my banana cream soda review!

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked. Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight? Also go support Nakufin.

dreamcatchers

Went to bed at 23:00 (very reasonable, alarm set for 09:00). Woke up at 04:00 (thirsty, but acceptable, back to bed) Woke up, check phone it’s 13:30 how sleeping is a curse

let it rain on us forever

I think one of my favorite things about Smiling Friends is that the episode synopsis descriptions are like 80% just blatant lies about things that never happen in the episode. Like I didn’t even think you could legally do that

central market street! 🥢✨

Dreamer cells are the main encryption component of the CITKA system. Perpetually sleeping in life support tanks, these cells are continuously fed vital information, which are then abstracted into seemingly nonsensical strings of thoughts, sensations, and images.

Imperial Signals Officers are specialists who are mentally conditioned to be able to interpret CITKA transmissions. A cipher so complicated modern computers are mathematically incapable of cracking it.

"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.

Furry is his own emotional support animal

I often do this

comm for sage_lestrange93 on ig [ #furry #furryart #commission ]

A piece of did for Eurofurence this year. Of course theme is sci-fi the year I end up being GoH, so this turned out quite the struggle lmao.

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It's finally time for Skinktober! What's that? No, I'm pretty sure it was never called anything else. #art 🦢

81 likes 0 reposts says "cool. but no one else needs to see this"

The lady next door had the scariest outfit — the kids didn’t go there the following year. I drew this mostly on CSP, but I haven’t yet found brushes I like there, especially watercolour brushes, so did the final touches on Procreate.

Last year I was commissioned by @caesarsnep.bsky.social to draw a short comic for Chasing Tail magazine! chasingtailmag.com Toulouse Street Script by @caesarsnep.bsky.social Everything else by me 1/4

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Drew Hornet from Silksong in my style, fully kitted up 🌺 #art #silksong #hollowknight #procreate #digitalart #fanart

My parents visited for a long weekend, so we spent a bit of time painting around NYC. Scenes are from Coney Island and the Prospect Park dog beach.

introspection

It is an act of superhuman irony that Disco Elysium turned to the camera, went "everything that criticizes capitalism will be repackaged for maximum market appeal and regurgitated back to you under capitalism" and was subsequently repackaged for maximum market appeal and regurgitated back to us.

Stretching it (1/5)

Fatty Adopted fatty Fatty fatty no-parents

Small cat problems 🐈💤 Attack for @trymask.bsky.social!

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I was hoping Valve would stay strong against this; as loss of their business should be a large enough threat for any card processor to back down The anti-porn tirade of Visa/Mastercard are based on internal policy, not sound law Their executives want to hurt sex workers & queers, it's that simple

me too man

Parasite becomes aggressive. Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased. Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.

I'm not surprised it happened, I'm just annoyed it's all so vulgar

Gabe’s Bloodborne Chronicles (1/?)

てきとうに描いたイタチたち

We’re all gonna make it somehow. (Nothing serious has happened, I just remembered that my friends are cool and I want them to stay that way).

I BEAT MY FIRST NIGHTLORD IN NIGHTREIGN SOLO USING A SAXOPHONE This might be one of the hardest games I've ever dooted

I wonder what is he thinking... 🐺💭

Ah! Please have some happy tears! This is so epically beautiful.

This is the best thing I’ve seen today and I need a source. Bluesky, please help. Credit to whoever this rad group is.

Guh

Time has come now to stop being human, Time to find a new creature to be 2020 🎨📺

just a BUNCH of me roughing out colors schemes I wanted to try out

Bad AAPL

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.