"of course you'd make it a sexual innuendo" he says right before he 'swallowed' it, and pulls it back out, there's not a drop of saliva on it either "tada, is thou entertained or do I need to pull out another daring trick?"

He’s got a huge pile of gold and is using it as a bed, it can’t be comfortable

"welcome to the club we got t shirts"

what sabre defines as power

he glares at the octopus "I never said such thing, I'm happy being my own captain, unlike you"

"I'm glad you like me no matter how outdated I am" he says nuzzling back

"pretty knarly right?"

he kisses back "and that why I wouldn't work for them, but if they gave me a makeover I would accept it"

what does sabre do with souls? he uses them as ammo for his canons, screaming canon balls

Don't mind the pirate figuring out how the hell social media works, and posting on sinstagram shorts of himself doing pirate things, his favorite so far being "captain, look!"

he nuzzles back "what would you think if I decided to work for the Vees? not that I would, just curious"

www.youtube.com/shorts/m6plZ... Sabre being a wizard like

he squeaks and smiles "hey there fireball" he purred "anyone giving you trouble?"

“I’ll never forget you my queen, and same to you”

he happily sits and waits, already knowing what she will make, his favorite seafood

"I mean if you are offering to massage and feed me I'll happily oblige, but only if you want to"

"you already do that by existing and being my wife, just being here with me in this shithole is enough, I would never ask for more"

"Didn't know that was a thing" nuzzles delilah

damn blue why you gotta hate sabre's wife like that XD

He can work with that, something in the middle they can both enjoy “Better, I can work with that, let’s go” he holds her hand

Sabre had to think a minute, are they really going as low as annoying hellborn children? He doesn’t see the humour in that “You sure you want to go with something that easy and pathetic? Why not find some rich asshole to annoy or maybe your ex?” He asks as suggestions. Sabre had at least one++

“I like that plan, let’s cause trouble, but to whom? Have any target in mind?” He asks, interested in being trouble

He kisses back “what have you been up to? Any trouble?” He asks handing her a red broach with a flame emblem

“Hey there gorgeous, missed me? I missed you” he says returning the snuggling

And attention she shall receive, he pounces on her and nuzzles

"how sweet of you, so what is their story anyways? or am i better asking them myself"

“Lucky someone, who are they? What you adopt them for?” He asked just curious

“So anything new with ya your majesty?” He asks after a sip of his booze. Listening to the sound of the waves splashing and seagulls screaming

Sabre joins sitting by, gently tapping the god “lovely day to be at the beach eh?” He asks popping open a bottle, looking out to the waves

@leviathangod.bsky.social se dragon has come to bother the god because why not

“And what did you have to do in turn for this idea? Did he trick you into now being his puppet? As he has to talk to me if he wants your soul” he says crossing his arms “Also you know I’m an overlord too right? Just not as bad a rep as alastor”

“And what was that deal to get away from Val? Also why didn’t you call for me I would have gladly whoop his moth ass, or tried”

“Is he treating her like a daughter and you think he has taken her away from You? Or are you conflicted on how to feel having him as a guardian? As believe me I don’t trust him either but seeing as she is happy I won’t interfere, unless you want me to”

He grabs himself a bottle of rum and sat down “Ok hit me”

Whistles Chompers over, the sharks swam around him before just floating there “meet Chompers! Anyway anything you need help with?”

“Nor do I but hey he had a lovely shark and helped me with getting mine, kinda”

he sighs of relief "thank goodness, I was worried for a second, anyway may I have a cookie? you always make the best"

"lately I took the princess of hell whom was drunk sailing and orchid was with us, and next thing I know suddenly she is gone and I couldn't protect orchid from getting knocked out. I let my guard down, and I regret it"

he's wishing blue the best of luck rescuing charlie and for charlie to get back alive, he's also giving the tv a middle finger even knowing no one on the other side can see it

roars in sea dragon?

“Wait Charlie got arrested? Is it my fault?”

Sabre laughs “I promise, I’m not that drunk, not like Charlie here” he says gesturing to @redeemrainbow.bsky.social

“Oh don’t worry I won’t, I don’t even know if you can swim” he says setting her down, they have arrived. They are now aboard his ship, it was a little cold, but that’s expected. cdn.vectorstock.com/i/1000v/56/2...

“Aye, the water will help ya, it’s an endless sea on the end of pride. The only terf I own” he explained. Also hope she doesn’t mind a certain bunny joining them too

He nods “aye the more the merrier! You can probably help her talk about her negative thoughts. I kinda suck with that department”

“She’s sad and what better way to solve this than have her sailing on a ship! No one is gonna stop me”

“I’m taking Charlie out to stop being sad!” Carries Charlie out the hotel “hope you aren’t scared of the ocean”

“Why don’t we fix that, come on” he picks her up “Vaggi I’m kidnapping your girlfriend for a couple hours!” He calls out

He stops her, grabbing her hand “I think you had enough. Drinking doesn’t solve anything, I personally drink for celebration not sorrow. It doesn’t numb the pain. When I’m sad I try something productive like sparring with my crew or talk about it. Or you can kill your liver, your choice”

"wish my parenting was like his, I suck at it"