked, picking up on the sound. “Hm” She continued walking, assuming it was just a curious critter that meant no harm. Though she could smell that there was an odd scent in the air.

🪽 Flies over to her. “Are you alright dear?”

“Nope! Actually-“ She pulls out a bag of cookies. “I made these for you. To say thanks for helping me with my possessed phone

Don’t mind Orchid popping in for a visit. “Hello there stranger”

🪽 “….Is the king alright?”

🪽 “…..Oh god no-“

@ofprimordialism.bsky.social Orchid was walking through the woods. It was an unfamiliar area so she didn’t know the terrain well. She enjoyed the atmosphere though. She always thought woods were calming.