Kind of want to put this bit on a billboard somewhere (or, idk, replace every web ad everywhere with this text) bsky.app/profile/edzi...

im getting a lot of hate for agreeing to do the riyadh comedy festival but i never claimed to be a role model. i am a kind of sacred jester... i believe my jokes about my gay stepson's pronouns can help change the saudis

"No more only supporting others, being demure, or waiting my turn!" SAKURA WHEN HAVE YOU EVER...??

Thinking about finishers

Kikyo is so funny. This would also be my reaction to wrestling in the opening of a packed Korakuen

Waiter! More of this bullshit please! #SenJo🤼‍♀️

Time for the REAL JOSHI ACE to shine though. No sun god can compare, I fear.

There's a lot of "they're trying to eradicate us because our superior pattern recognition and strong sense of justice sees through their fascist lies!" going around. Shut up. They're trying to eradicate humans they see as "useless eaters." Not dorks who think they're a plucky dystopian YA heroine.

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

Drunk girl at a party

She's so cute I'm gonna die

Betrayal...

Sniffing her hair is so crazy, wild seeing someone get possessed by Tam's ghost in real time like this

doodle

I gotta say I extremely don't think Rossy mentioning Itoh is a real tease, for 2 reasons: 1) just Saying Shit because it will get people talking about him is extremely Rossy's style

Hazuki - Koguma FWC OZ Academy

Hazuki - Koguma FWC OZ Academy

Kohaku - Hazuki OZ Academy

Itsuki Aoki - Dash Chisako OZ Academy

Kaori Yoneyama - Zones #OZAcademy

This is art, to me. Hazuki just patiently hanging out while Koguma instructs Ranna. I am in tears.

Awwww yeah that's the STUFF that's the GOOD FUCKING STUFF right there.

We're facing pressue for austerity at all levels of government. There is an alternative. Tax the rich to fund the public services and social infrastructure we need. #vanpoli #cdnpoli

So I think genre basically should never be understood as a strict list of features or as a single defining feature but as a set of shared ideas that are drawn from a commonly-agreed-upon canon.

They should have real jobs that work the way like deliveries in sci-fi games work. Pay me to drive for a few hours and then deliver one maybe two packages without talking to anybody with no real deadline. Ideal

Spotted Yuzuki, Rea, I think Utami & someone I didn't recognize (one of their rookies?) in the crowd when I watched Stardom's 2.2 Korakuen show yesterday and I thought that was cute. Like I don't Like Marigold but I think it's nice when wrestlers are friends

drew my gemini cup lineup #umamusume

narita top road: i’m terrified of disappointing my loved ones and watching them all leave me as a result admire vega: i’m haunted by survivor’s guilt, i can never allow myself to experience joy in order to atone for being the one to survive instead of my sister tm opera o:

me when somebody recs me a new piece of media bc it's got "a character i'll like":

example of lazy worldbuilding: why is there a country named "turkey" right next to a country named "grease"? did the writer design the map on thanksgiving

It's extremely frustrating that I keep trying to at least watch some wrestling and seemingly am just too depressed to actually get through anything. 2-3 hour shows taking me 7-9 hours to finish and shit it's infuriating.

This was INCORRECT btw actual competitive uma musume players are terrifying monsters who I cannot reach

oh okay

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Realized I've mostly been posting on tumblr and not really updated here at all. I'm home from my vacation now. Some family stuff that I haven't fully processed yet but it was mostly good & much needed. I'm genuinely desperate to quit my job at this point.

close enough welcome back jay and silent bob

Only just now sank in now that it's past that for this to happen it means there was anybody out there rooting for Bea and like. God the horrors of what wrestling fans are capable of will never cease

Saw someone reply to Kamitani's Grand Prix declaration with "well she won't even be champion by the end of the week" and I was SO confused. I blocked out Bea so thoroughly that I genuinely forgot that Saya was even defending on Saturday. I deadass believed that the main event was SLK vs. Tomoka.

I feel so bad at building decks in Uma Musume, like I can never figure out where the balance between the card's usability & the utility of its skills should be.

Big news for the 4-5 people who still care! My pro wrestling newsletter is back! I've moved it over to my fledgling Patreon. It was the power of Hirata's win that made me write again:

I just want it to be clear where I stand and it's that Tam & Kamitani do *not* have a mother/daughter style relationship but even if they did that's further evidence they fuck nasty actually not less

Okay here's the thing that has been making me absolutely crazy for weeks now, since I watched the match: I had forgotten about the stips that Tam & Unagi added to their January 3rd match until after I watched it. They were so obviously not gonna be acted on it was easy to dismiss them as trash talk.

Okay here's the thing that has been making me absolutely crazy for weeks now, since I watched the match: I had forgotten about the stips that Tam & Unagi added to their January 3rd match until after I watched it. They were so obviously not gonna be acted on it was easy to dismiss them as trash talk.

Okay first post I have been meaning to make for a while but I keep not: I'm on shows from early 2025 and the contrast with early 2024 is really interesting. There's a similar sense, after the fact, that people knew what was coming.

Having watched Thekla vs Athena from back in January (which deserved like 1000x what the audience gave them even if the alignments were kind of messy) I would give anything to trade Bea back to the states in return for Athena