If you see this Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.

M L F S

Here’s a picture of my balls.

I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way. Whatever. Idc.

Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said. Bluesky is a crazy place.

Probably Obama’s

His mom didn’t get a call

What kind of sicko wants to see dogs humping a pole?

Magnificent Artwork

Do we want anal associated with Nazis though? I’m of two minds here. “God I wanna fuck your ass…… Oh dammit! Now I’ve got Nazis in my mind! DAMN YOU BUB!”

Obviously I’m a 5

When i first saw the giant Paris butt plug, I thought of @felisceleste.bsky.social ’s butt. Obviously. For a long time.

Bob Marley had three little birds sending out messages of hope and joy. I got one mean raven.

FULLY ERECT! WE DID IT!

997! Almost there! Thank you every bot-y!

At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect! I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!

Having sex: *makes chainsaw noises*

At 1000 followers, The Jesus Penis will be fully erect! I’m at 982! Won’t you arouse me more with a follow? I’m almost there!

Coming soon to the theatre near you!

Oh lord,,,so to speak peeps UF me when I repost jesus 😹🙀🙀😾

By now if people don't know I post online like a meth addicted monkey then they didn't vet my account very well.🤣🤣🤣

That’s probably enough embarrassing @peachiikimaf.bsky.social for one day Except for throwing up these other classic Peachii tweets

She thinks very highly of herself. She’s may or may not be wrong though.

I would never cram my religion down your throat. Unless you want me to.

I have a lot of followers with “Bukkake” in their name

I haven't seen that one lol All my Jesus memes are so respectful it's hard to choose lol

Well, could Jesus come lay hands on me? I need some healin. I'll let him be a man.

Aspiring to “best friend” status

I’ve been compiling a list of reasons the bigot class of Canadians think immigrant (or generally, brown people) should be deported. Please let me know if I’ve missed any. There’s plenty of room to add more. And I’m ready to start a new page as well Thanks for your help! #Deportation #Conservatives

I need to go to France

She did cheer me up 🦴

Ladies & Gentlemen… @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social

New PFP Look at me. I am the Captain now

I think I found my soulmate. Not solemate, you foot fuckers…I know you were going to go there. SOULmate

A collection of signs from #NoKingsDay And finally my personal favourite… 7/7

A collection of signs from #NoKingsDay 1/7

Again…. So sorry

Hold your horses there, big guy

I can only dream of being this charming

How to tell if you're Bi: - You have an atomic number of 83 - You're pentavalent - You crystallize into repeating cube shapes - When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow -You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe

#WikiHow is SO helpful #sex

You have my blessing 😉

My penis can be very rigid, but if you treat him right, he’ll soften right up.

If you think my attitude is pathetic, wait until you see my penis.

Blowjobs cure almost everything. How has the medical community not realized this yet?