X Yoinked from Orchid’s dad!! X

X Alastor redesigns that give him gray skin are so ugly you can’t change my mind X

X Shout out to Helluva Boss for being the first fandom where “women can be abuse victims too” is a hot take X

X Are we as a society finally ready to admit that Brandon Rogers is just as problematic as Vivziepop and that he isn’t some innocent baby that needs to be saved from her? X

X Random headcanon: All deadly diseases are easily curable in heaven. Jasmine has developed cancer like 4 times but was totally fine after a week lol X

X For Orchid Drop a ❤️ and I’ll answer First impression Would We Hang Out? Romantic or Platonic Attraction? Would I Date You? Cuddles? Would I kiss/slap/hug you? X

“Wow. You actually plan on being civil to her? That’s good to know. Do you think you can convince dad to not freak out around her?”

“Thanks ma. I’ll just make myself a salad. You don’t gotta make extra work for me…”

“Fine. Still, I’ll ask her to bring the gift anyway. Don’t want raindrop feeling left out” She gives her mother a gentle nuzzle. “I was thinking we could meet up for lunch. What should I cook for us? I know dad would probably want some steak but what would you like?”

“Oh no, I want Raine to meet her too…. She promised to bring you all gifts….” She smiled at her. “You’re not gonna go all crazy and threaten her right?”

@hellademons.bsky.social @businessesimp.bsky.social “Ma, Dad, may I please invite my girlfriend over so you can meet her?”

😒 “Dad and ma are so overprotective-“

😑 “We’re not getting married yet- at least meet the gal before you make judgements-“

“Oh Ma” 😒 Must she be overprotective?

….. “Wow….that is a lot of hearts-“ (She wasn’t paying attention to what the moth was singing)

“Eh. You don’t got to give them anything. But if you insist- they like wine and weapons-“ She kisses her cheek. “And you’ll also meet my lil sister Raine!”

“Hmmm… how about next week? We can meet them for lunch. Nothing too formal. And I technically have a lot of adoptive parental figures… but we can meet them another time…” She happily nuzzles her.

“Uh actually, I was thinking we should visit to meet them. They might feel more comfortable that way.” She turns around so she’s facing her. “My dad likes demons who have class and good hygiene. As for my mom…. I uh, actually don’t know what she likes besides guns and horses-“

“Eh. If they don’t like you they’ll just have to get over it. I’m not a little girl anymore. And as for when you should meet them..… uh, what date works best for you? I don’t wanna bother you in case you have other plans….” Poor bun was always worried that she was being an annoyance….

“Well uh you see… I was just thinking…with us getting more serious and all…” She sighed. “I want you to meet my family….”

“No…you don’t got to worry about me. I can take care of myself.” She gently kisses her hand. “Fleur…. We should talk…”

Loud happy purrs. She gives one of her hands a squeeze, enjoying her presence. “Sorry…. I hope I’m not being too clingy….”

@mondfleur.bsky.social Nuzzles her. Bun wants attention.

Appears 🐇

X Ngl I would probably ask if Orchid hated me for putting her and her family through so much trauma- X

“….Is this really news worthy?”

….. “You uh…. You good there Mr Alastor?”

//since I'm active here again may as well start posting bandwagons.

🪽!?!?!?!! “….Good evening your highness” Her ears are ringing.

😒 “Fine, I’ll do the negotiations. You just…. Drink and take care of rule breakers. Okay?”

0//////////0 “I’m your pretty Orchid? That’s a new one. And to answer your question, I am doing very well” She purrs, moving to nuzzle her. “How about you, my lady?”

Immediately appears 🐇

She purrs back, nuzzling her. “You treat me so well… I’m so lucky to have you”

“Well, you don’t have to dumb yourself around me. I love intelligent woman” ^_^

🐙 “Don’t tell anyone I said this but the imp in charge of that assassination company is kinda hot-“

More biting. “Be nice! She’s family. We take care of each other!” She picks him up. “Come on, we should have a chat with the radio demon”

“Good. Cause I will hesitate to do some very very very bad things to you if you hurt my dad or any of my step parents” OwO She may look like a plush toy but she is very feisty-

😒 She proceeds to bite his tail. “Enough. Be nice to Auntie Jade- or else I’m telling Miss Jane-“

^_^ “He could make a radio broadcast for all of hell to hear. Plus, with him around, we won’t have to worry about loan sharks trying to mess with us”

Well, for starters Orchid will be under the radio demon’s protection. And perhaps they can convince him…. To help promote their hotel… 👀

Okay papa imp before you get mad- Think about the potential benefits of having the radio demon as an ally.

Well long story short…. Alastor wants to be Orchid’s new dad…..

🤢 Okay first of all, ew- Second- he has bigger things to worry about at the moment-

“If you say so… but please be aware. I love them too and I don’t want you hurting them out of jealousy” She moved to gently nuzzle the radio demon.

Hella would what? Fight? Does he even know what’s going on?

She rolled her eyes. “I guess you can. But I should warn ya- I have many protective parental figures. My first adopted dad won’t be pleased when he finds out you also see me as a daughter.”

:0 She closed her eyes and purred loudly. She loves head pets- She giggled. “You really think of me as a daughter? Ha. That’s funny. I assumed like all overlords you didn’t care about anything but yourself…”

“Oh? I never had potatoes for breakfast before. I usually just have smoothies or pancakes. I need something sweet to get through my day in the morning” She nuzzles back, purring. “You know, we should go on a proper date at a restaurant sometime”

“I personally like all fries. At long as they aren’t soggy and are seasoned well. But waffle fries are magic” She happily munched on the fries given to her.

^_^ “Here you go my lady”