While out today I turned to my family and said: Before we get on this escalator you do know what to do if it stops right? I am not the funny one in the family 😂

Accurate

Spooktober #promosky time! 🎃🦇👻 My interests/hobbies _________________________ #Gaming 🎮 #Memes 🖼️ #Shitposting 💩 #Photography 📸 #PopCulture 🍿 #Anime 🏯 #Weed 🍃 #Yapping 🗣️ Hope to interact with some more goofballs! 🤪 Likes and reposts help! <3

Parenting is interesting. Example of frequent convo: Oldest child: Are you going to ask me how my day was? Me: oh how was your day Oldest kid: *lists every detail of every class and drama happening at school* I know way too much about the kids she goes to school with 😅

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This actually makes my soul so happy 🥹 Mychal is perfect for this

That moment anxiety lets you and your body remembers it has not eaten

I heard something outside... 👀 hello

Some days I like my curls and some days I feel like Rick James 🤣🤣

Me on hard difficulty: *Dies for the 5th time* Me to myself: Okay I’m gonna beat it this time. I can do this. Game message: IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING, YOU CAN LOWER THE DIFFICULTY IN THE MENU. Me:

I woke up old today 😩 my back is killing me.

I am a grandma for the weekend 🤣 and my daughter is going through it.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Someone just had their 29 year anniversary with the company I work at. Why can I not see myself investing that much time here 😅 like that should say something to me

This is not a drill. My grandma did not say dinner was "fine" tonight. She said I could make it again.

"I would like to talk to you about my lord and savior... ooo snacks" I had a whole deer on my front porch this morning 😒 eating some roses.

My daughter just told us she was nominated for homecoming queen. She did it as a joke and now she has to act nonchalant. I don't even know how this works?!?! I am out of my league here 😂😂

It was a typo. Tomorrow is Raptor Day.

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Pls pls watch 🥺🥺

Good morning my boo-tiful friends. May the season bring comfort to you. 🥰🍂🍁 🎃 Also I am secretly looking forward to the family drama stories this year 🤣

pumpkin carving 💫

Stop bringing your toddlers to the haunted house!!! I HATE jumping out from my hiding spot, in a horrifying costume mind you, only to see that the group brought their kid that can barely speak! I just visibly startled and upset a little girl, and I feel awful about it! I'm so mad at those parents

DO YA REMEMBER !!!

Currently watching:

Time to go home and ROT ALL WEEKEND YAYYY!!!! 💕💕💕

I created a countdown for end of day today. 🤪

OMG this book 😂 I read a chapter, which they are fairly short thankfully. This one was 4 pages long and I am left in a cliffhanger before work and laughing.

Two beautiful ladies in the early morning sky. The Moon and Venus

Want to see something pretty??? 👀👀

Being an adult feels like, “if I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay” but it’s every damn week.😭😭

My co-workers are killing me. One walked over to me to ask if she sent something to our boss... are you serious??

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

I can't belive work is cutting into my reading time 🙄

My friend challenged me to put myself out there so here goes: My position was eliminated on 9/02, and I'm looking for any available work. I specialize in writing, editing and social media management. I also have video experience. I'm looking for PT, FT, consulting and freelance

I think my daylist is confused 😂 dad rock teen angst? It is okay I am confused on how old I am as well

Fenneko’s Halloween Costume

My choices for my next read 😂 the choice is not easy as they are so different.

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Alice in Wonderland options at Michael's... Alice in Wonderland options coming hom with me

Something I wish I did when I became a home owner. Bought a ramp for the stairs and at least a dolly. Helping my husband carry 26 boxes of flooring in yesterday would have been a lot easier.

Please do not watch the video. Please.