she dill on my pickle until i rugrats

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@itsclammy.bsky.social happy bday!!!!

i have zero recollection of this draft

work has cool art on the stairs

isn’t it exhausting spending all this time trying to be significant

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME DONALD KNUTH HAD A FURSONA

thanks to the renaissance in CLI Tools, software programmers will finally learn the importance of the CLIT

being autsitic is kinda like being a corvid - mimicry, curiosity, mischievousness, and scavenging

i had a dream about a standardized protocol for transmitting your OCs over a network for roleplaying i think this new job is breaking my brain

bossman called me “basically autonomous” during our 1:1. i’m just tryna stay stimulated when on the clock

its hard to learn how to say more words to communicate the same amount of information

yeah ok

I can finally share this. :D A six hour Floral Pinup commission as a gift from @weaselbotaur.bsky.social to @snake-and-bake.com and @anteloper.net . :D #furryart #furry #commission

yegge's pumping and dumping like the fox he really wishes he was

chat do we think polecat dot com was gas town'd by polecats led by their fox mayor

a tetherball ripped from the post is the most apt description of leaving a furry convention i can think of

cheerleader moms aren’t much better than volleyball moms but cheerleaders are WAY nicer than volleyball players

is this a muttmonster i see???? @itsclammy.bsky.social

drying off in the headless lounge then gonna wander the con floor a bit longer. come say hi!!

protogen? you mean e-waste?

hello old friend

clearly only one of these three is happy with their choice of dependent

can’t believe its been eleven fucking years since i last went to this convention

can't find any of my old badges so i straight up printed and laminated the .png files lol

who amongst ye is going to further confusion next week???

it is with extreme displeasure that i announce this product is good

my superpower is that i can hold two, sometimes even three, contradictory ideas in my head at the same time

i'm in lush buying soap, an employee walks up to me and goes "do you have strong hands?" me: "uhhhh" employee: "none of us can open this" *hands me a stanley cup mug* 1. apparently i have strong hands 2. i got a free bath bomb :3

the word you're looking for is "nondeterministic", bob

spiritually, i am here

legally married!!!! now to plan the wedding that people will attend

if anyone tries to tell you that AI is the future just ask them if they would rather have a statistically average handjob or a trained professional handjob because that is the difference between a large language model and a writer

trying to wrap my head around the fact that the work slack is about the size of salem, oregon and failing miserably

i was tired of barely making ends meet and wanted to a) marry my boyfriend and b) buy him a house, so i picked the intersection of: a. most fun b. least mind-numbing c. highest pay

what’s wrong, honey? you’ve barely touched your H-E-B Birthday Cake Cheese Ball

AOL Chat Rooms (shoutout RhyDin)

FC 2026 hotel room got!!!!! been ages since i've been, excited

hit me up if you want on the yiffsky waitlist

once i get the PDS working, i'm gonna get yiffsky going full blast

yiff.exchange pds is sorta working

the penalty for being wrong is never greater than the penalty for refusing to answer when you don't know what's right.

the distillation of research paper -> blog post is a lossy operation. the distillation of blog post -> microblogging platform post is a lossy operation. double lossy compression is generally Not A Good Thing

full english breakfast flavored Huel

stolen from @ferrethandjobs.com who probably stole it from someone else

Hi! I'm Mab and I'm a freelance illustrator, primarily in the furry and fantasy genres. If you can think it, I can probably draw it. :D Telegram (art & commissions): t.me/art_mab Tip Jar: ko-fi.com/artmab Streaming: picarto.tv/MabW #furryart #furry #commissions

i’m a slut for data

i respect ra! for trying out a new producer on their newest record but i can’t say i vibe with the mixdown. feels like too much reverb and everything sounds kinda thin….

i wonder how many people would have been this upset if bsky didn't do the responsible thing of alerting users to these legal updates directly and just made the blog post