If a zombie apocalypse happened I would be the only person to survive, because the zombies are my personal army, and I will make them kill everyone except for me. Since I am a genius, and master strategist, nobody will be able to survive my army. Pray that this event never happens, or it’s over.

I am the most famous person in the world. People listen to what I say. I don’t say anything, though. I just make noise. Loud, disgusting noise. Half of the planet is deaf. Because of me. But the ones who aren’t cannot stop listening. Fucking addicts. I’m worse than meth. But I do love cocaine, a lot

I spent 3 years in a hedge maze as a child. I went with my parents and got lost. I survived by drinking dew from the leaves and eating sticks and grass. I finally found my way outside. I will never enter a maze again. Puzzles are generally stupid. I hate following steps and solving things. It sucks.

Sometimes, I like to take a bite out of a bar of soap just to feel something. When I was a child, my parents would often “wash my mouth out”. I said nasty little words like darn and dang. I’m a sinner, and I’m gonna burn for eternity. I’ve come to terms with this. It’s sad, but sad things happen.

#enafanart #whatisshescaredof #digitalarts #dinnerturron

twitter is down how are my bluesky oomfiesss??

IF YOU KILL THE BRAIN, THEN YOU KILL THE GHOUL vintage cmyk-style piece, alts in reply! #hollowknightsilksong #silksongfanart #silksong #art

thanks to @hum4nboard.bsky.social this was my warmup for today #enadreambbq #enajoelg #comic

they think life is all sunshine and rainbows

her chud son

Salesperson watches Meanie play minecraft

on vacation #enadream bbq

ENA Literal Legend edit #enadreambbq

their voice range is insane 🤩🤩

if humanboard had whatsapp

Coral meets Dratula

ENA freaks out during fan interaction

educational content, shut up and pay attention

final challenge

Life or Death?

what happened

this guy FUCKING sucks at Dream BBQ #enadreambbq

just the 2 of them

blow her #enadreambbq

youngest person EVER

burried

dancing with taski at the purge event #enadreambbq

Walter meets ENA

will be reposting everything here cause why not

clicked Home and the first post was boobs this place is awesome

hello it is I, humanboard