he's wishing blue the best of luck rescuing charlie and for charlie to get back alive, he's also giving the tv a middle finger even knowing no one on the other side can see it

roars in sea dragon?

“Wait Charlie got arrested? Is it my fault?”

Sabre laughs “I promise, I’m not that drunk, not like Charlie here” he says gesturing to @redeemrainbow.bsky.social

“Oh don’t worry I won’t, I don’t even know if you can swim” he says setting her down, they have arrived. They are now aboard his ship, it was a little cold, but that’s expected. cdn.vectorstock.com/i/1000v/56/2...

“Aye, the water will help ya, it’s an endless sea on the end of pride. The only terf I own” he explained. Also hope she doesn’t mind a certain bunny joining them too

He nods “aye the more the merrier! You can probably help her talk about her negative thoughts. I kinda suck with that department”

“She’s sad and what better way to solve this than have her sailing on a ship! No one is gonna stop me”

“I’m taking Charlie out to stop being sad!” Carries Charlie out the hotel “hope you aren’t scared of the ocean”

“Why don’t we fix that, come on” he picks her up “Vaggi I’m kidnapping your girlfriend for a couple hours!” He calls out

He stops her, grabbing her hand “I think you had enough. Drinking doesn’t solve anything, I personally drink for celebration not sorrow. It doesn’t numb the pain. When I’m sad I try something productive like sparring with my crew or talk about it. Or you can kill your liver, your choice”

"wish my parenting was like his, I suck at it"

he has joined her in the drinking "didn't think you wanna get drunk being the responsible one for the hotel, what has our princess drinking?"

"me and only me!" cuddles and showers her in kisses

he nuzzles her "anything for you my queen"

blinks "uhhh what the pin about? also do you have more?" he has no idea what the pin is about but he thinks it's cool and wants one for himself and for his partners

he's awake with a hangover, trying to get his barring, watching his new shark swim about

“That’s quite a while, why did you two not talk for seven years?” He asked curiously

“How is someone just old enough to drink become a manager of a hotel?? Why isn’t your dad??”

“Remind me how old are you again if you were a human?” He can’t tell

“Maybe because most hellborn and humans don’t age as slowly? I remember when you were a baby” smiles

He kisses back “What can I say I still have my youthful charm~” winks

“It is fitting, but I shall let fate decide on the name spinner 9000!”

After some consideration thanks to blue and orchid, Sabre chosen to name the shark Chompers. As sharks love biting things

“Love the options kid, let me think” writes them down

“Not bad, let me think on that one” writes it down

“I’m all ears what you got?” He asks pulling out a notepad

How does he even pronounce that? He’s gonna struggle “Ra’ab? Rob? Ron?”

Is super excited about getting himself a shark, he already has the aquarium for it, now just needs the beast. He has yet to figure out what to call it

He sighs “I can tell, so what do you say, you help me find a megalodon as I would myself but most times I end up killing one, and in turn for the tamed beast I can either steal something for you or as a fellow shark lover give you a shark fact you may or may not know already, sound fair?”

“Hey hey easy big fella! I figured you are so cool and rare, I would like my own. I’m a pirate, it’s kinda my thing to steal, so instead of taking you from your father perhaps he can help me out with making another one like you” he turns to vox “I suggest calling him off before I show you why++

“Of course you did, sea creatures from hell’s sea is every challenging, requires the right people. I was about to steal your pet but, I just realized how much more complicated that would be, my ship wouldn’t be big enough. So, how about a proposition?” Oh this can’t go well

He is staring at the tv overlord obvious with jealousy on his face “Do you know how long I been in hell, searching for a shark?? How the fuck did you of all people get something so…incredible?”

Cue making jealous dragon noises. He wants a badass pet

“Aye, likewise blue” he solutes

“Noted~”

“I’ll be watching for the beam of doom”

“Well he’s a little late, extermination is cancelled. And I’m guessing he’s coming to kill vox himself, as that’s who should be erased, non of us”

“ And why was he here? Not really normal an arch angel would even bother come here without business. Unless he’s here about the hotel” Sabre ponders. You don’t see that high rank angel Every day

“I thought the exact same thing! Good choice” he says happily sharing the fish food. “If you want to take any home I can help you out, they require special transportation” he explained, as he had a few in his aquarium at home.

Ineeed, the more allies the better with everything going on since the vox fight “so who was the clown flying down from heaven looking like lucifer but blue eyes?”

“Aqua marina, love it” he says smiling “Oh oh! That one!” He said pointing at a red fish with what looks like imp horns

“Regardless old friend I still have my offer if you want me to join ya. And I appreciate it” he says swigging his bottle

Sabre laughs “Correct, just as sharks are their own species. And sure” he says happily, swaying his tail. He points to blue tang “ok what is that one?”

“Indeed, a pendora box this time we keep closed and buried deep.” Unlike blue he saw it first hand, heck he helped stopped it killing everyone. “If you need any reinforcements let me know, I’ll gladly jump in for good old times”

He looks up and sees orchid. “Hey kiddo, taking a breather from piracy and just looking at the local fish. This one is bobby the clown fish and this is sera star fish” he says pointing at them

He nods and sips his bottle “Aye, we also caught a few smugglers of the plans, though we both know without lucifer it won’t work. But to be safe we don’t need a repeat now do we” he says grinning “I wish you the best in your fight mate, make them regret it”

Sabre smiles, now this is good company. He knows who his armoured friend is and joins in to drink “Ahoy blue, I see you just came back from battle, got any souvenirs?” He asks looking over “perfect day for a drink!”

Sabre’s at the port, sitting on the dock, watching as the fish swim by, he’s feeding a couple of them and named them

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