Can someone please explain to me why food vloggers move so aggressively? My angel, what did those chickpeas ever do to you?

March 25 “Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan. I would love to hear about the Congressman plans to demand the immediate resignations of both Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz, whose incompetence and carelessness are not only embarassing as hell but incredibly dangerous.” 1/

Y’all, I cannot WAIT to talk to Jonathan about this little Bomb Besties group chat. Drink some chamomile tea, Jonathan, because we are going to get INTO it. #BeTheGroundhog

Bringing this over here because why should Meta properties have all the fun? Make the calls. Find your Jonathan. Be the groundhog. #BeTheGroundhog

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD CALL YOUR REPS TODAY. THEY ARE VOTING ON THE BUDGET AT 6PM. 5calls.org

I sing this to myself every time before I call and now you can, too. BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO CALL THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY, FRIENDS. 5calls.org

Calls made. Took 4 minutes and 28 seconds. Do your part. 5calls.org

Hello, my angels! Time to get on 5calls.org and call your reps! We’re doing this every single day, remember? It will take 5 minutes. It took me LESS than that today. I left one voicemail and spoke to two aides. Everyone is polite and it’s not as scary as it seems. Make your voice heard!

For your tender hearts and minds ❤️

Don’t just panic on the internet. CALL YOUR REPS. 5Calls.org makes it easy by giving you links and what to say for the most impact. Budget 5 minutes in your day EVERY DAY from now on to call your reps. It won’t take longer but this is one of the most important things we can do right now.

One of my commitments for 2025 was to write more regularly on Substack. It’s free. Today we’re talking about store-bought neurotransmitters because Ina didn’t show me how to make them from scratch.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce. Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

I’m just a girl. Sitting in front of a laptop. Begging it to not be true that outlining makes writing easier.

A toast for the new year. May our righteous fury be tireless, our dissent be constant, our communities be strong, and our pursuit of the next right thing never fail.