🐍 “Eh well, you gotta find a way to convince sinners to come. Booze is one of the best ways to do so. I should know”

🐍 “I prefer the term “smart women”” She lightly hits him with her tail. “I do actually love her by the way. The money is just a bonus”

🐍 “I’m doing great actually! Got a tall beautiful rich girlfriend!”

🐍 “…..You okay there?”

🐍 “You were 27- Dude I’m older than you!!! Do you not realize how crazy that is?!” She tilted her head. “The hell are you talking about? You plan on leaving sh*thole?”

🐍 “Hold up- really? Damn. With the way you acted I assumed you‘ve been here for decades”

🐍 “Come on insect. You’ve been in hell longer than I’ve been alive. Nothing should surprise you at this point”

🐍 She shrugged. “Alright. You’re loss. More for me” She then begins to eat the cigarettes like they were fries-

🐍 “Yeah…. He’s a cat with wings….guess my family and I aren’t the only hybrids down here….”

🐍 “The Hazbin Hotel’s bartender is really cute”

🪽 “Greetings Miss Do Bad…..”

🐍 Cigarettes huh? Cue a certain snake rabbit hybrid appearing. She hands him a pack.

“Oh god above….. what are you planning to do this time?”

“awwww… well, at least I’m here Blue. You wanna maybe do something together?”

“Coming to what?” She said, randomly appearing behind him.

I don’t know. Painting? Baking? Gardening? Those are things I like.

Well…. If that doesn’t work- you could always try a new hobby-

Well…. You could always commit a misdemeanor-

“Oh my god- SHUT UP!!! Some of us having sensitive hearing!”

X Can the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fandom pls stop treating grown ass men as helpless babies X

X Fun fact Orchid’s voice claim also voiced the green M&M Have fun with that information X

X Yeah I’m just gonna say it: I do not care about Alastor and Lucifer’s relationship AT ALL X

X Jasmine used the word “witch” the same way most people in Hazbin/Helluva use b*tch X

🪽 Innocent grandma appears-

* ʜᴀᴢʙɪɴ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ ᴏᴄ * ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ * ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ #hhrp #hazbinhotelrp ♥︎ + ↻

“….Why aren’t you so pink?”

X Would I get canceled if I said nobody would like Blitzø if he was a woman? X

X God I hate the way Blitzø is written in the Helluva Boss shorts he is so annoying X

🪽 >:( “Tell me what you did to Charlie…. Or else I will do some bad things to you….” Was she serious or just playing? Hard to tell-

“…..That doesn’t answer my question flat head”

“….Sorry, who are you again?”

🪽 “….Did you do something to her?”

🪽 “Okay then….if you aren’t Charlie, can you at least tell me where she is?”

🪽 Blink Blink “I….beg your pardon?” She is very confused.

@despicabledobad.bsky.social 🪽 “….Charlie why are you dressed like that?”

🐍 Delilah chuckled. “Awww… did you have too much to drink kitty?”

🐍 “Hey there handsome”

“Ehhh…. Okay I guess….”

She sighs. She continues cooking. It won’t be long now.

🐍 “Funny how the men in hell are ugly while the women are all gorgeous”

“…So potatoes it is!” She begins to wash and slice the potatoes into wedges.

She giggled as she quickly dashed away

🪽 Don’t mind her sitting next to her- The fan suddenly started blowing more wind, reacting to her presence.

🪽 “I miss my rival-“

🪽 “I’m too old for this….”

🪽 She flinched, but nodded. “Yes sir….” She follows them inside, looking nervous.

🪽 “Oh! Uh….hello?” She called, peaking inside. She didn’t fell comfortable stepping in alone.

She begins preparing a salad for herself and some steak for Miller. “You want any sides Dad?”

@businessesimp.bsky.social 🪽 Jasmine appears in front of Avid’s mansion. The Angel tilted her head, confused on how she should get in. Was there a buzzer somewhere?

Orchid gently picks him up. She carries him to the sofa where she lays him down. She kisses his head. “Relax old man. I’ll take care of you”