No friends. No brothers. No fathers. No mothers. Just me.

//

I felt like putting a buIIet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species, I wanted to open valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

take your medication

That picture is real, and my wife is alive.

It's not like I haven't noticed. I've noticed for some time now. I just don't know how to talk about it. I don't... Like. Talking about it. I sound insane. I haven't even told Garcia. How do you tell someone fighting by your side that you know they're in more danger than you?

It's only ever Adjacent to danger. I'm only ever just narrowly missed by a car. Always just out of arms reach of being ripped apart by a demon, like my body knows to dodge before even I do. It's happened well too many times to just a coincidence anymore. Maybe there Is a god looking out for me.

// another old tidbit about this portrayal that barely ever comes up because john is like if asthma was a person he basically has like. Pseudo-Precognition when dodging attacks

If my hand started sliding through a wall id simply pull it back out

This is a satire

My thoughts and actions are my own

in my final moments I can only hope Garcia holds my bloodied hand tenderly and asks me if I want to make my confession

[ Lighting a cigarette and blindfolding himself ]

//

('I just got my boating license' spongebob gag voice) Hey, I'm getting a movie adaptation next!

Believe in God, but question the teachings of men.

That's Fine

# pervertpride

No friends. No brothers. No fathers. No mothers. Just me.

// I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WATCH IRON LUNG

// there's so much I still havent ported to this account actually. Do prople even know about the pokemon au

// I probably Should mention john's gun somewhere on this profile. it was in the hc thread on my twitter account but I haven't remade that yet its the one from the survival mode update Here

⠀⠀،̲،̲ ִֶ ⠀⠀ㅤฺ ⠀⠀⠀go̲d ⠀⠀⠀⠀ D𝖎𝙴D ⠀⠀⠀﹐𖤐𑁬 ⠀⠀⠀⠀& ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ͟ ⟢⠀⠀ 𝐖𝖎𝙻𝐋﹡⠀⠀❬ ⠀⠀⠀∿⠀⠀⠀#͟𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓⠀⠀˖﹡᠀ ‎⠀⠀ ͡ ׅ ༝ ۟ 𝚆𝓲𝙲𝙺𝙴D̸ ָ֢ ֹ 𖦹 ֹ ۪ 𓂍 ⠀ ⠀𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗. ⁀ ݁ 〆

I- Wait--

Are you sorry for the things you've done?

I did not actually give spamton g spamton our grocery money

My life is going pretty well all things cnsidered

hal🪽 boosting again because i Think i'm set on my bills for a while , but i still gotta get some food ( i'm running low on essentials like bread , mayo , meats , etc )

TWO INSANE &!+€#ES TELLING EACH OTHER [[Exactly!!!]]

DON'T LOOK AWAY! I'll stop existing if you do!!

Of course Boy

you're lying, nobody remembers me

[ completely deadpan ] Do You Want To Go To The Arcade Today

Yessirrrrrr [ pinning another crayon drawing of a demon to the fridge ] [ seeing one of them blink back at him and not reacting in the slightest ]

ᵀʰᵉʸ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵉˣᵉᶜᵘᵗⁱᵒⁿ. . . ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᵉᵉᵈᵒᵐ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪᴄᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ʟᴜɴɢ! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

Look I'm not always a religious man but if you could throw me a bone maybe

Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I am an immortal.

I am a normal human being.

I'M PROJARED AND I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

hH;ow are you real

He's literally kind