with or without cat I am forever.

Nothing like the golden hr.

Don't let me catch you slippin'.

Painting the cyclorama

Watch me.

I passed for straight and cis at the gym today.

Bluesky? Or blue moon...

Merry Christmas Eve from a subway in BK.

She was texting me all day about it and snapping me disappearing pics. I will go on stand.

Leg days are starting to work!

Wanna wrestle?

Uggghhh

You goon'd too hard and ruined your orgasm 18 times this year. Congrats.

Lol. Well 🤷🏾‍♂️ I am a homosexual so...

Does anxiety make anyone else horny? Does the current state of the world (collapsing) give you the urge to edge? Asking for a friend.

Sometimes after a good work out, I like to pretend like I'm the douchiest person in the locker room... Come sniff my socks bro?

Had to leave some quintessential hoe ass, whose-bed-whose-mirror ass, thottery on my new timeline. It's not slutty enough.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

This is a flashback to when I used to be weirder. Seems like a crucial early post.

Just another disapproving dad.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches