sorry but I fear I must once again point out how hilarious I actually am

Buddy's resume:

More Paula:

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Her's has got to be the most quintessentially "You have to be fucking kidding me" face that I've ever seen.

Heh heh. "They might acccidentaly blow up one of their own citties."

When I think of Major Jason Watson, I also think of Claudette Colvin. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudet...

"And such mud! You could not put the depth in inches. Nothing so ordinary; it was feet deep and the energy expended in wading through such a morass can be imagined. Many times, I have got stuck in the clayey slime well above my knees..."

"‘hey, let’s go down to Dear Leader’s Big Empty Shitpile of Nothingness over on the National Mall,’ said nobody."

The competence of the president and the professionalism of the military's leadership led this. Deeep dive presented by Jesse Alexander. An actual historian who employs two fact checkers. Speaks four languages. He quotes documents and letters, widening, giving color to the story he's sharing.

"Washington won not because his plan worked, but because it failed in exactly the right way."

I'm struggling to put together a somewhat tasteful joke about Hunter whipping out his ginormous trouser hog and slapping Trump across his face with it.

Fake people, fake 'Library' books. If it weren't for Harley, I think I'd hang myself.

He actually said 'thank you' to an AI projection. Gawddamn. What Trump said during that speech wasn't just some random delusion. I mean, it was a very specific delusion.

I remember my mom taking pants shopping at Elder-Beerman. She'd reach down, grab that seam in the crotch and tug on it. MOM!!! Is there enough room in the crotch? YES!!!! Do you want to tr.. NO!!!!! That's not the only reason I like to wear fluffy, ankle length, print skirts.

"No, you blathering, dissembling liar. [settled law Kavanaugh] Everyone was a 'foreigner' in 1868, unless you were a native American. The framers of the 14th Amendment were themselves the descendants of 'foreigners' who came to these shores from other lands."

My first reply was, "We'll have a threesome." Ménage à morons? Btw, he can't. End of fantasy." I've decided that 'Ménage à twats" works better.

"Had to do something about fuel shortages... reduced the fuel quality standards so low for regular gas stations it's destroying car engines... the cynical view is if they can't drive, they can't gather to protest." *Paraphrased

Heh heh. "Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon. sx excuse me. Sorry. P par pardon me"

HA! Fly like an eagle? Steve Miller doesn't know what the hell he's singing about.

Bethan's Rock is a small grey stone on display at Poole Museum in Poole, England. It was donated to the museum in 2019 by a five-year-old girl named Bethan, and it has since attracted significant attention on social media and become the museum's most famous object. - Wikipedia

Ok, I am sorry for bringing this into the timelines of people who are avoiding him but this is properly amazing stuff. Teddy Roosevelt died in 1919 but captain bullshit Don (b. 1946) had a conversation with him. Fucking hell America. Sort yourselves out

The rats nesting in her hair simply couldn't be disturbed from their naps to answer questions from peasents, so they left a recorded message.

✌️💙😉 #art #trees #painting #acrylics

CORRECTION: After yesterday's rulings, it's now "legalized *SCOTUS-sponsored* bribery."

Will RFKJr go for a swim?! Will he?! Will he?! I hope he doesn't forget to bring Kid Schlock along.

Heh heh heh. "We’re in grave danger of depleting our nation’s National Strategic Reserve of Binkies."

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"That has become a serious problem for the Russian military."

After nearly 600 days here, I'm populating my first List. "We're All in it Together"

Vance must have been out there humbly feeding the poor and missed the "though shalt not bear false witness" class.

I'm of an age where I can't even trust a fart and this may be the outcome if I do?

More of this please. “We tend to center the party, we tend to center the politicians in rooms like this, but we miss the opportunity to center the public, and our campaign has been about centering the people of the state of Michigan from the very beginning.” - Abdul El-Sayed

"'Amy Coney Barrett is the poster child for why we need to repeal the Nineteenth Amendment,' wrote West Virginia congressional candidate and convicted January 6er [pardoned] Derrick Evans". (Evans lost his bid on May 12th)

When the "villians" are the good guys. From a comic con and staged for the little Wonder Woman to stand in triumph.

1/ With the number of reports about the proliferation of malicious influence accounts on social media sites, I was curious. After 10/7/23, I began seeing the vastly increased use of the term "anti-Zionist". So, I searched around to find the it's earliest usage around Netanyahu's attack on Gaza.

#Poetry #Painting #Nightime A warm yellow light called me, far away from behind the trees. I was in doubt, should I go? Is it a dream or am I awake? ~Jacob Berghoef 🎨 Kaoru Yamada

The U.S. House of Representatives has been out of session 115 out of 181 days. That must be absolutely backbreaking. I don't know how he does it.

"As fighters, they're outstanding." Fuck Hagueseth.

Rob would have to be pretty Lowe to rob Lowe's.

Strongly agree with Jon.

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just knew that whole stork story was bullshit.

Here's a weird one. Both Maps images are in the same location. Note the pole, tree and street sign.

I could definitly live here. Teaneck, NJ. I passed by this for nearly a year before I noticed. In my defense, the image on the right is Maps Street View.