Sabre boops her nose and nuzzles “Don’t worry about the protection ok? Leave it to me, your job is to relax, do what you always want for fun, as to me chaos is the fun”

Sabre tackles her into a hug “What’s the matter dear?”

He knows yet even so if the imp is mad enough to try something stupid he’s not letting his strong smart wife do it alone. They are a team

Even so he’s going to stand in the way, he can take the shame of death to ugly rat, nuzzle nuzzle snake wife

If miller finds out he will defend her to death, and he’s in she knows him too well

He won’t tell miller but wants to be involved lol

"do it, what leader of hell is nice and let people bitch and moan about it? put them in their place! you want respect you got to tear off a limb or two, blast them out of a canon, feed them to sharks, or ducks"

“I like to request my room fully designed to look exactly like my captain’s quarters! Including a treasure chest with fake jewelry, a steering wheel hanged on the wall with anchors, a shelf with a model Ship, a ship in a bottle, a map of the world, and books of mythical sea creatures. Lastly an++

“When you haven’t had a proper shower in 300 years you would need a lot.” The first towel he used stinks the most, probably used at least 20 of them just to remove all that stink, never mind the salt off his skin

📻 he nods "I got all eternity dear, i got no plans to go anywhere anytime soon" he says settling himself in "oh! have I told you about the Disney audio process for their animations back in the day? they had to time things frame by frame, all by direction, non of this computer tech you use today"

alastor laughs "we're human dear we all make mistakes and learn from them, we get stronger, we don't let fuckers like vox talk down to us, least he didn't electrocute you." he says smiling more "at least someone was worried, seemed almost no one but charlie cared, she did send emily to save me"

📻al felt horrible, he believed he got her into this mess, his smile almost faltered but he kept his composure "I see my dear, at least you are safe now and recovering, if there is anything I can do to help let me know! I'm all ears"

📻 he could tell, he wants a full real smile not some dim shitty one. that has him curious "what plan? why didn't you tell me?? I could have made my plan with vox so so much more punishing for him if I knew you'd get caught"

📻he looks her over "oh nonsense! you are fine as long as you....vox did all this?"

sabre nods "fair enough, not everyone wants that spotlight, just to be respected and left in peace, I just love to cause chaos" He says also getting another drink "if you ever want me to steal from someone or destroy their shit for you let me know, I'll do it for free"

Sabre laughed with him “you could even rule over hell, if Lucifer can’t touch you anyways, why haven’t become a known overlord yet? You could be the lord of agriculture, which had been open for centuries”

He laughs patting her more “I missed you too, so how’s mother slasher? And where’s your girlfriend?”

Damn Sabre thought his ass was old and hid in a ruined place. This beat his ten fold! Finally found the bug and waves with a keg and box of cigars “there ye be buggy man! Now we can finally relax and celebrate the new venture, who knew space was so dark, and cold, and radioactive”

Damn Sabre thought his ass was old and hid in a ruined place. This beat his ten fold! Finally found the bug and waves with a keg and box of cigars “there ye be buggy man! Now we can finally relax and celebrate the new venture, who knew space was so dark, and cold, and radioactive”

Sabre is stubborn and would climb that mountain, it’s worth the trip to relax with an old friend. Must be a relic from when Lucifer first fell, a summer home forgotten or something. No matter he has arrived, probably after 5 days of climbing

Very clever! Sabre also is well aware and could navigate that, or crash trying. And blue knows the ladder.

A well deserved rest, Sabre shall join him for now.

Bug man got a deal! Now that is how you make a good symbiotic relationship. Sabre shall now offer bug man booze and a cigar.

Sabre will happily take that, and any other intel the bug provides. The poor unfortunate souls who dare to go in that sector are going to regret they are competing for those asteroids

Oooh yes, a pirate cove planet, so can put the giant ass middle finger to the galaxy emporium as screw that guy. Besides Sabre wants the big fries, the more expensive the goods the better.

Dearly noted and added to his database of allied ships to protect. Don’t worry blue he will avoid them and only go after everyone else. He also reads that as Vin diesel

Genius! He’s copying that down and having his top engineer take over every satellite he can find and make it his tracker. Blue will of course get a piece for the idea

Sabre is in space, space pirate, the poor space stations that he finds and plunders. Though he needs to find them, time to hack some satellites

“I know exactly what you mean, yes hell is impossible to find peace in, so you make it by being a force to not mess with. I did the same, kinda”

"if the princess has proof of anything is that anyone could be redeemed if they try enough, then again if god hates you that much that hell is your permanent home like lucifer, you should change it from a punishment to being a punisher" he says as he also waited on his drink, it didn't take long

"that sucks, too bad we're not allowed visitation rights, you'd think it would you know give us a reason to atone for our sins? then again what do i know I'm just a dumb dragon"

"my favorite!" of course! he takes the taller sinner to hellbucks and got two Irish coffee with whiskey "so how's the wife and kids by the way?"

oooh yes, sabre could go for coffee right now! "want to get coffee? my treat"

indeed they should, until they find the princess, shall they drink?

also barely knows anything, he only knows a little thanks to delilah, he can try teach

He hugs back “Yay! And hey don’t worry I’ll be keeping him occupied, you can hang with the girls”

“Then let’s make a term of some sort” he says turning around to face the tv “Allow me to earn the trust of your badass pet, also a copy of a blueprint to your flying contraption and in turn…I could help with your reputation. You are at your lowest after that angel fight yeah? I could help turn the++

“Yes he is an asshole but also a good friend of mine. Could you please tolerate him and his partner at the wedding at least for the occasion? I promise you I’ll never invite him to anything we party for ever again, just this once” he says with puppy eyes

He will happily wait, of course the lovely cord is invited too

“Your boy has my interest, majestic, powerful” shows Vox a shark book “I studied these monsters alive, people feared them as so little was unknown. They were misunderstood creatures, seen as man eaters. They aren’t”

He will appreciate it, and they aren’t officially married yet but he has proposed and has the ring for it as proof. He will ensure to invite the bug to the wedding

⬅️ also thief, murderer, kleptomaniac ⬆️ loves his snake wife, Jane and hijacking flying objects

don't mind sabre in a totally not a vox office chair he stole spinning in it singing

either the greatest pirate ever seen or just retired to be with his lovely wife

"of course you'd make it a sexual innuendo" he says right before he 'swallowed' it, and pulls it back out, there's not a drop of saliva on it either "tada, is thou entertained or do I need to pull out another daring trick?"

He’s got a huge pile of gold and is using it as a bed, it can’t be comfortable

"welcome to the club we got t shirts"

what sabre defines as power

he glares at the octopus "I never said such thing, I'm happy being my own captain, unlike you"