me to a swole man: why did you shave, queen

if ur inching towards ur thirties please start doing a sport if you aren't already. please. please strengthen your back and knees. i'm watching my peers fall apart in real time completely unnecessarily and i am losing my mind

i have a license to open carry bofa

Bianca lost in the Sammy sauce😋 #oc #lesbian #monsterhearts

Masahisa Suzuki

i can do this for 36 reps now (:

"learning to love myself and appreciate my body!!" and it's still like hot women with a once in a generation physique

oh your game is multiplayer? well that's too bad. i don't want to "play" with my friends. i want to touch them inappropriately

Stop making sexy wojak edits you wankers

ignore that post saying you need to love your own comics. ppl with terrible self-esteem should also be allowed to make art

some studies

a redcap

I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers. This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.

love being tired in a way sleep can't fix

what do you want!!

This week, like every week, we are inches from world peace if we can just figure out the Correct way to be insane at each other online

reading bsky posts and thinking that maybe tr*mp derangement syndrome is real

*Wir leben in einem Simulacrum aber das Simulacrum ist TwitterDotCom, für dessen amerikanischen Kulturkampf man heute global Politik macht.

ok my first mistake was looking at reddit but in what world are these people ugly. are all our brains cooked

i grew up with horseback riding b4 that shit got too expensive for my parents. ive shovelled more horseshit than i care to count. i love those anxious murderbeasts. and yet uma musume sparks no joy

Human Artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.

the original "the common yankis dogcuntis" thread is my entire life motto now. the common yank cannot see beyond their own soup bowl

i enjoyed The First Circle as a book but i too would have solzhenitsyn sent to a gulag

me and the weeb gooners are diametrically opposed to each other i think. they want waifs with waterballoon tits and i want a cowboywoman with hawkish features and an aquiline nose who spits in my eyeball. we're not travelling the same trade routes

i watched the first dune movie and idgi. sure it's cool-looking, even though the shooting locations outside jordan weren't inspiring. what's the vision here

i love games that look like shit bro. dark souls 1 is straight dookie. empire earth 2? i love u for ur burning my retinas. might and magic? blinds me with glory. look at this shite

my het bestie: i don't respect you because you like women me: so do you??? bestie: and you know how much i hate myself

Definitely my most popular piece, "Don't Disturb the Locals" from early 2022

"I'm not mad at you"

@oj-mcmuffins.bsky.social huge news: theres two of them

my brother is out there caring for his toddler daughter and my childfree ass is looking up how best to learn arabic

A lesbian visibility & alien day scribble

stop sending me the wii sports ass clip

trump. hitler. maybe we just need guys with more syllables as head of sta- ah bollocks

"I want my art to showcase my technical skill, but also be off-putting to the uninitiated viewer" as always, the solution is to cultivate a really weird kink.

Steph no (old art)

Hello #portfolioday! I’m Zara H, a SWANA ☪️ artist who works in character design, book covers, and MTG.

god this got me good

it's me i'm the guy who's allistic

gaymen (amen for when you're gay)

when u cultivate a decent bod but ur spirit is venomous and barren lol

The Empty Soul #RustSols

Cyklus (Cycle)

*climbs on top of stage* i like het ships

so twitter is just uhh instagram reels with CSAM now? and revenge porn? okay. huh.